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    #76
    April showers have brought us to ... MAY FLOWERS

    REGRET

    Lets not drown in regret. I stops you from moving on and

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      #77
      April showers have brought us to ... MAY FLOWERS

      Ok guys, In life, SHIT HAPPENS!..........doesn;t mean we need to add more shit by inviting AL.......it doesn't help, you just end up with a larger load!!!!! So, no regrets.........move on!!!!! Leave AL behind wondering what the hell happened!!!!!! Today is the only days that counts, not tomorrow, not yesterday but this moment! You have choices on this moment...........choose wisely!

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        #78
        April showers have brought us to ... MAY FLOWERS

        One of my all time favorites! Thanks RN!
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        NF since June 1, 2008
        AF since September 28, 2008
        DrunkFree since June 1, 2008
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        :wings: In memory of MDbiker aka Bear.
        5/4/2010 In loving memory of MaryAnne. I pray you've found peace my friend.
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        The will of God will never take you where the Grace of God will not protect you.ray:

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          #79
          April showers have brought us to ... MAY FLOWERS

          I looked up the origin of Shit Head since it nibbled on my curiosity.
          The urban dictionary states:
          One who’s ideas appear to have been formed while his/her head was inserted in their own anus.

          I think I have known a few of those people during my life's journeys!
          ~Laura

          Insanity
          : doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results................... Albert Einstein

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            #80
            April showers have brought us to ... MAY FLOWERS

            HAHAHAHAHAHA
            Thanks Laura! I needed that! I hate too admit it, but I've probably been involved with a few.

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              #81
              April showers have brought us to ... MAY FLOWERS

              haha

              That is pretty funny Laura!!!:H:H Up the anus, YUCK!!!:eeew:

              Thanks for the laugh!!:thanks:

              Love ya!:l:h

              MA
              :rays:My happiness is my greatest gift to others:rays:eace:

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                #82
                April showers have brought us to ... MAY FLOWERS

                Always Look on the Bright Side of Life (whistle, whistle...)

                Today's inspirational post!
                OK Monty Python fans!! I just saw "Spamalot" last night:H::H .... so here is a song ...

                If life seems jolly rotten
                There's something you've forgotten
                And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
                When you're feeling in the dumps
                Don't be silly chumps
                Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing.

                And...always look on the bright side of life...
                Always look on the light side of life...
                >
                :boxer: Get the hell out of my house, Al, you worthless bastard!!

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                  #83
                  April showers have brought us to ... MAY FLOWERS

                  I love Monty Python!! wink wink nudge nudge!:H

                  [ame= ]YouTube - Monty Python - Always Look on the Bright Side of Life[/ame]
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                  NF since June 1, 2008
                  AF since September 28, 2008
                  DrunkFree since June 1, 2008
                  _____________
                  :wings: In memory of MDbiker aka Bear.
                  5/4/2010 In loving memory of MaryAnne. I pray you've found peace my friend.
                  _______________
                  The will of God will never take you where the Grace of God will not protect you.ray:

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                    #84
                    April showers have brought us to ... MAY FLOWERS

                    Just a quick drive by to say HI to everyone, still very busy in my life, still AF and still enjoying all (ok, most) of life! nice work Dex, finally, etc. Hope to be back here soon.
                    BHOG
                    War isn't working. Let's try Peace!

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                      #85
                      April showers have brought us to ... MAY FLOWERS

                      I'm dedicating this to Chief...............

                      Ok, this is for my nemesis AL.

                      Todays fight is RN vs AL……in the rt corner is RN, 130lbs 5 foot 5in………..in the left corner is AL, 300 lbs of blubber, 6foot 6in…… Rules; no kicking or biting no hitting below the belt. Shake hands, go to your corners..at the sound of the bell come out fighting!
                      DING!

