I NEED TO HAVE A RANT!!!!!!! AHHHH

[christyacc]

I NEED TO HAVE A RANT!!!!!!! AHHHH

why is it when most men get sick....there's no cure and they have very little time left on this earth? they walk around moaning expecting everyone to cater? when i get sick, i get yelled at for coughing too much! ya, actually, i'm doing it on purpose---i love to cough to the point of gagging and headache (feels like an anyrism-sp?) and pissing my pants! i'm doing it just to get back at him, you know.

Wow!

[BecomingMeAtLast]

I NEED TO HAVE A RANT!!!!!!! AHHHH

Thanks for this, Michelle, because I'm pissed, too. While hubby is off hunting for the weekend, oh, wait, this is the best part, apparently he'll be doing this every weekend for the entire season, I am: doing laundry, doing dishes, grocery shopping, helping with homework, taking care of pets, paying bills, getting ready for OUR workday on Monday (we own a business together). That's the part that pisses me off the most. He'll come home late tonite, hungry and probably drunk. Take a shower, stuff his face, fall asleep in the chair, snore and then wake up to everything all ready the next day. Kids, house, pets, work, everything.

Chief, my kids are out of diapers. Do I get a step up in line for that?

Now, I'm on day 3 AF and need to think of what to do for myself every friggin' weekend besides drink so I don't break his neck when he comes home. :argh:

[Starlight Impress Forever]

I NEED TO HAVE A RANT!!!!!!! AHHHH

Nah becoming.........I`d feel inclined to just go ahead and break his neck and plead diminished responsibilty. :H

Star x

[lil.michelle]

I NEED TO HAVE A RANT!!!!!!! AHHHH

Oh i know!!! I coughed in bed last night and he woke me up and said, go down stairs and take some cough mixture, your coughing is keeping me up SO i do so and when i ask, was i coughing bad he was like, oh no, just twice but i can't sleep! HE SNORES and AND trys to do naughty things to me in his sleep! *rofl* My hubby does all the manly stuff which needs doing once a year if that but all the girly stuff like washing, ironing, cleaning ect ect is a no go.He is great tho but i need to rant every so often. I have to say Chief... I'M IMPRESSED! YOU MARRIED?


SO PEOPLE, LADIES AND GENTS.....
How can we get our selfish other halfs back....?????
Lets come up with ideas (fun ones)....

I think putting cling film over the toliet sit in the night so when he comes down to use it, he'll get the shock of his life....(just got to remember i did it for myself*lol*)

[christyacc]

I NEED TO HAVE A RANT!!!!!!! AHHHH

I think putting cling film over the toliet sit in the night so when he comes down to use it, he'll get the shock of his life....(just got to remember i did it for myself*lol*)
If we do that....who do you figure will have to clean it up? We need something that isn't going to fall back on us...........

[lil.michelle]

I NEED TO HAVE A RANT!!!!!!! AHHHH

TRUE VERY TRUE!

[Peanut]

I NEED TO HAVE A RANT!!!!!!! AHHHH

WELL! This has given me a good laugh! What a way to start my day!! I'm with you girls! You are all describing my ex-husband perfectly. And lil.michelle - you can't live with them, you can't live without them???? Ha - yes you can!!! You can live without them very well!!!! I left my ex and am just fine!!! Fortunately, my BF now - the big mechanic - is actually very helpful around the house. When I first met him, when he would come to my house, the first thing he would do is the dishes - if they were in the sink. Wierd, I thought!! Not much of a cook, but if I say I am going to do some chore, he jumps up and goes to do it for me. Pretty sweet boy!
xoxo Peanut

[BecomingMeAtLast]

I NEED TO HAVE A RANT!!!!!!! AHHHH

Well, Star, if I have your permission then...

I used to have fun giving him the Chinese water torture. I'd have a glass of water and drip drip drip on his face while he was snoring. It would wake him up occassionally and I'd be sitting there drinking water innocently. But then I got caught by my kids who felt sorry for their dad and thought I was mean. Sigh. It used to be so much fun. He'd swipe at the water and sniff and stuff. I'd laugh my a** off. Try it if you can get away with it. It's fun.

[christyacc]

I NEED TO HAVE A RANT!!!!!!! AHHHH

BecomingMeAtLast;445797 wrote: Well, Star, if I have your permission then...

I used to have fun giving him the Chinese water torture. I'd have a glass of water and drip drip drip on his face while he was snoring. It would wake him up occassionally and I'd be sitting there drinking water innocently. But then I got caught by my kids who felt sorry for their dad and thought I was mean. Sigh. It used to be so much fun. He'd swipe at the water and sniff and stuff. I'd laugh my a** off. Try it if you can get away with it. It's fun.

OH MY GOD!!!! That is HILARIOUS!!!! I really should try that, however my kids would most likely wake him up with their laughing! There would be fighting over who could do it... 'it's my turn, no mine, no mine!'.

With the snoring.....oh man....drives me insane! AND my dog snores, but his doesn't bother me.....last night the dog was snoring, I said to JEff, 'does that irritate you?' 'ya, it's getting on my nerves', 'hmmmm, ya, well, try having it in your ear every night yet a little more throaty sounding'. He thought it was funny.....we'll see who has the last laugh. Will he wake up with my fingers up his nose?

[christyacc]

I NEED TO HAVE A RANT!!!!!!! AHHHH

Oh wow, O2, I do half of that stuff already and not on purpose! The supper one I do on occasion and when he actually comes up for dinner, 'oh, I didn't think you'd be up that fast'....he LOVES that one! Oh ya, and the shower, heehee....I love a nice long HOT bath...sometimes stratigicly planned for about 5 mins before his shower....and well, my bath takes the entire hot water tank.....oops...my bad.

[BecomingMeAtLast]

I NEED TO HAVE A RANT!!!!!!! AHHHH

Ok, I'll give you another one, then. I mean, my man can sleep and snore in his chair like you haven't seen before. We have a small dog who loves to play "toy" every night. Of course, who does dog go to? Me, I'm the one who takes care of dog. So, when hubby is off in la la land, stinky drunk and snoring so loud I can't even hear the dishwasher I started or the washer I started or the dryer, I begin playing "toy". I can land that d*** little "toy" right you know where. It usually takes a few times then he wakes up, snorts and throws it. I can't do it too often or he'll figure it out. I just sit there an innocently watch the TV I can't hear.

[DeeBee]

I NEED TO HAVE A RANT!!!!!!! AHHHH

Ta for reminding me to enjoy this precious ME time while hubby is away!! Oh I could so relate with your stories:H

[boozehag]

I NEED TO HAVE A RANT!!!!!!! AHHHH

I hide my hubby's bank card, his glasses, and one of his work shoes if he annoys me and then I go out and wait for the calls! My motto is I dont get mad I get even such a waste of my valuable energy. Anytime he starts annoying me or ranting about something I say oh that reminds me I must book my next holiday! That really really annoys him. He never takes holidays because he never plans anything in advance and I gave up years ago trying to make him but he likes to make out he is martyr cos he hasnt had a holiday for years. Whenever I go away he always say sarcastically make sure you are back in time for your next holiday!
BH

[DeeBee]

I NEED TO HAVE A RANT!!!!!!! AHHHH

ROFL... your hubby sounds like a cracker BH!!

[DeeBee]

I NEED TO HAVE A RANT!!!!!!! AHHHH

Oh my gawd!! I've only just ready your post Oney... I am peeing myself here!

I have copied and pasted it in an e-mail to all my girlfriends.... revenge is sweet!!