Standing in line at the store, very cranky kiddo losing his mind, it's Friday night and staring right in front of me is a display of Parrot Bay tropical frozen drinks. Like juice boxes for grown ups.
They keep staring at me!!!
Stupid long lines and stupid dumb parrot.
I am not drinking. Not. I don't drink. I don't touch the stuff. I'm allergic to alcohol. All the cool people are sober. Drinking is not on the shopping list.
Ok, lol that distracted me long enough to get to the front of the line! Hehe!
They keep staring at me!!!
Stupid long lines and stupid dumb parrot.
I am not drinking. Not. I don't drink. I don't touch the stuff. I'm allergic to alcohol. All the cool people are sober. Drinking is not on the shopping list.
Ok, lol that distracted me long enough to get to the front of the line! Hehe!
Haha "all the cool people are sober" I like that. And " I'm allergic to alcohol " hmm I might try and think that when I next want to buy alcohol. xx
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