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    Just for fun

    I love visiting the humor thread every day. It gives me a huge laugh.

    Just for fun: What is the strangest/most embarrassing place you ever hid a bottle (full or empty), and did you get caught.

    And also: What's the worst drink you ever drank.

    For me; I had little "traveler bottles" of gin stashed in both of my guest rooms in my house, my closet and the bathroom. The real problem was, they all became empty (for some unknown reason Haha). So I had for a while 5 empties upstairs in my house. I eventually had to send my spouse on an "individual vacation" to get the time to run them all out into the trash. I'm still worried I missed one.

    Worst drink: My actual drink of choice is a Gin/Sugar. It's a hotel room version of a Gin/Tonic. You take a shot of gin, mix one packet of sugar from the "coffee kit" in the room, mix with water. Drink it neat, and at room temperature. If the room is well stocked, it will have 2 sugars, 2 blue packets, and 2 pink packets, so 6 drinks without stepping out the door. For years I was a frequent flier. I've done more than 1000 flights in my life, and have logged more than 400,000 miles flying. I used to bounce from the US to Asia 4-5 times a year, along with 1 or 2 trips to Europe in my "free time". , So I lived on gin and sugar as my "drink of choice" when alone in a hotel room. So for "worst drink" for me is landing in a strange city that doesn't have the sugar packets in the hotel room. Ice is rare in much of Europe, and not something you can buy easily on landing at night. So lukewarm gin, tepid smelly city water, and no sugar or sweetening. I can't believe I drank that.

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    HA HA HA .. I once filled a contact solution bottle with vodka for a trip. It somehow ended up in the spare bathroom cabinet (half full) when I got home. Yep, a house guest tried to use it! OMG!

    I had some fast explaining to come up with ...

    Worse drink I'm not sure of. I'm sure I was too drunk to remember.

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      #3
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      For me it was a can of Special Brew (very strong lager) with ash and a butt floating in it...........YUK
      Living now and not just existing since 9th July 2008
      Nicotine Free since 6th February 2009

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        #4
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        I ordered a pint from the bar and was so drunk I dropped my change in it. I drank my pint (with the change in). When I'd finished my dirty change money was sparkling clean.
        Listen for God's voice in everything you do, everywhere you go; He's the one who will keep you on track. Proverbs 3:6 The Message

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          #5
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          Red, Blue and Green Aftershock doubles in the same glass topped with Baily's to make it curdle. Me and an old 'mate' in the pub used to see who could drink the worst concoction and this one done it that night. I was sick everywhere after about 5 mins of me downing it. Didn't even make it to the toilets in time either so got barred from me local for a few weeks till I calmed down; which happened about every 6 months over a period of 5 years.

          Hiding drink. I thought I was the master of deceit, but I nearly always got found out. My ex also hid cans she'd taken off me (because I was obviously slaughtered!) in the washing machine for a few days until I was a 'good' boy and deserved them back. I searched at every opportunity when she was out to find them but to no avail. When she produced them from amongst the towels that were waiting to be washed I was gutted that she'd got one over on ME. Usually my trick though was doing the replacement treatment!!!. Vodka bottles I would fill back up with water and leave in exactly the same place so it looked like I'd been no where near the stuff. Not good when you have unexpected friends over for a drink one night!!!. The other thing was when I felt no need to 'hide' the empties etc I would always take them to the recycling units (before they introduced the grey bins in this country!!). As soon as I was hiding the empties I had no regard for being 'green' anymore and I got rid of them wherever I could.

          Love and Happiness
          Hippie
          xx
          "Keep me away from the wisdom which does not cry, the philosophy which does not laugh and the greatness which does not bow before children." Kahlil Gibran
          Clean and sober 25th January 2009

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            #6
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            Worst Drink: Probably someone else's lukewarm flat beer the morning after- I doubt it would be mine- I rarely left any unless I completely blacked out.

            Just yesterday I saw my BF snooping around where I have occasionally hidden a stash- it actually made me quite mad because if he has to snoop to see if I have been drinking I can't be that drunk if he can't even tell!
            I did not say anything, as I hadn't been drinking but I realised if I had had any in the house something like that would have been a trigger for me. :sigh:

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              #7
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              I have a space in my boot for a spare wheel, but dont have the wheel(They dont give you one to save weight!) I used to drink a bt of wine, and put the bottles in this space under the boot carpet. My G/F often asked me when going around corners, 'whats that noise?' used to make up some silly excuse, but im sure she knew!
              Worst drink ive had is either a bottle of mead when i was younger, or a bottle of cassis that i was given. Had nothing else in the house so drank it. Was ill for fecking days!
              To Infinity And Beyond!!

