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    #31
    What I don't like about being newly sober...Rant then keep it movin'

    Yo bitches, you are doing so well at ranting while I have been away!
    I'm proud of youze!

    I hate it when I see people who last saw me drunk as hell and I feel like they are mocking my attempts at being sober. Eff you!

    I hate the flashbacks of partial blackouts. *shudders*

    Oh, and drunk people? Being that I was one less than two weeks ago I think I can speak about them/us! Really, it is sad that they don't know how sloppy they are getting. Or how mean, or annoying, or sexually inappropriate, etc. I hate that I have been all those things. BITCH!
    Day 1 again 11/5/19
    Goal 1: 7 days :heartbeat:
    Goal 2: 14 days :happy2:
    Goal 3: 21 days :happy2:
    11/27/19: messed up but back on track
    12/14/19: bad doozy but back on track

    One day at a time.

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      #32
      What I don't like about being newly sober...Rant then keep it movin'

      Just stoppin by to say yo to my bitches. Have a bitchin day all. :lilheart:

      I hate having to think about a dinner I'm going to next weekend knowing the alcohol will be flowing........thinking ahead to what I can gnaw on --- blowpops?

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        #33
        What I don't like about being newly sober...Rant then keep it movin'

        Unwasted;1248637 wrote: Just stoppin by to say yo to my bitches. Have a bitchin day all. :lilheart:


        That is freaking hilllllllllllllarious

        I hate having to think about a dinner I'm going to next weekend knowing the alcohol will be flowing........thinking ahead to what I can gnaw on --- blowpops?
        You'll do just fine, I can actually "hear" your strength in your posts. Funny you mention the blowpops...for about 2 montsh, I was a blowpop junkie........chain eatin those sons of guns.............weeeeeech
        Living on Planet Sober since 05/02/11




        DAREDEVIL COOKIE MONSTER

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          #34
          What I don't like about being newly sober...Rant then keep it movin'

          Nelz, I've never had one but someone mentioned them (Byrdie?). Sounds like they'd rot your teeth out in a hurry. Gummi bears have been my new addiction, but had to stop buying them - full of fake color and sugar! Ugh. I'm trying to find a healthier alternative!

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            #35
            What I don't like about being newly sober...Rant then keep it movin'

            Hmmm....I'll have to remember the blowpops. That would be a great thing to pop in your mouth if someone is offering you a drink.

            Maybe I'll bring one to Olive Garden next time I'm there and pop one in my mouth when the wine waitress walks up. Bitch. :H

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              #36
              What I don't like about being newly sober...Rant then keep it movin'

              Lol there's going to be a dramatic increase in waitresses across the globe complaining that their customers are calling them bitches. Maybe it will be on the news. Lmao
              Day 1 again 11/5/19
              Goal 1: 7 days :heartbeat:
              Goal 2: 14 days :happy2:
              Goal 3: 21 days :happy2:
              11/27/19: messed up but back on track
              12/14/19: bad doozy but back on track

              One day at a time.

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                #37
                What I don't like about being newly sober...Rant then keep it movin'

                What I don't like about being newly sober......

                It feels so good and I think I've got it licked. Life changes, stuff starts happening and I think I've got a new life... and then BAM! God damn that stupid AL bitch bastard brain - once again I need to remove my head from my arse! Bitch

                ps. you guys crack me up and for that I'm truly grateful
                You were born with wings, why prefer to crawl through life? Rumi

                :lilangel:

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                  #38
                  What I don't like about being newly sober...Rant then keep it movin'

                  Al is definitely the biggest bitch! Wins the bitch prize hands down.

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                    #39
                    What I don't like about being newly sober...Rant then keep it movin'

                    Hey Alcohol, you're a BITCH, yo mama's a bitch, yo mama's mama is a bitch. And your asshole brothers Jack and Johnny are douchbags. I know you have been screwing Jose Cuervo, you AlcoHObag. And you can tell that idiot cousin of yours that calls himself a Captain, to put his God Damned foot down, he looks like an idiot. There are no more pirates. What the hell is wrong with you people! Quit calling me. I'm deleting all of you. You suck!
                    Day 1 again 11/5/19
                    Goal 1: 7 days :heartbeat:
                    Goal 2: 14 days :happy2:
                    Goal 3: 21 days :happy2:
                    11/27/19: messed up but back on track
                    12/14/19: bad doozy but back on track

                    One day at a time.

