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    #61
    April showers have brought us to ... MAY FLOWERS

    oh dear.

    May is here..32nd Anniversay is this month! :dancin: lastest news is, hubby says he drinks because of ME! i developed his drinkie habit? isn't that nice? well for Anniversary he is getting a bottle of Campral, i have an extra script! I'm gonna tell him they work like... v:hagr:h..

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      #62
      April showers have brought us to ... MAY FLOWERS

      HAhahahahaha!!!!!!!!!! Rip........LMAO!!! You go baby! Maybe use some of that voodoo you picture. Tell him it works in conjunction with viagra!

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        #63
        April showers have brought us to ... MAY FLOWERS

        Yes, honey CAMPRAL...PLUMPS up your brain cells..i can talk him into anything, even on a sober breath! the campral will 'balance' the chemicals so things work normal again? Honey they work on the mind and send STRONG messages to vital organs dear, try it, it will help, really. :H either way, the pole is the best. I'll keep skipping while he keeps tripping..

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          #64
          April showers have brought us to ... MAY FLOWERS

          CORRECTION of THOUGHTS: it is a drinkers choice to drink or not to drink. i have no control of what my 'husband' does, it is his choice to do wot he does? i do not encourage him, at the same time i do not dis-courage him. he has to make decisions on his own. i will not mix a drink for him or purchase any.

          i'm on for MAY in this thread, is that OLAY, i mean OKAY?           :H:H:H:H

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            #65
            April showers have brought us to ... MAY FLOWERS

            Its 3 am and I can't sleep.......decided I'd get up and surprise all of you with an early entry! HA! So this is what I came up with for Our May thread...... must have dreamt it....

            OK, Dex,……. this is what I want you to do. You grab AL when he’s not looking and PIN him to the May Pole, then all the participants from the May Flowers thread will run around the pole like crazy so he’s tied up and restrained. DON’T LET HIM GET AWAY!!!!!!!!
            So comrades…..tie him up!!!!! If he makes a squeek, slap him!!
            We can do this!!!!!!!! He is powerless unless we untie him!!!! We are in control!!

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              #66
              April showers have brought us to ... MAY FLOWERS

              NO sleep here last nite..meeting then hit the paths for a long walk........Tired of this crap...rippin today.

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                #67
                April showers have brought us to ... MAY FLOWERS

                YES!!!! Al is held captive at the maypole!!!! He will just shrivel up and wither into a little pile of sticky fermented stuff ...:H
                :boxer: Get the hell out of my house, Al, you worthless bastard!!

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                  #68
                  April showers have brought us to ... MAY FLOWERS

                  I'm stealing this from Tlgrs, and Liv, I think .... but here it is ....

                  NO

                  Only two letters, but what a powerful word. Today, I am saying "NO" to my creepy, loser deadbeat lover Al. :bat:bat

                  F--- You AL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                  :boxer: Get the hell out of my house, Al, you worthless bastard!!

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                    #69
                    April showers have brought us to ... MAY FLOWERS

                    Thats so funny, I remember the "NO" thread from before and thought how powerful it was and how it could be a good word. Not negative...........so NO to AL!!!!!! I was actually going to use it!!!!!!! NOW WHAT????
                    Late entry, worked my arse off today, couldn't even read or post. Tomorrow, different story! ( I hope )

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                      #70
                      April showers have brought us to ... MAY FLOWERS

                      Ripple,
                      Aint love grand ? So your hubby claims he drinks because of you. That's a new one ! I bet he'll tell you that "He drinks to forget....then when asked to forget what ? He'ld reply " Don't know. I forgot !" IAD !
                      ?Be who you are and say what you feel because
                      those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.?
                      Dr. Seuss

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                        #71
                        April showers have brought us to ... MAY FLOWERS

                        ok, ok, I'm back.........got killed at worked yesterday and by the time I had a minute to post it was already the next day in the UK. At least thats my story.......I'm sticking to it!!
                        Well, I just survived a bootcamp.......no one had to carry me into the house. I'm going to try and do these at least twice a week, part of my plan to keep AL of my back!!!!! The shit head, ( excuse my french........where the hell does that saying come from????? anyone know?????) is getting very heavy, its time to get rid of him! This is all a part of the bigger plan to evict AL...........
                        SO LETS EVICT AL.........WHAT EVER IT TAKES,.... AL DOESN'T LIVE ANYMORE!!!!!!! Theres a vacancy!
                        Wasn't that a song?
                        So Dex tomorrow is Mom's day...........I'm taking the day off, so should you, but Monday you're on!!!!

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                          #72
                          April showers have brought us to ... MAY FLOWERS

                          ha... ha...haha.. ha. Kittyhead has to use another post! I'm riding your junior arse like Bessie's horse on a hunt. Giddy up!

                          There was a movie " Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore".
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                          Thoughts become things..... choose the good ones. ~TUT

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                            #73
                            April showers have brought us to ... MAY FLOWERS

                            Today's post:
                            Most of us struggle or have struggled with the daily "trap," the little voice of Al/Alice trying to keep or regain a foothold.
                            So, let's GET MAD!!!!
                            GET OUTTA HERE, LOSER AL!!!:alf::b&d:
                            But this will be a positive and empowering anger!!!!! Let's take back our lives!!!!! :boxer:
                            :boxer: Get the hell out of my house, Al, you worthless bastard!!

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                              #74
                              April showers have brought us to ... MAY FLOWERS

                              "I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore!"
                              Network.................what a great movie...........I've been mad at AL for years, you'd think he'd get the hint! I guess he's slow like I am about getting the message!

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                                #75
                                April showers have brought us to ... MAY FLOWERS

                                Thanks Dex! I needed that today.
                                ~Laura

                                Insanity                                : doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results................... Albert Einstein

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