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                #8
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                I've put vodka in a water bottle to take to work with me. That's boring though.
                Listen for God's voice in everything you do, everywhere you go; He's the one who will keep you on track. Proverbs 3:6 The Message

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                  #9
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                  I also took a nearly empty (er-hem!) 70cl bottle of vodka to work and openly, yes openly poured the remainder into my coffee. My colleagues just looked on quite shocked.
                  Listen for God's voice in everything you do, everywhere you go; He's the one who will keep you on track. Proverbs 3:6 The Message

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                    #10
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                    I was partial to closets. The strangest was probably the big turkey roaster pan on the shelf in the garage. Noting was said about those, but he did find ones I buried in the trash. I liked to hid my drink behind a book on a bookshelf and darn if hubby didn't find it. come to find out he had the same type hiding place for his vice. :H

                    I guess the worst drink was swilling vodka out of the bottle.
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                      #11
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                      greeneyes;418128 wrote:
                      I guess the worst drink was swilling vodka out of the bottle.
                      I actually liked doing that... esp if it was a bottle straight from the freezer... er-hem I'll shut up.
                      Listen for God's voice in everything you do, everywhere you go; He's the one who will keep you on track. Proverbs 3:6 The Message

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                        #12
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                        Tequila - yuck! As my drinking worsened, I gradually drained the assortment of alcoholic beverages we kept on hand in our home. But I never grew to endure tequila. I think I got sick once in college on tequila sunrises. Maybe that experience has stayed with me. In those days, I wasn't much of a drinker.
                        My life is better without alcohol, since 9/1/12. My sobriety tool is the list at permalink 236 on the toolbox thread under monthly abstinance.

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                          #13
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                          Worst drink I ever had was one that I concocted myself..
                          When I was a teen, my parents used to keep their bottles of spirits on top of the fridge, as well as having 4 bottles of various Irish whisky in optics in the kitchen.
                          I used to go out with my mates on a saturday night and we'd al bring booze with us. I used one of those old "Villa" pop bottles and pour each and every one of the sprits in.... literally.
                          I ended up with a plastic litre bottle filled with 4 types of whisky, sherry, gin, vodka, contreau(sp?), port and topped it up with lemonade to make it "taste nicer".
                          I was 15.
                          We used to go to the cemetary and get completely p*****d... and then just stagger down to the fairground and the beach and cause mayhem.

                          Regarding various places to stash booze...
                          well.. my favourite place was the wheelie bin... I mean , who would delve into THERE? (I have two Samoyeds who poop a lot, so their muck gets shovelled into there).
                          Also, ironing basket (no-one else does ironing here apart from me)
                          secret drawer behind desk (until he found it...)
                          in my bairn's room
                          in the wardrobe
                          in my boots (I have lots of pairs of BIG platform gothy boots.. so it could fit quite easily in them)
                          in my car.. usually under the driving seat
                          in the dog's kennel
                          under the barbeque
                          and last, but not least... up the chimney in the living room
                          ?I am playing all the right notes... But not necessarily in the right order.....?

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                            #14
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                            Also, when I was 16, we used to buy cheap bottles of wine for night's out, but I was always afraid of my parents finding them so i used to hide them in the hedge in the house at the top of our street.
                            Id say goodbye to my parents, and they'd check to make sure i wasnt going out with any booze, and i'd nip to the top of the street, grab my stash and call for my friends.
                            ?I am playing all the right notes... But not necessarily in the right order.....?

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                              #15
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                              Gosh Boss, my stories are boring by comparison. Worst drink: Friends of my parents used to make a punch at Christmas time they called "artillery punch." I was 19 or so and helped myself. Like all nonsense punches, you can't taste the booze as much, so I ended up getting plastered. I do remember a main ingredient: Southern Comfort. Cannot stand the smell of that stuff to this day.

                              And hiding? Well, my husband received a quart of Beefeater Gin for a Christmas present. Neither of us care for gin, but he wanted to keep it in case guests came. Knowing that in a pinch I might drink it, he hid it inside his bass drum. Well, I found it and drank that stupid bottle at least 4 times, carefully replacing it each time and disposing of the empty. Talk about feeling pathetic. Drinking something you really don't like just because you have to drink something. Never again.

                              Thanks for the laughs! I hope everyone feels as I do that there is NO WAY we ever want to go back there.

                              Vera-b

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