I read in a magazine once that the girlfriend moved out so she sewed little shrimp in the bottom of the curtains...you know in the hem of it. You can imagine the smell after a few days right? AND he could never figure out where exactly the horrid smell was coming from because it was HIDDEN. He ended up moving out to get away from the smell. LMAO.... I hope these idea at least give you a smile!!!! You could superglue his penis to his stomach
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I read in a magazine once that the girlfriend moved out so she sewed little shrimp in the bottom of the curtains...you know in the hem of it. You can imagine the smell after a few days right? AND he could never figure out where exactly the horrid smell was coming from because it was HIDDEN. He ended up moving out to get away from the smell. LMAO.... I hope these idea at least give you a smile!!!! You could superglue his penis to his stomachForever loved, forever missed Papa Bear
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I sent a friend a book of spells for the spurned when she had a man calamity. She is happy now and still talks about the spells.........I'm also a great advocate of chilli's/deep heat in the crotch area etc, and yes, I hope this at least raises an eyebrow if not a smile chops.......
BxxxxxProud to be SLIGHTLY SLOVENLY.:wavin:
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I agree with The Zensters advise on this one..........
Turn it around and leave him the wounded one. Then walk away with your head held high.
We are broadcast systems whether we want to be or not so make sure the signal that you are sending is one from an "empowered woman" not a wounded victim. Don't let him have the satisfaction of knowing how badly he hurt you.
Then when you have caught your breath, go out and find yourself a man who is worthy of a GOOD woman, like you. Some one who can be a trustworthy loyal partner. Believe me, they do exist. If I can find and fall in love with one I am sure you can too. Don't waste anymore time on someone who has proven he's NOT what you're looking for.sigpicEyes on the PRIZE, a SOBER Future !!!
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Wow...such great ideas! Now, I know why women are the more powerful and dominant, even if statistics say otherwise! Guess this why we only have one brain! :H I can't thank you all enough for your support! I am going to leave with my head held high. After reading all the responses, I know now that this is my path in life. I was meant to go through this. Thankfully, no young kiddos involved. Well, he has a 10-year old, but he needs to talk to him. My son is in his 20's and full of fight right now. Maybe I will unleash my son?? :H Or, add my son with Sea's Patriots and my Steelers! :H
You are all such lovely, wonderful people, and I am so thankful for each and every one of you! Hope you have all had a wonderful weekend! Onward and upward! :l
P/S I think I read that shrimp article. I don't have any drapes. Where do I sew it into? The right shoes?
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