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    Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

    OK, the apostrophe debate has gone on long enough and is now starting to bore my tits off. So for fuck's sake let's move on...or should that be "for fucks' sake"? Have we pluralised the noun "fuck" or are we appealing on behalf of a single fuck?

    Bollocks! Now I'm really boring myself. No more apostrophic silliness, purleaaaase.

    The unexamined life is not worth living

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      Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

      God, I used to come here for a laugh. What's happened ? Just watching Spooks....best british drama. and there have been some great ones. Murph you have posted some dreadful posts about me.....just thought you might like to apologise about it..........no worries mate......I just responded . You had a go at UK Blonde,a long time ago, which I thought was uncalled for and said so. Your reply was , in my opinion, rude, to say the least. Yes I do get on here drunk and angry but funnily enough my intuition is usually spot on. Once again, truce? But not from a patronising place. I don't want advice about baclofen but I do want a certain respect, drunk or not, that everybody's contribution here is worthy of consideration. Actually I just changed my mind about that. When people post drunk on here they are not worthy of respect, but certainly some sort of understanding.


      Missy

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        Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

        Two days in one of the loneliest places in the country--with my parents on the Eastern Shore of Maryland, one of the few places left in my universe without WiFi (gasp)--I come bac and this place is more quiet than a church on Monday. (Though come to think of it, how would I know? Maybe Mondays are secret churchy type meetings full of joy and noise... but wait, do I digress?)

        I GOT IT! My favorite british-ism. Second only to sorry-shaved-sheep shagger. BUGGER!!!

        Bugger off
        He's buggered
        He got buggered

        Not sure how else to use it?

        That's buggeroo, Dude! (in my lonely world)

        I got buggered by the bugger in the mother-buggered jalopy over there. We were both buggered at the time so it sucked. Bugger.

        hmmm. Does bugger have the connotation of being f*ed specifically from, um, behind? 'Cause then I recuse myself from the last sentence. But I have been royally screwed (take it how you'd like) by buggers with jalopies instead of cars who didn't deserve my time/energy/thought. And yeah, it sucked. (come to think of it I can no longer remember their names...A NEW bac SE? I think so. Erases old lovers and past fuckers from the memory. God. That in itself is worth 340mg!)

        We're all drunk when we post here, at some point. No harm no foul. It's what we do/did best. Follow the laughter, folks. It's where I want to be anyway.

        Hope it is or has been a great day for everyone!
        :l
        Ne

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          Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

          beatle;1114461 wrote: Fuck, this thread is enough to make me write Fuck, and post here, too, for fuck's sake.Don't know why it makes me giggle when beatle uses fuck. I know the woman. She's not in the least bit church-y. (But you measure your words and when you write fuck it makes me giggle. :H)

          beatle;1114461 wrote: Fuck is the world we all love peace


          Somehow I think it makes sense.
          It makes TOTAL sense. And I want the hankie that says Shit on it.

          I'm very bored and procrastinating. Where the hell is everybody? sheesh. Off to put down the rug then. sheesh.

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            Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

            Hello Ne and everyone. I am trying to build a gazebo and most of the parts are missing. So I will be gone for the next 500 years.

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              Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

              Neva,

              You are on a roll! I of course had to look up "bugger" and here is what I found:

              bug?ger 1 (bgr, bg-)
              n.
              1. Vulgar Slang A sodomite.
              2. Slang A contemptible or disreputable person.
              3. Slang A fellow; a chap: "He's a silly little bugger, then" (John le Carr?).
              v. bug?gered, bug?ger?ing, bug?gers Vulgar Slang
              v.intr.
              To practice sodomy.
              v.tr.
              1. To practice sodomy with.
              2. To damn.
              Phrasal Verb:
              bugger off

              Perfect for this thread :H

              I love the Eastern shore. I lived in Crownsville outside of Annapolis for 8 years.
              I loved Ocean City and miss it tremendously.

              Keep us smiling today :l

              Love ya,
              Lady

              Sorry Pony, cross posted
              The hardest arithmetic to master is that which enables us to count our blessings.

              *Don't look where you fall, look why you slipped*

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                Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

                Karen, so sorry. Grief is such a bitch. Memories are so hard. Trying so hard can be so world wearying. Loneliness is a silent heart breaker.

                Missy xxx

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                  Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

                  My favourite use of the word "bugger" was a Not The Nine O'clock News sketch in the early 80s set in the wings of the theatre during a performance of Roman's In Britain. One Roman soldier said to the other "well I'll be buggered if I'm going on there tonight".

                  Of course I realise that if you don't know what Not The Nine O'clock News is or you aren't familiar with the play Roman's in Britain, or if you don't understand the nuanced different uses of the word "bugger" then that makes no sense to you. But I don't care. So there. :H

                  The unexamined life is not worth living

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                    Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

                    Murphyx;1114697 wrote:
                    Of course I realise that if you don't know what Not The Nine O'clock News is or you aren't familiar with the play Roman's in Britain, or if you don't understand the nuanced different uses of the word "bugger" then that makes no sense to you. But I don't care. So there. :H
                    I do'nt have time to spend all day looking up you're silly references. (ouch) Speak English, will you please? And only references to The Daily Show for tv, NPR for news and NO theater at all. Who the f goes to the theater?

                    missyabby1;1114696 wrote:
                    Karen, so sorry. Grief is such a bitch. Memories are so hard. Trying so hard can be so world wearying. Loneliness is a silent heart breaker.

