Tales of Woe to Share..Top this if you can!
:H:HMorning in the Nest!
All well here for this little Chicken! (Just kids keeping me sleep deprived-but easier to deal with when no hangover also!)
Yay its the weekend!!!
Fernanda sorry to hear you are having a rocky time of it. I tend to sleep in makeup if I pass out! Perhaps we could all give eachother our funniest/worst day after scenarios (just to show that we all do it)!
I'll start:
Was going out to a rock concert with hubby & friends one night about 5 years ago (pre-kids), decided to start drinking wine at about 2pm in the arvo. Downed quite a bit and then all went to the show later that evening. At the Pub started to feel seedy and unwell...thought "oops, too much wine". Started to get definate stomache cramps and desire to get to toilet ASAP. Sought out toilets (now strangely sober all of a sudden)!
UGHHHH the line to the toilet is a mile long and I am swaying... not sure if want to throw up or do Number 2's!!! So sober now it aint funny..just painful!
Manage to survive the rest of the concert by getting fresh air and staying near the toilets.
Go home and fall into bed with heachache froom wine and still VERY unwell!
Now here is the sad sad sad bit! Wake up and run to the toilet in middle of night..can't decide which bit to hang over the toilet,decide that I don't care.....!Not a pretty sight when it comes out both ends at once LOL.
Manage to clean it up and then stagger into the shower as I am a true mess. Sit there under the hot water for.......lost track of time!! At some point in the early hours I stumble back to bed (hubby remains oblivious to my torture) Am thinking that I might truelly be dying here..do I wake him or just perish in my own miserable mess?
Hubby gets up & goes to work next morning and still doesn't realise his dear wife is so not healthy.
I wake up some hours later and shock horror and absolute disgust..find I have messed the bed!! Still feeling so bad that I am seriously worried about self..clean up mess and self and fall back into bed thinking dark thoughts about self!
When it continues for another 24/48 hours realise with some 'morbid satisfaction' that I actually have gastro ontop of the hangover!!! End up resembling limp dishrag a few days later....rarely drink wine anymore....
So can anyone top that sad tale of woe.....?
All the best everyone, and yes you have my permission to laugh,snigger or sigh at my sordid story..that's why i posted it.....
Have a great AF weekend all and catch you later tonight!
Chicken
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