Bad Gas and Good Dreams

[myra]

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i dread getting to the age where you let a little fart with every little step you take. God.

[Croft]

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myra - that is funny - my grandma used to do that and she did not even act like she cared. shuffled around the house fart, fart, fart, fart, fart - like a little motor.......

[greeneyes]

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Yeah, my mom . She was always so preen - not prissy but towards the end (and this was after the fart machine) I'd look at her and say was that you? well duh nobody else was in the room but us. And she would snigger. I loved it.

[dexterhead]

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my very uptight mom does it constantly!! She blames it on a bear that follows her around ...

[greeneyes]

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A bear?!! Buy that woman a dog.

[Croft]

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Buy her one of those dogs that looks like a bear and then tell her it is a bear.......

[myra]

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my sister is already doing the walk/fart thing. She is only 2 years older than me. Wants to know if I'm doing it yet. God.

[IKnowItsTrue]

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The walk/fart thing comes with age...I can't wait!!

[mya]

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OMG!
I want to thank everyone of you for my headache from laughing so hard.
And for the people that don't like the thread they don't have to read it.
I love coming home from work and reading all the funny posts.
Thanks again

[Helensback]

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Speaking of kids and farts and colon cleansing and stuff.

My 9 year old daughter yelled from the washroom after school one day, "MOMMY, COME QUICK!"
"Look", she said, "it's a pooh mountain!"

Well, we tease her dad all the time about the "cracker mountain" he crushes onto his soup because it sticks up above the liquid in a cone effect.

Well, darned if her poop didn't do the same thing.
"Wow", I say.
"Yes, Mommy. I guess it's all part of the pooh I left in there this morning, but it's pretty neat, eh?"

"Very neat indeed," I say, with all due respect.

Out puffs her chest and a big grin appears............"Yes. And I made it from SCRATCH!"

[Not Happy Hour-Happy Life]

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Helen... OMG, I just woke my husband up from laughing so flippin' hard.
THANK YOU. Your daughter is way cool...:H I hope she follows her dreams~ Poop artiste? Scratch baker?

[greeneyes]

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Holy Shit! LOL... hubby sometimes has saved a loch- ness monster for me to observe as he smiles proudly. I'm so stupid I look at it and laugh. God, the power of encouragement.:H

[Thankful]

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OK, so I had to read this thread seeing as there have been sooo many referals to it in other posts. I spent the past half hour reading this damn thing. I laughed so hard my contact literally popped out of my eye!!! I swear to you it's the God's honest truth.

Now, I really feel like I need to get a life! :H There's a half hour of my life I'll never get back!!! Oh, but what fun!

Love to all,
Me
:l

[dexterhead]

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This thread has taken on a life, and possibly even an odor, of its own:H :H

[Ripple]

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hey its the simple things in life that don't cost us a penny! you tell me one person who doesn't fart and I tell you, you are a liar.

`ripple~
:H