Good evening, nestlings! I'm back home! I have many tales of my vacation, the very first being that United Airlines canceled our flight to O'hare, supposedly due to Chicago "weather" which was a complete and utter lie. There was no offer of alternate transportation to our connecting flight, so we hurried home (with two other travelers we picked up) and drove to O'hare. I can't say enough bad about United (their second worst rating in the U.S. is well deserved).
Anyway, Mrs. Fennel and I arrived in Savannah, GA and rented our Hyundai Sonata (never again) and drove to Hilton Head Island. We purchased groceries at the Bi-lo and Mrs. Fennel was immediately attacked by a slug. It was on her hand, and she flicked it on to her jeans. She was screaming while I loaded up the trunk with groceries, but the rental car was so sound-proof, she found it prudent to wait until I got inside to resume her screaming. When I opened my door, she resumed her screaming, and pointed out the slug on her jeans. I promptly ran around to her side of the car and carefully slid my car key beneath the traumatized slug (whom I swear was also screaming by this time) and slid him carefully onto a bush.
It was also my duty to protect Mrs. Fennel from spiders, crabs, shore birds, gators, and various flotsam and jetsam, which I did with my usual dexterity and virility.
All in all, it was a fabulous vacation...my dream come true. Work-outs in the gym in the mornings...hours beach-combing...bicycling the entire island, kayaking the salt marshes, biking the beaches, hiking the audubon trails...it was perfect!
I only got called "sir" twice and I bonded with Mrs. Fennel's parents even deeper than before. I cooked them gourmet meals and found some really cool shells for my mom.
I invented some great recipes for the taco truck...jelly fish aspic and hermit crab frites...you name it, I've got it!
I apologize for missing out on the birthdays...Happy birthday to Tranq, Hippy Chick, and Coco Nut...I'll be checking the lists for more birthdays, as I believe birthdays are very important events.
Sort of glad to be back. Very much missing the sea breeze on Mrs. Fennel's hair. Hard to beat that.
See you cats in the morning.
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