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    #1

    April showers have brought us to ... MAY FLOWERS

    Greetings! This is a thread for those trying to be AF for May. Anyone is welcome to join in.
    It's May Day, a day with multiple meanings ....
    But April Showers have ended and we are erecting a MAYPOLE in honor of changes in our lives:flower::flower::kudos:
    The maypole is rooted in pagan tradition, but today it generally means celebration, community, and the arrival of summer.
    :boxer: Get the hell out of my house, Al, you worthless bastard!!
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    #2
    April showers have brought us to ... MAY FLOWERS

    Yea Dexter!!!! I am here for the May pole. My goal originally was to not drink more than one night in May, but seeing that you have started May Flowers, I may just have to skip that night out, or at least not drink on that night out.
    WOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOO for May and all the Pagan rituals it may bring.
    Goal 1: Today
    Goal 2: Tomorrow

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      #3
      April showers have brought us to ... MAY FLOWERS

      Happy May Day all!!

      :heartsnflowers:
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      NF since June 1, 2008
      AF since September 28, 2008
      DrunkFree since June 1, 2008
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      :wings: In memory of MDbiker aka Bear.
      5/4/2010 In loving memory of MaryAnne. I pray you've found peace my friend.
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        #4
        April showers have brought us to ... MAY FLOWERS

        Hey everyone! I finished day 3 AF. I ache all over and I am so irritable with my kids still. Lost it again this morning but, hey, not as bad as yesterday morning. My son is ADD and doing multiple things like getting dressed in the morning takes an hour of me standing over him and giving him one thing to do - put on your pants! However a fire ant hill can absorbed him so completely he can't hear or see anything else around him for long periods of time. I should be used to it, but I'm not handling it well right now. I have a MAY AF thread on the abstinence "page". I've never used threads before so I may not be good at it.

        And May Day does have another meaning for me - it's our 13th wedding anniversary. Wonder why my husband chose May Day? Isn't that a distress call in the Navy or something? Going out tonight and drinking WATER!

        Supps are helping I think, but I've been on steroids for the first time ever starting the same day that I started going AF. Finally read the paper that came with the medication - "insomnia, mood swings, hypertension, irritability" so I am hopeful that once I'm off the medication I will also be 7 days AF and maybe the symptoms of withdrawal and the steriods will start moving out of my system and I can sleep and be more myself again. I have low blood pressure but can tell that my bp is shooting up at different times of the day.

        Sorry it's so long (again). Getting my thoughts out helps. I'm in for the 30 days! Getting through this weekend will be a HUGE hurdle for me. ODAT

        WT
        Wasted Time (NO MORE!)

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          #5
          April showers have brought us to ... MAY FLOWERS

          Dex,
          Let's run some flags up the pole! Saluting an AF May!
          I'll get my party clothes on and away we go!
          BHOG
          War isn't working. Let's try Peace!

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            #6
            April showers have brought us to ... MAY FLOWERS

            Hey there dex! How is travolta Cat!!!

            WOW - MAY POLE hey! Well, I will be there to cheer you on! I am a modster in May, but you count on me to hang out with you and make phallic jokes. Let the erection begin!

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              #7
              April showers have brought us to ... MAY FLOWERS

              I am in! What does a Maypole look like? Will you be creating an image of a Maypole as an icon for our month long of AF?

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                #8
                April showers have brought us to ... MAY FLOWERS

                Well, done Dex!!
                Was so happy to see the Travolta cat when I signed on. I slept in this morning..........took some LEGAL drugs for my back which made me sleep like a baby. Was scared May was going to be dropped! Anyway, I'm off today, gotta give the ol back a rest. Might even go down to the beach............( Well thats rest! )
                Oh, and I have a massage at noon. All joking aside, I am bent at the waist.
                May pole huh? I don't care as long as it keeps us AF, it could be a dildo. Sorry, thats the drugs talking!
                See you guys tomorrow. I need to come up with something good.

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                  #9
                  April showers have brought us to ... MAY FLOWERS

                  Happy May Day!
                  ~Laura

                  Insanity                  : doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results................... Albert Einstein

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                    #10
                    April showers have brought us to ... MAY FLOWERS

                    When I lived in Germany (Bavaria), I watched a village celebration on May Day at which they did their traditional rituals in putting up a maypole. It's all very complex ... They select a tree, prepare it, decorate it, yada yada. The men wore their lederhosen, which are expensive, the sort of thing people usually buy only once in a lifetime. However, that caused a problem for some who had bought their lederhosen in their fit-and-trim 20s and who, in middle age, could no longer quite fit into them ... After the big erection, some nubile maidens danced under the maypole, there was oompa music, and everyone had a great deal of beer. Anyway, we indulged in a great many "erection" jokes ...

                    I want to post a photo of a maypole. But, it says they have to be URLs ... i am a bit computer-challenged and I can't figure out how to change a photo from a jpg file to a URL .. ? anyone??
                    :boxer: Get the hell out of my house, Al, you worthless bastard!!

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                      #11
                      April showers have brought us to ... MAY FLOWERS

                      That could be reallly "long" and "hard" process. I certainly don't have "tools" for that job.

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                        #12
                        April showers have brought us to ... MAY FLOWERS

                        Croftie: I'm thinking of the word "tumescent" right now. I wonder why?
                        :boxer: Get the hell out of my house, Al, you worthless bastard!!

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                          #13
                          April showers have brought us to ... MAY FLOWERS

                          hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa

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                            #14
                            April showers have brought us to ... MAY FLOWERS

                            I going with sticking the May Pole up ALs....uh...butt!



                            Here's a traditional May Pole. Not the kind I want to use on AL.
                            Noelle sez "Do want you like, like what you do. Life is Good."

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                              #15
                              April showers have brought us to ... MAY FLOWERS

                              okay.

                              i'll climb the pole! or run around the pole. do i look like a man in my oufit? well...I AM NOT A MAN..butt, i plan to stay sober in May. :H

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