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Patrick........ You truly deserve this
PATRICK HAS ONE FIFTY DAYS
HE EARNED RESPECT, HE EARNED OUR PRAISE.
HIS QUIET STRENGTH A GLOWING EMBER,
AN UPRIGHT MAN, A GOOD FIRM MEMBER.
WITH FLYING UNDERPANTS HE RIDS
HIS LIFE OF SLIPS AND SLIDES AND SKIDS.
AND EVEN THOUGH HE'S SLIGHTLY BONKERS,
OUR PATRICK COMES AND QUIETLY CONQUERS
AND WE REJOICE WITH INNUENDO
THIS FUNNY AND MOST BRAVE OF MEN,SO
RAISE THE FLAGS AND SHOUT OUT LOUD
ERECT STANDS PATRICK, HARD FIRM AND PROUD
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:H:H absolutely brilliant Kuya :H:HAF since october 8th 2012:new
How to get Alcohol free in 6 minutes :H
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ow0lr63y4Mw
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Byrd gave me pants
I think you know
the rear has got a skidmark though
I hope that she wont take offense
if I make the pants as white as snow
I hope, I hope with all my heart
that its just mud
and not a shart
because, because, my dear, dear Byrd
i would wear earth
but not a turd
(with apologies to Robert Frost)AF since october 8th 2012:new
How to get Alcohol free in 6 minutes :H
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ow0lr63y4Mw
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
You guys know by now that you have to be very careful around Patrick.
AF since 12/26/13
"...........just put one foot in front of the other and move forward. One step at a time." Chris McCombs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dJ97Vwoup4
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Patrick;1473563 wrote: Byrd gave me pants
I think you know
the rear has got a skidmark though
I hope that she wont take offense
if I make the pants as white as snow
I hope, I hope with all my heart
that its just mud
and not a shart
because, because, my dear, dear Byrd
i would wear earth
but not a turd
(with apologies to Robert Frost)
Byrd gave ME pants,
I think YOU know-
That I've kept MINE as white as snow
But when Byrd bestowed yours, my darling Pat-
Somehow I KNEW- fun would come of THAT!
For you are such a jokester, dear-
You make us laugh, you make us cheer!
We love you more, each passing day
No matter what you do or say
So Patrick of the flying pants,
We salute you here, and thus advance-
The notion that you are tops in this nest-
Even with dirty britches, you are the best!
Standing firm, erect and oh so tall-
Keep making us laugh, lad! Turds and all:heartbeat:
Star:star:
08-13-15
I am only one drink away from never being sober again.
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OH MY WORD!!!!!!!!!!!!! I've peed my pants!!! A 'shart'!!!!!!!!!!! Never heard that one! The talent in this nest is unmatched!!!!!!!!!!:H:H:H:H
Thanks for that belly laugh, it's been a hard day....bahahahaha!!! (so to speak!)
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Dealing with a dying relative at the moment. A planned quit rolled through a little while ago, sneakily. Because, who would blame me right? Oh poor lady in the bag, it's OK, get right back up, dust yourself off. PHEW! Ya right. It would continue on through the relatives, the mourning, the services, etc. But, (we talked about this yesterday class) what would one shot do for me? Nothing except make me go "WTF, I had one, might as well keep going" I'm not going to get the buzz I want, who am I kidding? Not me. Then I have to come back here with day 1, and I lose my quit date that I worked so hard for so I would remember it, 12/12/12. OK, I'm calming down.
Your poems crack me up!
AF since 12/26/13
"...........just put one foot in front of the other and move forward. One step at a time." Chris McCombs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dJ97Vwoup4
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Patrick;1473563 wrote: Byrd gave me pants
I think you know
the rear has got a skidmark though
I hope that she wont take offense
if I make the pants as white as snow
I hope, I hope with all my heart
that its just mud
and not a shart
because, because, my dear, dear Byrd
i would wear earth
but not a turd
(with apologies to Robert Frost)
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Overit44;1473623 wrote: Dealing with a dying relative at the moment. A planned quit rolled through a little while ago, sneakily. Because, who would blame me right? Oh poor lady in the bag, it's OK, get right back up, dust yourself off. PHEW! Ya right. It would continue on through the relatives, the mourning, the services, etc. But, (we talked about this yesterday class) what would one shot do for me? Nothing except make me go "WTF, I had one, might as well keep going" I'm not going to get the buzz I want, who am I kidding? Not me. Then I have to come back here with day 1, and I lose my quit date that I worked so hard for so I would remember it, 12/12/12. OK, I'm calming down.
Your poems crack me up!
Sorry for your loss Overit :l:l
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Starfish1;1473612 wrote: Patrick- Ahem
Byrd gave ME pants,
I think YOU know-
That I've kept MINE as white as snow
But when Byrd bestowed yours, my darling Pat-
Somehow I KNEW- fun would come of THAT!
For you are such a jokester, dear-
You make us laugh, you make us cheer!
We love you more, each passing day
No matter what you do or say
So Patrick of the flying pants,
We salute you here, and thus advance-
The notion that you are tops in this nest-
Even with dirty britches, you are the best!
Standing firm, erect and oh so tall-
Keep making us laugh, lad! Turds and all
you are a true star in so many waysAF since october 8th 2012:new
How to get Alcohol free in 6 minutes :H
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ow0lr63y4Mw
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Overit...I'm so sorry for the impending death that your family is preparing for. You were around when I was sitting with my Dad...it was THE WORST time in my life. But as bad as it was, drinking wouldn't have improved anything. One tragic situation would have quickly turned to two. There would have been 2 losses in my life. Drinking AT this problem will not make it go away OR make it any easier to deal with...this is the time your family needs you to be there 100%. You need to be as sharp as possible. I'm so glad you came here first....guard your quit as if your life depends on it...because quess what? It does! Hang strong, you will be SO glad you did.
Jimmy, I just read that you were suffering a loss, too...I'm so sorry to hear that....hang in with us.
Thinking of you both. Byrdie
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