where oh where is our crafty Croft?

[dexterhead]

In these angst-ridden days on these boards, we need a little insightful levity from our friend Croft. Oh Croft, come lead us sad newbie MWOers to a lighter place We miss you! otherwise, I'll just have to bump the fart thread. :H

[greeneyes]

where oh where is our crafty Croft?

She's painting. She's fine. Lawd ya'll... people do other things than sit on this site. Bless your hearts. ( except me)

[greeneyes]

where oh where is our crafty Croft?

And Kitty, I'll fart and raise you one.

[Not Happy Hour-Happy Life]

where oh where is our crafty Croft?

Greenie- good to hear that she's polluting the world with Artistic stuff (JUST KIDDING!!).... Seriously, I hope she doesn't have to lick her orange cheeto-stained fingers and lick off her pink Koolaid/White Zin smile!
Crofty, you got a life,but we still care....:l

Dexter, bring back the fart thread anyway. By the way, this is the funniest fart trick I've ever seen: take a drinking straw, lick the end of it, and put it under your armpit, with it tucked all the way into it, and a little bit of the straw sticking out the other side....

Put the straw in your armpit as described, and then blow into it. You'll have to bend over to reach the straw, and if you want a dramatic effect, put your booty in the air... and blow. It's a great substitutional fart.... the quality of the fart can be varied by the way you hold your arm next to your body, and when you move your arm, you can change the song of the fluff...

If you giggle when you hear farts, you'll fall down laughing. My son gets the straw prepared in his arm pit, and then bends over as if he is tying his shoe, and then.... blow in the straw, baby! Funny at the mall. Trouble at school. :H

[Bambi]

where oh where is our crafty Croft?

Too Funny Patty! My son use to do the straw fart thing all the time. He thought is was so funny....he is now the class clown in 7th grade:blush: Oh well!

Croft, please come and join us again when you can Hun, miss you!

Hugs, Bambi

[greeneyes]

where oh where is our crafty Croft?

OK. There are not many times I fall out of my chair laughing, Well yeah as that is my nature; So I go get a straw. I'm not kidding. And I pull my turtleneck and sweater off, Insert straw in armit as instructed and OMG it was just like a fart! I was howling. At the moon. I cannot wait to show of this new trick. Spring is just around the corner, sleeveless shirts and all. Whoa baby... that is probably not going to be good for my tarnished reputation. I can't quit doing it!

[dexterhead]

where oh where is our crafty Croft?

I want to see you do that while you talk the hide off a cow ... hee

[greeneyes]

where oh where is our crafty Croft?

My brother call from west coast and I tell him I have a new trick. Tell him I'm putting phone down for a sec but to listen. He was laughing so hard. Said you'll have to show me (coming to visit in a few weeks).

[Croft]

where oh where is our crafty Croft?

You all clearly do not need me to discuss farting.

I miss you all terribly. Work is kicking my arse!!!!

smiley toes - my family loves talking to you!!!!

I am so sorry you guys. I wish I had more time. I am hoping March is a better month in so many ways!!!

Love you all tons!!!

[greeneyes]

where oh where is our crafty Croft?

I have to wonder though, Who the hell thought that up? Let's see... I think I'll lick the ends of a straw and stick in my armpit and blow on it to make a fart sound. Huh?

[Croft]

where oh where is our crafty Croft?

most excellent question smiley toes!

I will add that to my list of things I wonder. right under - who thought it was a good idea to eat an artichoke

[dexterhead]

where oh where is our crafty Croft?

I LIKE artichokes. Hi Croftie!

[Croft]

where oh where is our crafty Croft?

hey there dex!

Hey what do you think about this for a title:

Sobering Up and Other Things I Really Ought to Get Done

[greeneyes]

where oh where is our crafty Croft?

That title works for me. AL surely suck the life out of me. Robs me of my time and energy, not to mention my health and vitality, oh and my memory. I went to adiction therapist yesterday and going to AA tonight with hubby in tow.

[dexterhead]

where oh where is our crafty Croft?

yay greenbean!!
Croft, thumbs-up on the title