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                      #40
                      What I don't like about being newly sober...Rant then keep it movin'

                      Great rant Nursie!

                      Inspired me tonight!

                      My no. 1 thing I hate about not drinking Is the constant thinking about it especially in restaurants . Whether I should or should not have a drink!

                      And I also really hate that people like me as a drunk too!!! WTF ????
                      I am the master of my fate . I am the captain of my soul.

                      Had 10 weeks AF from 9-11-11 to 11-24-11


                      AF since 2/20/12

                      Goal no.1 - 1 week DONE !

                      Goal no.2 - 2 weeks.

                      Goal no.3 - 30 days.

                      Gaol no.4 - 10 weeks .

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                        #41
                        What I don't like about being newly sober...Rant then keep it movin'

                        Saoirse! Welcome back! On this thread we curse and Rant and say bitch alot, it helps to blow off steam so that we can remember why we are sober and get back to the good stuff.

                        Restaurants are hard. I decided that my new drink is a favorite from when I was a kid, before I ever had a drop of alcohol, raspberry iced tea. I remember how much I use to look forward to it because it was a treat to go out to dinner. I hold onto that as my comfort.

                        Anyone that tries to serve my alcohol I emphatically say "no thank you bitch, now keep it movin". No really, instead of saying no thanks, I say " I would LOVE a raspberry iced tea". That has been working.

                        As for the people who prefer you drunk, I am assuming they are too. And also, we go through alot of changes in this new sober life that only real friends and special family can understand and support. To everyone else "Keep it movin bitches, we got sober to do".
                        Day 1 again 11/5/19
                        Goal 1: 7 days :heartbeat:
                        Goal 2: 14 days :happy2:
                        Goal 3: 21 days :happy2:
                        11/27/19: messed up but back on track
                        12/14/19: bad doozy but back on track

                        One day at a time.

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                          #42
                          What I don't like about being newly sober...Rant then keep it movin'

                          Good Sunday Morning Bitches..........


                          Hey Alcohol, you're a BITCH, yo mama's a bitch, yo mama's mama is a bitch. And your asshole brothers Jack and Johnny are douchbags. I know you have been screwing Jose Cuervo, you AlcoHObag. And you can tell that idiot cousin of yours that calls himself a Captain, to put his God Damned foot down, he looks like an idiot. There are no more pirates.
                          :H:H:H

                          I'll be tellin the waitress bitches to back off today.......will be having a nice meal out .........thinking ahead and making my plan!

                          Restaurants are the hardest thing for me too Saoirse and Nursie......strong association with the evil al there! But, nothing is going to compromise my new-found happiness, health and well-being..........

                          Red or White? No thank you but I'd love a .................(still thinkin on exactly what.....but I'll think of something yummy.........)

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                            #43
                            What I don't like about being newly sober...Rant then keep it movin'

                            Whoa!!! You bitches Rock!!! All of this is so good to read - it's time to fight back :H The next time I'm at a party and someone make a fuss because I don't want an alcoholic drink I'm going to say "is that all you've got, really????" And make them feel small for a change!!! Well, maybe I won't because that might be mean. Most people don't want to be hurtful - they simply don't know any better. I might say "I'm giving my liver a holiday" Or, "I thought I'd just be myself tonight instead of that other person I become when I drink alcohol!"

                            Whoever started this thread - BRAVO!!!!! :h:h
                            Ask yourselves, would you rather be a non drinker with an occasional desire to drink or a drinker with a constant desire to stop doing it?
                            (quote from Bean )

                            Goal: Survival

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                              #44
                              What I don't like about being newly sober...Rant then keep it movin'

                              Good thoughts MWOL. Amazing how programmed people are in assuming everyone will be drinking alcohol with a meal........bigger tips, after all...........it's not their fault - they're usually so young they never imagined that alcohol could be an issue for anyone. I didn't until pretty recently, and I'm old.:H:H:H We're still gonna call 'em bitches, tho.:H:H:H

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                                #45
                                What I don't like about being newly sober...Rant then keep it movin'

                                love this thread really!

                                What I hate about being sober is that I fight so hard to have a sober weekend and the next weekend I blow it...which wastes all the fighting I did the week before. That so does not make since!
                                You always succeed if you never stop trying.
                                Everyday we choose the direction of change.

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