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[Ne/Neva Eva]

Here it is! Have at it, (:H) ladies! (and guys, too, if they dare.)
Doesn't have to be just the one we keep revisiting, don't you think?
I'll have to weigh in this evening, because I'm laaate as usual.
Let's try to keep it rated R, so it doesn't get yanked, okay?

:l

[RedThread12]

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Love it, NE. A long time ago I started a thread, "Amusing Side Effects of Baclofen." Far fewer members were using it and I guess they didn't think any of their side effects were very funny.

I started at 10/10/10, never drank more than 2-3 drinks a night from that first night on, and am now well over a year into a far more sober life than I had even during years of abstinence without baclofen.

Anyway - the first night I took bac I woke up to go to the bathroom and walked into my bedroom closet. Tripping over the vacuum cleaner triggered some realization that things were not right, thank goodness.

Another night I woke up laughing after a long and vivid dream about Hugh Hefner and his Playboy Bunny girlfriends that I was playing with all around the globe all night long. This from someone who doesn't wear make-up, cuts her hair once a year whether it needs it or not and owns not a single pair of high-heels. Go figure.

[Grommet]

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I had mentioned this is a post earlier, but I'm really starting to have fun with this one:

We have oil heat and about 5:00 am each morning as the hot water fills the radiators there is a cacophony of "pops" and "pings". Each time one of these goes off my whole body tingles. I've recently learned how to shut my eyes and create a light visual. My very own little 4th of July fireworks show (with physical sensations) each morning!




(Neva: excellent idea for a thread. Sometimes we tend to focus on the negative SE's. I actually started to make a list "some of my favorite things about Bac" - kinda a Sound of Music theme. I even thought about putting it to music, but I would have to talk Low into a collaboration :H)

[Lo0p]

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Oh shit, I just made one that might be the same thread... I'm confused.

[bleep]

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I think they are one and the same, but this one can be the family version...

I woke up trying to bench-press my bed to save a friend who I thought was trapped under it. My wife, who was on it at the time, wasn't so amused...

The confusion upon waking is where most of these stories are going to come from, I reckon.

[beatle]

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RedThread12;1049946 wrote: Love it, NE. A long time ago I started a thread, "Amusing Side Effects of Baclofen." Far fewer members were using it and I guess they didn't think any of their side effects were very funny.

I remember this thread, but cannot find it. Anyone who can help out?

btw, my internet connection is still very iffy -- I'm trying, but I don't always get there (to fruition).

edit: almost never get there.

[bleep]

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https://www.mywayout.org/community/f2...fen-37543.html

[seeking_serenity]

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My dreams have been CRAZY and oftentimes amusing. I had a dream early on in my Bac experience (which I talked about in my thread) that I was playing a version of Survivor All-Stars (I was terribly excited to have Ozzy on my team; he was sexy and a terrible flirt) but our version was played in a detox unit. And later on in the dream, I helped a goat give birth to twins, but her birth canal was on her chest. While still in the detox unit. Go figure.

I often feel incredibly happy and buzzed-out. Music speaks to me more than it ever has. I walked outside while it was snowing last week, and my thoughts went something like: "Goddamn, that's some twinkly fucking snow." I feel almost ecstatic when I'm talking to people who make me happy.

My life is changing for the better so, so much more on bac. It really is. People comment on how well I'm doing.

And the sexual stuff? lol, where do I even start? I think about it all the time. I have to "service" myself a lot more. I dream about it. It's definitely an unexpected new SE that I sort of welcome. Maybe it will propel me towards finding a lover again, after many years without it? What a trip.

[bleep]

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Aaaaahhhhh yesssss. The bac-glow. How could I have forgotten that? I still get it occasionally, it's a lovely feeling.

And the general improvement in life.

[Guest]

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I've always had vivid dreams, sometimes where I wake thinking I'm still in it or trying to run away!

Bac made these no different.

[Ne/Neva Eva]

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I love that dream RT. Though even a young Hugh skeeves me out. I can't even imagine Kendra naked, much less sexy. (The scars! The vacuous stares, the inane bull shit that actually comes out of her mouth. I miss the point altogether, obviously...)

Maybe we could call this one the purple thread; the other one can be 'blue'. :H (okay, that's funny on at least a couple of levels, at least to me)

omg, again. had to delete that part too. sorry.

Here's the thing about bac-induced (relative) sobriety, for me: Previous periods of sobriety were after being bludgeoned about my own short-comings (morally, ethically, physically, mentally...) HA! NOT SO! (okay, morals and ethics seem to be a little gray for me atm. I get that, ftr.)
This time around, I feel pretty damn strong and healthy, despite all the angst that I spew on here. This is not bac-induced euphoria or mania.
:new: (okay, not so much...)

I can't wait to weigh in on the rabbit, charlotte and battery-induced orgasms in general. But atm, I'm likely to digress into a discussion about influence of SITC on the american woman's ability to be sexual. And that is decidedly boring. That said:
Rabbit? over-rated. Charlotte took way too long to tap into the whole thing, no wonder she spent days on end in her apartment! If bac takes off I'm investing in rechargeable batteries and otc birth control, not in pharmaceuticals! :H
:ls

[Ne/Neva Eva]

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sunshine_gg;1039181 wrote: As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter with a vibrator.

Shocked, she asked: 'what in the world are you doing?'

The daughter replied: 'Mum, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone.'

The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz coming from the other side of the closed bedroom door. Upon entering the room, he observed his daughter making passionate love to her vibrator.

To his query as to what she was doing, the daughter said: 'dad I'm thirty-five, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband.. Please, go away and leave me alone.'

A couple days later, the wife came home from a shopping trip, placed the groceries on the kitchen counter, and heard that buzzing noise coming from,of all places, the living room.

She entered that area and observed her husband sitting on the couch, downing a cold beer, and staring at the TV. The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing like crazy.

The wife asked: 'What the f*ck are you doing?'

The husband replied: 'Watching football with my son-in-law.'

:H

[Ne/Neva Eva]

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IAD;1039198 wrote:

Even better.

[bleep]

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Do women really hide their vibrator's from their husbands?

[Murphyx]

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bleep;1050475 wrote: Do women really hide their vibrator's from their husbands?

Mine's never bothered.

Actually I'm not sure if that's a good thing or a really, really bad thing.