                      RN comes out quickly, ready to attack. She lunges, immediately going for the throat but AL is ready…..he moves and pushes RN down to the floor…………stuck under his 300 lbs she can hardly breath…..BUT she manages to get a hand free and grab his hair and yanks a chunk out of his skull...... he doesn’t move. Un-phased RN has to think of another move before she pass out………..the eyes! She stabs him in the eye with her newly manicured finger. He moves just enough for her to get the other arm out!!!!!! Rn has both his ears in her hands pulling and pulling as he screams………the referee is yelling, trying hard to get RN to release her grip……. “NO WAY!” Rn screams…….. “He plays dirty!”………The bell rings! RN crawls back to her corner. AL waddles back to his corner.
                      DING! round 2……this time she is more cautious……she studies and watches his moves. They both circle each other neither making a move……..then Al sees his chance. RN has gotten distracted. He comes from behind and gets a strangle hold!!!!!!! She tries hard to get away. She’s stomping on his feet, swinging her arms but nothing. Nothings working! Just when RN is about to give up, she reaches down and grabs him by the cojones!!!!!! ( testicles to you non latin members ) She twists them, squeezes them, he srcreams in pain and lets go!!!!! AL drops to the floor in the fetal position. Then RN goes up to him and Kicks him in the gut!!!!! AL is defeated!!!!! The crowd goes wild!!!!! RN, RN, RN, they chant…….. she gets carried out of the ring by fans to the street……REMATCH! No way! says RN. Today she won, tomorrow who knows…..he’ll be more careful next time. RN won, maybe unfairly, but then, he’s never been the most honest opponent.

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                        #86
                        April showers have brought us to ... MAY FLOWERS

                        Incredible fight! Next time, let me know and I will handle selling the tickets! (Maybe we can earn back some of what we paid the bitch/bastard over time.) Good Match RN!
                        War isn't working. Let's try Peace!

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                          #87
                          April showers have brought us to ... MAY FLOWERS

                          Brilliant, RN!! Yep! Chief will love this one!!

                          Today, let's all live this day to the fullest.......clear headed, kind and appreciate how precious and fragile life can be...........in memory of our dear Bear........
                          A Dream is a Wish Your Heart Makes~Cinderella

                          AF 12/6/2007

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                            #88
                            April showers have brought us to ... MAY FLOWERS

                            FinallyRN:
                            I LOVE THIS POST!!!! :boxer::boxer: GO RN!!! :H
                            :boxer: Get the hell out of my house, Al, you worthless bastard!!

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                              #89
                              April showers have brought us to ... MAY FLOWERS

                              There's a dark and a troubled side of life
                              There's a bright and a sunny side, too
                              Though we meet with the darkness and strife
                              The sunny side we also may view.

                              Keep on the sunny side alwys on the sunny side
                              Keep on the sunny side of life
                              It will help us every day it will brighten all the way
                              If we keep on the sunny side of life.

                              The storm and its fury broke today
                              Brushing hopes that we've cherished so dear
                              Cloud and storm will in time pass away
                              The sun again will shine bright and clear.

                              Let us breathe with a song of hope each day
                              Though the moments be cloudy or fair
                              Let us trust in our Saviour away
                              He keepeth everyone in his care.

                              I just spent 6 days on the campas of Bible College in a dry county of Kentucky. This and an earlier post by dex brought the lyrics of this song to mind. And it is a catchy tune at that!

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                                #90
                                April showers have brought us to ... MAY FLOWERS

                                Today's post is brought to us by our dear departed Bear. It's from a post by him that someone has bumped up .. an elevator analogy. It's beautiful in its entirety .. but here is a snippet.

                                Please don?t let alcohol push your buttons. Pick the floor you want to get off on, and continue to pick the next floor until you can get off and watch the elevator leave without you. It can and will happen if you never give up.
                                In honor of Bear's memory, let us NEVER, NEVER, NEVER GIVE UP THE FIGHT!!!!!!!:boxer::boxer:
                                :boxer: Get the hell out of my house, Al, you worthless bastard!!

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