Stella (Chook), I stole your booze...

[RunningCourage]

Stella (Chook), I stole your booze...

kuya;1457719 wrote: Starting to feel better is a bitch I found, the excuses to go back are disappearing fast, eh?

But... the excuses are disappearing fast, yes. Feeling better is a bit of a bitch right now. But let's fucking go down this road. I aint EVER been down here. And i do like to go for walks in strange places... :H This is all shiny NEW...

[RunningCourage]

Stella (Chook), I stole your booze...

kuya;1457711 wrote: Do I have to do EVERYTHING Arsey????

Two penises were walking down the road, one firm, proud and erect, the other limp,floppy and miserable.

" why are you looking so bloody sad, it's really getting on my nerves! " said the erect penis.

" Well you can get f**ked but I can only get pissed ! "

Yes you do Kuya. And NO ONE can tell a lurid dirty joke like Kuya can :H:H

[RunningCourage]

Stella (Chook), I stole your booze...

Dick Jokes

Having said that...


Adam and Eve
One day The Lord came to Adam to pass on some news. "I've got some good news and some bad news," The Lord said.

Adam looked at The Lord and said, "Well, give me the good news first."

Smiling, The Lord explained, "I've got two new organs for you. One is called a brain. It will allow you to create new things, solve problems, and have intelligent conversations with Eve. The other organ I have for you is called a penis. It will give you great physical pleasure and allow you to reproduce your now intelligent life form and populate this planet. Eve will be very happy that you now have this organ to give her children."

Adam, very excited, exclaimed, "These are great gifts you have given me. What could the bad news possibly be?"

The Lord looked upon Adam and said with great sorrow, "You will never be able to use these two gifts at the same time."


Penis Head

Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the head on a mans’ penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two years and cost over $1.2 million. The study concluded that the reason the head of a man’s penis is larger than the shaft was to provide the man with more pleasure during sex.

After the results were published, France decided to conduct their own study on the same subject. They were convinced that the results of the British study was incorrect. After three years of research at a cost of in excess of $2 million, the French researchers concluded that the head of a man’s penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more pleasure during sex.

When the results of the French study were released, Australia decided to conduct their own study.

The Aussies didn't really trust British or French studies. So, after nearly three hours of intensive research and a cost of right around $75.00 ( 3 cases of beer), the Aussie study was complete. They concluded that the reason the head on a man’s penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent your hand from flying off and hitting you in the forehead.

[kuya]

Stella (Chook), I stole your booze...

RunningCourage;1457851 wrote: But... the excuses are disappearing fast, yes. Feeling better is a bit of a bitch right now. But let's fucking go down this road. I aint EVER been down here. And i do like to go for walks in strange places... :H This is all shiny NEW...

Just you wait my little jockinese.......ATM you are a lion, a tin man and a scarecrow and you WILL get back your brain, your heart AND your courage !

[kuya]

Stella (Chook), I stole your booze...

:H:H:H:H:H on the dick jokes

[paulywogg]

Stella (Chook), I stole your booze...

i love the dick jokes!

[Byrdlady]

Stella (Chook), I stole your booze...

:H:H:H (you should erect your own thread)

A Heart...a Brain....dah Noyve!! You are getting there!! B

[RunningCourage]

Stella (Chook), I stole your booze...

Complacency

I was possibly unusual in that I found the first weeks pretty easy - usually cos I was in so much trouble with Joe - it was just easier not to drink - but once that stage was over and everything was sweetness and light again........ never ONCE in those 3 years did I sit down and say to myself 'now watch out for the complacency stage' -- not ONCE

This is from a post from Molls in todays Army thread. Today is my 67th day AF. And I am aware of complacency. Not that I am just now, I don't believe I am... but further down the road. I'm posting this to remind me that I recognise that there may well be in me something niggling that is saying what if, what if, what if.

I have the choice to choose what I think (it may not always seem like I have the power to choose what I think, though I believe I do). So i turn off the what if's. Anyway, they are very distant. But I wont lie... they are there. And they will become closer, more entrenched and overpowering if complacency is allowed to bed in.

Just saying like.

[RunningCourage]

Stella (Chook), I stole your booze...

My own erected thread - for Byrdie

Byrdlady;1457960 wrote: :H:H:H (you should erect your own thread)

[paulywogg]

Stella (Chook), I stole your booze...

what is that thing?

[RunningCourage]

Stella (Chook), I stole your booze...

paulywogg;1458257 wrote: what is that thing?

I believe it's a tool to help pull thread through a needle. Though Byrdie will know if that's right or not as she is the expert on pulling and erecting threads ...

[sweetpea29]

Stella (Chook), I stole your booze...

RunningCourage;1458266 wrote: I believe it's a tool to help pull thread through a needle. Though Byrdie will know if that's right or not as she is the expert on pulling and erecting threads ...

Yer an awful :badboy: :H:H

[Byrdlady]

Stella (Chook), I stole your booze...

YEP! Now there's an erect thread if I ever saw one! Thanks for reminding me to do somepin....xo, t

[Siren136]

Stella (Chook), I stole your booze...

RunningCourage;1458172 wrote:

All dirty jokes and innuendos aside :H

Do you really not know what this is? It's one of my favorite things in the world.

[Byrdlady]

Stella (Chook), I stole your booze...

:H:H:H (Mollers!!)

Well, is is a fly? (for fishing, NOT to house other things!) b