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    roses are red and violets are blue.i didnt buy you anything cause to be honest.i really dont like you...........roses are red violets are not remember valentine's day or you will be shot............god made the irish... god made the dutch. but whoever made you didnt make much.... just kidding guys ..hope it doesnt offend anyone... just want to bring a smile:hug: :hug:
    :beach: life does change as long as you are willing to change yourself ..
    best thing about the future it comes one day at a time..

    #2
    unhappy valentine's day.humor

    HA HA HA those did make me laugh Thanks!!! :H

    S&T32
    ~Life is not measured by the breaths we take. Rather by the moments in life that take our breath away~ Author Unknown

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      #3
      unhappy valentine's day.humor

      funny

      Funny, :H witty, loved the humor, wish I could come up w/ stuff like that!!

      PS:sometimes I agree w/ ya!! (feeling a little BLAH right at this moment!):blush:

      MA:h
      :rays:My happiness is my greatest gift to others:rays:eace:

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        #4
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        thanks tlgrs:H
        I am an anti-Valentine's Day activist
        :boxer: Get the hell out of my house, Al, you worthless bastard!!

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          #5
          unhappy valentine's day.humor

          happy valentines day to all ... well am off to work......... ye ha ride the bull
          :beach: life does change as long as you are willing to change yourself ..
          best thing about the future it comes one day at a time..

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            #6
            unhappy valentine's day.humor

            Tirgs - that is what I like to see - some anti-valentine propoganda! :H


            S&T32
            Love the avatar!

            I guess that is not the outfit you wear to church!


            Love

            Satori

            xxx
            "Though there are many paths at the foot of the mountain - all those who reach the top see the same moon - as any fule kno"

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              #7
              unhappy valentine's day.humor

              tlrgs,

              :H :H Thanks for the laugh.

              Satori, I didn't notice the avatar. Had to go back and look. Hmm, diff between hard wiring of male and female?? :H

              Love,
              Cindi
              AF April 9, 2016

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                #8
                unhappy valentine's day.humor

                Cindi,

                Yep - happy to advise my hard wiring is operating at optimum efficiency as always .

                Just wish sometimes you ladies were hard wired too.
                I will NEVER understand the logic used by whoever coded the messed up software you lot operate on - far too many variables and I/O function calls in your programming! :H



                Have a great day!


                Love

                satori

                xxx
                "Though there are many paths at the foot of the mountain - all those who reach the top see the same moon - as any fule kno"

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                  #9
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                  Satori,

                  Nothing complex about women's software/hardware set up.

                  We work to attract, we work to NOT get pregnant , we get pregnant and must carry and care for the child for MANY years, try to stay attractive -- despite being blown out like a whale for several months -- to keep our mates, and meanwhile all you men have to do is be attracted.

                  Something not quite right in the equation. Let's kick Euler's butt. Or Aristophanes, or ... whoever set this up, okay??

                  It is not fair!!!

                  You have a nice day, too!! :l

                  Love,
                  Cindi
                  AF April 9, 2016

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                    #10
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                    It's not our wiring that's messed up I can confess mine is all working and in FINE order !!!
                    LOL
                    ?We are one another's angels?
                    Sober since 29/04/2007

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                      #11
                      unhappy valentine's day.humor

                      great post!

                      and Satori - you are frickin hilarious!

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                        #12
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                        lol

                        Hey you all, love the anti-VD stuff!!!!:H

                        MA
                        :rays:My happiness is my greatest gift to others:rays:eace:

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                          #13
                          unhappy valentine's day.humor

                          well very good day to all
                          :beach: life does change as long as you are willing to change yourself ..
                          best thing about the future it comes one day at a time..

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