Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

[RudyB]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

funny, murph, that you should mention the attempts at skinny dipping in a shallow river. i just had a 6 year old attempting same here at my place. her efforts were valiant, and her marvelous character shall remain an indelible memory, though maybe not in quite the same way.

btw, who's katja?

[Lo0p]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

Murphyx;1113845 wrote: But I just can not accept Ne's "wanna fuck?" example. Has anyone, male or female, ever successfully used that line?

[Lo0p]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

ignominious;1112701 wrote: I'd get beheaded if either the King or Queen heard that I'd used the 'b' word and their title in the same sentence!

ignominious;1112671 wrote: You American's can murder the Queen's English!

Murphyx;1113845 wrote: Rudy, I'm with you on the apostrophe. It's one of my pet fuckin' peeves too.

Ig, you could say whatever the fuckin' bollocks you'd want to about the Queen (or President for that matter) over here, but we'd most certainly decapitate you for that misplaced apostrophe.

[ignominious]

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RudyB;1113833 wrote: Ig, ... you gotta learn the apostrophe rules

Fucking so sorry Miss. for fucking fuck's sake :bow

[Isolde]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

Rudy, Murph, and Lo0p, I'm with all y'all (shout out, Mog!). Hard-fucking-core apostrophe Nazi. I damn near crashed my car yesterday while I was driving to work because I saw a sign for a business that said (I shit you not), "Costume's Etc.". The NAME of the actual business was wrong! You would think someone somewhere along the line would have caught that prior to putting up the sign on the store front!
ARGH!!!

That simultaneously tanned my hide AND got my panties in a bunch!

Apostrophe Nazis, UNITE! :h

[ignominious]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

Anyway you're all talking a load of bollocks because its not your language ya know. English spoken by Englishpeople ... get it. Bunch of fuckwits. . Just sayin'

[moglor]

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Everything I know about the Queen's English I learned from Dr. Who and The Young Ones. Also, Australians. ;-)

[ignominious]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

When I was in Japan I had to teach American English from a book.

"Would you like a cup of coffee?"
To which the answer was
"Sure"

WHAT! No, thanks or please. You're not doing me a fuckin' favor you know. Maybe I'll rephrase that, "Would you like a cup of coffee or a smack in the chops, you arrogant, insolent, ingrate!"

I've relaxed a lot since those days

[Murphyx]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

Murphyx;1113845 wrote:
But I just can not accept Ne's "wanna fuck?" example. Has anyone, male or female, ever successfully used that line? Lo0p;1113932 wrote:

Had you known him long? :H

[Seethepony]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

"When I was in Japan I had to teach American English from a book.

"Would you like a cup of coffee?"
To which the answer was
"Sure"
Ig, "Sure" will one day look like pure poetry when the answer in the text book is further modernised to "Fuck yeah!"

Had you known him long?

Tee-hee!

[ignominious]

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OMG!! What's the world coming to?lease:

And where's that 2nd quote from?

[Ne/Neva Eva]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

Hmmm. Lots of gratuitous effs around here. I'm a fan of gratuitousness in most things (except violence) but it all becomes rather banal if abused. (reference any Tarantino flick to bac that up!)
Is, I'm thinking that the guy's name was Costume. Ergo costume's etc. Would be entirely appropriate. Because noone would be so silly as to start a business w such an egregious mistake, right?

Speaking of which has anyone ever enjoyed the grammatical mistakes on Asian imports? Esp tshitts? Could it just be me?

I'm on my phone in the middle of nowhere w a lousy Internet connection. Anyone who gets knickers knotted over grammar/spelling/punctuation can eff off. (seems to me too that you ppl think ya gotta be a wordy to post. Whatevs.)

Also, dear murph, if I or any other warm blooded woman said wanna fuck I'm pretty sure we'd get laid. Unless the guy prefers sheep. Just sayin.

[Ne/Neva Eva]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

Is anyone playing over in newbies nest in my abscense or are you all just having a fuck fest over here? Pls insert appropriate emoticon or expletive here. Xxoo

[Evan the Pool Boy]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

Murphyx;1114004 wrote: Had you known him long? :H

My take on it is in this post here: https://www.mywayout.org/community/f2...ml#post1105441

Love ya Lo0pers, just sayin'...

[Murphyx]

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Evan the Pool Boy;1114094 wrote:
Love ya Lo0pers, just sayin'...

That's weird, I thought you were Loop.