Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

[Murphyx]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

Ahhhh Lushy, I see where you went wrong. You consulted some odd, foreign dictionary. I've no idea why you'd do that when the Oxford English Dictionary is easily available. I assume it is available in Appalachia. After having watched Justified I've decided that's where you all live. :H

[missyabby1]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

Hey Murph, just got bac from a wonderful holiday with family and friends, totally sober.
Thanks for replying to my post about a truce. Really made me feel like a bit of a dick head.....but you get that. No one pulled you up about it, so I guess it was ok to just ignore it. I would love to say I wish I hadn't posted it...but as it seemed to mean so little here it really didn;t mean anything to anybody.

Just for the record, if someone had posted that to me....I could not have ignored it. I would have felt compelled to say either "thanks, truce" or "fuck off". Still don't think it matters to anyone here at all. And that says it all! :H

Just sayin

Missy

[Murphyx]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

Abby, I have no idea what you mean by a truce. You've been getting drunk and angry and being abusive and I've been trying to ignore you. I really think it would be for the best if I continue doing that, unless you actually want something from me. If you want to have some fun then join in here. If you want some help with baclofen then let me know and I'll do what I can. But if you're just looking for someone to fight when you're drunk, I've told you before I'm not interested.

[Isolde]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

RedThread12;1113631 wrote: Little late but want to cast my vote with Ne. It may sound differently across the ocean, but saying a hearty bollocks just doesn't feel nearly as satisfying as letting out a good fuck you, fuck this, fuck-head, fuck-face, fuck-it-all . . . I actually do say it out loud fairly frequently. It sometimes offends people and shocks the shit out of my yoga and meditation students:H. I like that. :thanks: for giving us a place to say whatever-the-fuck we want to say :l!!

Agreed!! Don't remember the specifics, but there was some study done that showed that throwing out a couple of expletives (out loud!) when in pain (say, if you trip over your black lab lying on the floor [who becomes invisible] in the middle of the night and subsequently smash your shin on the coffee table), actually helps to alleviate some of the pain!

So go ahead and shout "FUCK!" from the rooftops - it's good for what ails ya.

Fuckity-fuck-fuck-fuck! :nanner: (couldn't resist throwing that naughty lil guy in there!)

[bleep]

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I gotta side with the yanks on this one. A hearty fuck, in every respect, beats a good bollocking anyday.

[Seethepony]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

Reminds me of a chucklesome incident while holidaying in France with some German friends.

There was a huge and fertile fig tree, sagging with the most succulent fruit imaginable. One gay morning, only a little hungover, I asked an attractive young lady if she'd care for a fig, to which she replied, aghast - "Do I want a fick?" -- Fick being the German for fuck. "No thanks," she answered, a little bit quicker than I thought strictly necessary.

She didn't want a fig either. Bitch! (I'm only kidding, Katja. Watching you trying to go skinny dipping in the shallowest river in France is one of those memories which, I hope, will linger long after I am gray, or indeed, dead and buried...)

Hang about... Murph said something about shagging a German bird once... I hope he didn't use my trash my brilliant "Wanna Fig?" chat up line...

[Ne/Neva Eva]

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:H
Fuck!
Xo

[RudyB]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

okay, so i'm not fully aware of the context, so forgive me if i'm outta fuckin line here, but Ig, c'mon. you tell us yankees that we know how to fuck up the queen's english, but, before you spit at us... you gotta learn the apostrophe rules: use an apostrophe to indicate possession or contraction, but DO NOT use it when making ANYTHING plural. and i quote, roughly: "leave it to american's to fuck up the queen's english"; why would you put an apostrophe there, in 'american's'? was it absentmindedness? was it ignorance of the king or queen's english? i am an apostrophe nazi, forgive me. but watch what you say about we who were born on this side of the pond. ...that said, you know i don't really care about any of this bollocks, and you know i'm joking, i hope. just having fun like alla the restayall here on this thread. and btw, i never remember where the period or semicolon goes when a quote is involved. so, shocker of shockers, i'm not perfect either. just sayin'.

[RudyB]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

also, Ig, i read that reasearch, too, about cursing actually being good for the health. i FEEL that to be true. i always feel better after i say FUCK. today i used it accidentally w one of my students. fortunately he is brilliantly fucking cool, and probably won't tattle, as i think he took it as a mark of solidarity. that said, i am going to try to curse less w my students. (not student's); i need my fucking job!

[Murphyx]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

OK, fuck it, I've gotta go along with fuck and this is what sealed it for me:

Isolde;1113771 wrote: Fuckity-fuck-fuck-fuck! :nanner:

:H

But I just can not accept Ne's "wanna fuck?" example. Has anyone, male or female, ever successfully used that line? Well, I'm pretty sure it wouldn't go down too well over here, but I'm really not sure about you lot of slack-jawed, road-kill eating, banjo players. :H

Rudy, I'm with you on the apostrophe. It's one of my pet fuckin' peeves too.


FUCK Y'ALL!!!!

[Seethepony]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

Apostrophe Nazis -- good name for a band...

[Bminor]

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I just had a root canal... FUCK!!

[moglor]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

I'm a fan of the old texas-style "Fuck All Y'all."

[Murphyx]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

Seethepony;1113818 wrote: Reminds me of a chucklesome incident while holidaying in France with some German friends.

There was a huge and fertile fig tree, sagging with the most succulent fruit imaginable. One gay morning, only a little hungover, I asked an attractive young lady if she'd care for a fig, to which she replied, aghast - "Do I want a fick?" -- Fick being the German for fuck. "No thanks," she answered, a little bit quicker than I thought strictly necessary.

She didn't want a fig either. Bitch! (I'm only kidding, Katja. Watching you trying to go skinny dipping in the shallowest river in France is one of those memories which, I hope, will linger long after I am gray, or indeed, dead and buried...)

Hang about... Murph said something about shagging a German bird once... I hope he didn't use my trash my brilliant "Wanna Fig?" chat up line...

Pony, you paint a marvellously vivid picture of the German filly naked in the river. It's almost as though I'm there, standing by your side...well, not exactly by your side, probably nearby in the bushes, with a camera in my hand and my trousers around my ankles.

[RudyB]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

so many times in my teaching day i want to use that fucking perfect expletive fucking fuckity fuck. so many times. variations that i've found i might squeak by with (so long as no administrator is present), include: friggin and frickin. i find myself wanting MORE than i get by saying those. is that a sign that i'm an addict? i can find a connection.

meanwhile, i LOVE the word 'chucklesome', as used by you, pony. i shall employ it in my happier moments.

thank you.