Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

[LadyLush]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

redhead77;1112692 wrote: I always heard it called King's English. I looked it up and I guess you call it depending on whose ruling at the time. I guess one can learn more from Murph's thread than weird shit.

Murph defines weird shit:H And the thread reads like old times! Can the fun really be back:bananacomputer: (sorry Ig, gotta dance now and then )

Yippee!~

Lady

[Murphyx]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

LUSHY!!!!!!! I've been missing you. It's good to see you back. :l

[ignominious]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

LadyLush;1112724 wrote: :bananacomputer: (sorry Ig, gotta dance now and then )

Good to see you and no apologies needed Lush, being a miserable git wears a bit thin 24/7 (me not you ftr!)

Gotta hang loose sometimes :alf:

[Ne/Neva Eva]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

HI! HOW ARE YOU??? IT's really, really good to see you on this, what promises to be a super-fantastic, sunny, Wednesday in Virginia. (explanation to follow...)

woop woop and yahoo and whatever the hell they say in West Texas. The love is bac. Long may it reign. As long as that woman who is in office in England. What's her name? Queen Victoria or something?

I'm checking on here, and this thread specifically, right before I go to bed. I'm getting a little weary of trying to explain the jokes to Ed. He might be a little tired of it too since I am usually unable to spell out the whole tangent from end to end without laughing so hard I end up in tears. (happy ones.)

How does one explain an Ig letting it all hang out? And Spotted Dick is not so funny unless you go bac a couple dozen pages and revisit the kitten heels and cloche.

Not to mention the whole 'awesome' tangent, which is truly and literally a part of our everyday speech. The first time I used it when I was skypeing (skyping? talking? what?) with Lowcountryman (who is Dutch) the look on his face was rather incredulous. He told me that when they get drunk and make fun of Americans they put big toothy grins on their faces and say, "HI! HOW are YOU?" and, "That's AWESOME!!!" All of which I do. He kept reminding me that things were not, in fact, "SUPER!" much less, "Super-FANTASTIC!!!" He's wrong of course. Most things are actually SUPER FANTASTIC!!

Gotta run. I'm super busy. Which is something that always confused my Asian friends, why Americans always have to be super busy? Dunno. But we do, and we are.
zoom zoom.
:h
Ne

[Murphyx]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

Huh? You're off to bed but you've also got to run because you're super-busy? I don't understand. How can you be really active and in bed?

Oh, OH, I understand. OMG, I'm really embarrassed. I wish I hadn't mentioned it now.


:H

[Seethepony]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

The other good thing about "Ossum!" is it rhymes with possum. Song writers everywhere rejoice...

Ne said "when I was skypeing (skyping? talking? what?)"

The correct usage is in fact "Skyping (copyright symbol, wherever that may be on the friggin keyboard) Microsoft") because as you should know by now, those bollock-brained ding-dongs at Microsoft (copyright symbol, wherever that may be on the friggin keyboard) thought it would be a good idea to spend 8.5 thousand million dollars on a company that makes minus 7 million dollars a year. They've got a lot of money and they have to do something with it, but buying a relatively trivial piece of technology that they could have made themselves, for a sum that puts the combined GDP of Fiji, Eritrea and Togo in the shade, looks a bit like ancient Rome offering free book tokens to any Visigoth who'd care to come and do some raping and pillaging. Or is Steve Ballmer working on a book called "How to Flush an Empire Down the Toilet"?

The demise of Microsoft - "Let's do a deal with Nokia, whose phones nobody wants!" - doesn't worry me much. But it does astonish me that so many supposedly intelligent people -- presumably with PhDs up the jaxie - could make such fucked-up, dumb-ass decisions...

[Isolde]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

Murphyx;1112898 wrote: Huh? You're off to bed but you've also got to run because you're super-busy? I don't understand. How can you be really active and in bed?

Oh, OH, I understand. OMG, I'm really embarrassed. I wish I hadn't mentioned it now.


:H

Awesome post, Murph. I had to choke back a snort at work!! :H

And yes, I do use the word awesome A LOT. Because it's the shit.

:goodjob: Mog! Oddly enough, I used that expression the other day without having heard it in a long time. Let's bring it back. Cuz it's, like, all smurfy and shit.

[Murphyx]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

Pony, so you're happy with the deal or not? Speak your mind man.

? Alt0169

And it's jacksie, not jaxie. What are you a fuggin septic or someink?

Ossum post btw.

[Seethepony]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

Talking of really doggy ideas -- look what Google has just unveiled:
http://www.wired.com/gadgetlab/2011/...ptop/?pid=1810

A laptop that can only run a web browser. And nothing else!

Perfect machine for Neva Eva

[LadyLush]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

Damn,

Now we got Murph and STP..And Murph, he is catching up with your humor! Better get the books out!

What a great thread for us Bac-ers!

Lady!

Oh, and P.S. is that you in the picture? You know us Americans sleep in a different time zone, get lost, and sometimes don't get the whole picture? :-) Hate that...

[Murphyx]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

LadyLush;1113274 wrote: Damn,

Now we got Murph and STP..And Murph, he is catching up with your humor! Better get the books out!

What a great thread for us Bac-ers!

Lady!

Oh, and P.S. is that you in the picture? You know us Americans sleep in a different time zone, get lost, and sometimes don't get the whole picture? :-) Hate that...

Indeed, you get so lost your spelling has gone to bollocks; it's spelt (yes not spelled) "humour" and it's certainly not a competition.

And no it's not me :H. It's just a naughty Ghanaian who tried to scam me and ended up making a bit of a prat of himself.

[Murphyx]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

I've been vegetarian for over 20 years, but I thought I should pass on this recipe for chicken salad. It looks pretty good.

Denise Milani Makes a Chicken Salad*Video

[LadyLush]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

Murph,
From Merriam-Webster

Definition of HUMOR (Please see 3a-C) and it is spelled not spelt!
1a : a normal functioning bodily semifluid or fluid (as the blood or lymph) b : a secretion (as a hormone) that is an excitant of activity
2a in medieval physiology : a fluid or juice of an animal or plant; specifically : one of the four fluids entering into the constitution of the body and determining by their relative proportions a person's health and temperament b : characteristic or habitual disposition or bent : temperament c : an often temporary state of mind imposed especially by circumstances d : a sudden, unpredictable, or unreasoning inclination : whim
3a : that quality which appeals to a sense of the ludicrous or absurdly incongruous b : the mental faculty of discovering, expressing, or appreciating the ludicrous or absurdly incongruous c : something that is or is designed to be comical or amusing


Still love you! :l

Lady

[RedThread12]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

Little late but want to cast my vote with Ne. It may sound differently across the ocean, but saying a hearty bollocks just doesn't feel nearly as satisfying as letting out a good fuck you, fuck this, fuck-head, fuck-face, fuck-it-all . . . I actually do say it out loud fairly frequently. It sometimes offends people and shocks the shit out of my yoga and meditation students:H. I like that. :thanks: for giving us a place to say whatever-the-fuck we want to say :l!!

[Murphyx]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

RedThread12;1113631 wrote: Little late but want to cast my vote with Ne. It may sound differently across the ocean, but saying a hearty bollocks just doesn't feel nearly as satisfying as letting out a good fuck you, fuck this, fuck-head, fuck-face, fuck-it-all . . . I actually do say it out loud fairly frequently. It sometimes offends people and shocks the shit out of my yoga and meditation students:H. I like that. :thanks: for giving us a place to say whatever-the-fuck we want to say :l!!

Bollocks!