Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

[SlipperyPete]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

Murphy you'll like this. Going back to Christine O'Donell, her witchcraft past got so blown up that she did a commercial while she was running for office saying she wasn't a witch.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxJyPsmEask[/video]]Christine O'Donnell ad - YouTube

[Murphyx]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

Reggie;1166157 wrote: Indeed that destination is there thanks murph... Now how's ya knob post drunkenessWell, it turns out I was so drunk, I actually used the wrong side of the ruler to measure it. centimetres rather than inches. :upset:

redhead77;1166192 wrote: Thanks for the shout out. I'm glad I can contribute to such important matters. :H Yes Murph, your pubes will likely get more grey as you age. Pubes also get more sparse with age.

Do knobs shrink with age, Red? I know you'll know the answer:H. Please tell me it's not so.

SlipperyPete;1166307 wrote: Murphy you'll like this. Going back to Christine O'Donell, her witchcraft past got so blown up that she did a commercial while she was running for office saying she wasn't a witch.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxJyPsmEask[/video]]Christine O'Donnell ad - YouTube

My gods, you lot haven't actually elected this person to any important position, have you?

[Bruunhilde]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

bleep;1165825 wrote:

It has also made me very prone to typing bullshit, but luckily (again!), it has also made me very aware of when I am speaking/and or typing said bullshit, and given me the ability to stop in mid sente

:H:H:H

[bleep]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

SlipperyPete;1166307 wrote: Murphy you'll like this. Going back to Christine O'Donell, her witchcraft past got so blown up that she did a commercial while she was running for office saying she wasn't a witch.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxJyPsmEask[/video]]Christine O'Donnell ad - YouTube

She had my vote, right up to the bit where she said she'd do what I'd do if I was in the WH. Who wants someone that lazy running the country?

[redhead77]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

Murphyx;1166361 wrote: :

Do knobs shrink with age, Red? I know you'll know the answer:H. Please tell me it's not so.

It isn't so. I can just see you now. Cruising around the nursing home in your scooter. Telling all the old ladies how large your knob still is, and how useful it was in your youth. The nurses will be whispering about the sheer magnitude of it.

The vajayjay on the other hand can suffer something called vaginal atrophy after menopause. This is due to lack of estrogen. It makes the walls thin and sex painful. If Mrs. Murph ever starts complaining and turning away, you send her in to be evaluated, they have creams. Geez, women sure do have a lot of crosses to bear. It seems Eve really effed it up for us. JK.:H

[Murphyx]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

redhead77;1166502 wrote: It isn't so. I can just see you now. Cruising around the nursing home in your scooter. Telling all the old ladies how large your knob still is, and how useful it was in your youth. The nurses will be whispering about the sheer magnitude of it.

Red, with all those nurses around, in their nursey uniforms, I expect it to remain useful well into old age.

[Murphyx]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

How do you know if you're happy? I mean, happy enough. What is sufficient happiness?

Should one just be content not to be actively planning one's own death or working towards something more? And if more, how much more?

When do you stop working on it?

[Ne/Neva Eva]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

Murphyx;1166717 wrote: How do you know if you're happy? I mean, happy enough. What is sufficient happiness?

Should one just be content not to be actively planning one's own death or working towards something more? And if more, how much more?

When do you stop working on it?

I don't know.
I wonder.
Then an evening like this one happens. I'm working on a project. Ed is doing his thing. The music is on. I feel connected.
That is all.
And it is enough for me right now.
Love,
Ne

[SlipperyPete]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

Murphyx;1166361 wrote: My gods, you lot haven't actually elected this person to any important position, have you?

Delayed response, I know, but no we haven't. According to Wikipedia

she defeated nine-term U.S. Representative and former governor Michael Castle in Delaware's September 2010 Republican primary for U.S. Senate.[3][4][5] She lost the November 2010 U.S. Senate election in Delaware, to Democrat Chris Coons by a margin of 57% to 40%.[6][7]

Dangerously close, for a witch.

[Murphyx]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

Went to get my BP checked today by nursey and it's way lower than last time and she's quite happy with it. Actually I don't think there was anything wrong with it the first time, she just likes handling my muscley arms.

Anyhoo, so BP normal, blood tests normal, all organs operating within acceptable parameters (one of them waaaaaay above acceptable ), losing weight hand over fist (or should that be moobs over belly?), getting fit, booze-free, soon to be ciggie-free. DAMN, I'm near enough perfect!

[bleep]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

Yes, but are you happy Murph?

[redhead77]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

I think I had something to say on here, but I entirely forgot when I saw the latest avatar. OH MY!

[Doggygirl]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

Murph, good for you on a great doc appointment. Sounds like you are ready to handle the horrors of the first __________ days of quitting smoking. How many horrifying days is it again? (JUST KIDDING! I know it will be a cake walk for you!)

Do you know a surgeon who could make my longies look like your avatar? (now don't go changing your avatar to something REALLY freaky LOL!)

DG

[Murphyx]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

bleep;1167140 wrote: Yes, but are you happy Murph?I don't know, am I? AM I? You tell me. Seriously though, I think so, but...I dunno...how do you tell?

redhead77;1167156 wrote: I think I had something to say on here, but I entirely forgot when I saw the latest avatar. OH MY!"OH MY?" You mean they're yours? Nice!

Doggygirl;1167170 wrote: Murph, good for you on a great doc appointment. Sounds like you are ready to handle the horrors of the first __________ days of quitting smoking. How many horrifying days is it again? (JUST KIDDING! I know it will be a cake walk for you!)

I'm starting to get a tad nervous about the whole giving up thing, but I'm determined to give it my best shot...or at least a shot. We'll see.

Doggygirl;1167170 wrote: Do you know a surgeon who could make my longies look like your avatar? (now don't go changing your avatar to something REALLY freaky LOL!)

DG

DG, I've been giving this some thought, during my quiet moments. You don't need a surgeon, all you need to do is buy a trampoline. Use it topless and every time you come down off the bounce you'll have pert and perky boobs. Just concentrate on those moments and ignore the upward bounces and all will be fine.

Hmmmm, now I'm just going to have a bit more of a think about this.......alone.

[SlipperyPete]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

Murphy I'm pretty sure you made this Family Guy video on Women In the Workplace. :H

Just A Joke - Family Guy