                    Missy xxx
                    Thanks, Missy. But, nah, I'm not carrying that around too much atm. (husband helps a great deal. He knows my folks are nutty. Nutty little buggers they are.)
                    Mostly their just a pain. (ew)
                    Rugs still rolled up, ftr. bout time you peeps showed up. (Take a lesson, ponyboy. If you ignore it, itll go away.) (painful)

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                      Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

                      Sorry Ne, obviously got the wrong message. (not unknown). Glad to hear hubby is taking care of you and you AOK. Nutty parents and all!

                      missy xx

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                        Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

                        No worries, Missy! It is overwhelming how often I miss the point around here. I just go with it, now. It used to send me into paroxysms of panic and palpitations in perpetuity.

                        Lushy, my dearest, I love the eastern shore, too. Funny that you know it. They call it the "slower shore" where we are (lower shore) because it takes so damn long to get anything done. But they haven't been to Mexico. Because no one on the lower shore leaves the lower shore. They believe they need a passport to cross the Bay Bridge to the "mainland." It's so damn conservative it makes where I live (an hour from the capitol of the confedaracy) look like the last liberal stronghold. The buggering buggers. (sodomizing sodomites. THAT's funny!)
                        (I'm joking here, brits. It's about as metropolitan a country-side as you can get on the East Coast. It's only 50 miles (look up the km) to Washington DC, if that puts it into perspective.)


                        (lordy, I need to go finish the damn rug, don't I???)

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                          Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

                          [QUOTE=Ne/Neva Eva;1114711]No worries, Missy! It is overwhelming how often I miss the point around here. I just go with it, now. It used to send me into paroxysms of panic and palpitations in perpetuity.

                          Me too Neva

                          Have a great day everyone! Beautiful sunny day here in the 70's and I'm working :-(

                          No matter what; I love everyone helping each other here:hug:

                          Gotta work!

                          Lady
                          The hardest arithmetic to master is that which enables us to count our blessings.

                          *Don't look where you fall, look why you slipped*

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                            Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

                            howdy all!
                            IS and IG ! i do get you two confused cause of the start-letter I. When people capitalize letters, it sends me into a tailspin, and if two names start w the same capital letter, even worse! Is, i do have a story behind my lack of capitalization, it's called laziness, but with a history. in high school, twice i dropped out of typing class because study hall was more fun. so i never really mastered the art. as a result, the pinkies to the shift key well-coordinated with the required capitalization just slows me down, interrupts the flow. thanks so much for giving me a chance in spite of my imperfections. and i do hope it was you who mentioned this, not murph or ig. i mean Ig. do you think maybe i should try and push myself a little, use that shift key? if it would lend more credence to my words, i'll do it. and i do capitalize when it seems important. maybe i've undervalued my readers here? doubt it.

                            Lady Lush, i am just playin. and i will stop with the carrot. the joke had its run. i am far from perfect, as you can see.

                            Murph, i am hereby humbled. i missed the irony in (whose?) use of 'humour'.

                            Pony, good luck with your gazebo. your mention of it made me giggle.

                            NE, what's up with the rug? are you making one or just trying to put one down on a floor? do tell.

                            Okay everyone, have a great saturday. i'm out to plant a garden, if i can find the trowel (that one's for you STP).

                            as for bac, i've just gone up to 30 mg/day and felt a bit nauseous earlier. thought i'd puke when i dropped my son off w his father. just what i don't need: another thing for him to be suspicious or judge me about. good news is, i didn't puke. the waves of vomitishness passed. phew.

                            oh, also, more importantly, inspired by this thread, i texted a 'friend' -those not-apostrophes are for you, murph- asking "you wanna fuck?" he said yes, but it remains to happen.

                            xoxo rudy

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                              Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

                              I might as well be crocheting it from spider silk for all the progress I'm making.

                              Bummer about the bac. How you gonna ameliorate that?

                              Yay about the friend. I hope taking the bull by the horn pays off, and soon. And often if you get that fun SE. just sayin'

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                                Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

                                ok, ne, so you're crocheting the rug? good to have crafts to keep our hands busy, huh?
                                i myself want to keep my hands busy stroking human flesh. since about 6 months ago i've wanted sex more than ever. my marriage was basically sexless as i couldn't stand the guy, now i'm swinging totally the other way. i've assumed that it was just that cliche about forty-something women who can't get enough shaggin, but now i'm noticing that, since bac, my randiness has amped up considerably. hmmm. fun stuff. i'll have to keep a good supply of men who do wanna fuck on hand. fuckin is better than drinkin!
                                xoxo always glad to find you on here, karen. besitos.
                                r

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