Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

[Murphyx]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

tawnyfrog;1126393 wrote: Could they stop sending them now, please? We're full.

Lol, the tables have now turned; the Brits are desperate to emigrate to Oz. But fortunately you send us thousands of nubile young women for us to oggle behind the bars in our pubs. For that I am very grateful.

[Murphyx]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

redhead77;1126239 wrote: Why don't you call it erotic literature? I don?t think this could really be described as literature; each scene begins with ?A handsome Welshman enters the room/sauna/jacuzzi/farm and ends in a very messy crescendo.


redhead77;1126239 wrote: I know I'm more than a day late here, but did I miss something? Were the pics you considered pornographic, the ones of her in the flag bikini? And the few others that showed her a bit scantily clad, but hardly naked? Had you already edited what I saw? I'm just confused as to what the problem is (was). I couldn't really get on here to express myself. I LMAO when I originally saw it. I don't think the moderators should have a problem with your thread. If people don't want to go on here, they shouldn't. As long as you don't post pics that aren't PC on other people's threads, what would the problem be?

As far as I know there have been no complaints about that post, nor have the moderators contacted me regarding it. It?s a more general point. I think it crossed the line of decency and appropriate behaviour for this forum. These lines have become blurred for me lately, as have boundaries in general. I blame bac, perhaps that?s justified, perhaps not, but I have to be more aware of my altered, sober, emotional state and observe my self-defined boundaries.

Now, enough of this navel-gazing old pony and back to jokes about tits.

Oh yes, btw I don?t know if you Americans realised it but ?Pony? is Cockney rhyming slang. Can anyone work it out?

Sorry Pony. :H

[beatle]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

Murphyx;1126387 wrote: It was the expected response of one of the peasant class in the presence of someone from a higher class. By failing to do so, they didn't acknowledge the supremacy of the class structure, on which all of our religious, administrative and legal bodies were based. If the peasantry were to ignore the class structure en masse, the whole house of cards would come tumbling down, so they were removed. Actually, it could be argued sending them to Australia was probably a much kinder sentence than the alternative of sending them to the American colonies as slaves, where death from disease was a virtual certainty.
Murphyx;1126397 wrote: Lol, the tables have now turned; the Brits are desperate to emigrate to Oz. But fortunately you send us thousands of nubile young women for us to oggle behind the bars in our pubs. For that I am very grateful.

These explanations, and all the others (like the Kennedy part) are very humorous, and would be even funnier if they weren't so true.

Thanks for putting a comical spin on it all, Murph. (In typical Murph fashion.) Very funny (as in strange and ironic funny) about Brits anxious to move to Oz. Didn't know about this, though it doesn't surprise me. It shows that sometimes the Brits can be practical :H

[Murphyx]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

beatle;1126409 wrote: These explanations, and all the others (like the Kennedy part) are very humorous, and would be even funnier if they weren't so true.

Thanks for putting a comical spin on it all, Murph. (In typical Murph fashion.) Very funny (as in strange and ironic funny) about Brits anxious to move to Oz. Didn't know about this, though it doesn't surprise me. It shows that sometimes the Brits can be practical :H

Yeah, I think it's because we're just so over-crowded now. We're the most densely populated country in Europe, apart from Belguim. For instance France has the same population as UK, but twice the land mass. Apart from inward migration (which I personally consider a positive thing in many ways, but most other Brits would disagree), successive governments have offered financial incentives for the inhabitants to reproduce. Bugger the fact that Global Population Growth is the cause of of virtually all the world's ills, just so long as we keep the country nice and white, that's what they consider important.

The other reason most Brits want out, is the weather. Global Climate Change has resulted in warmer, but cloudier summers so now we have 9 months overcast and 3 glorious months of sun in the Spring. Summer has arrived and it's grey and gloomy out there. So the sunny climes of Oz call, especially as its an English speaking country and the Brits are notorious for not bothering to learn a foreign language, but these days its quite difficult for a Brit to emigrate there.

BTW, even though it's cloudy most of the time, there has been a marked reduction in the amount of rainfall. Where I live in East Anglia, it's classed as a semi-arid area, and we haven't had any substantial rain since January. Cloudy, but no rain, talk about lack of fruition. The clouds must be so frustrated.:H

[Ne/Neva Eva]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

Huh?

How did this beloved thread end up on page 2??

French, are you around? Will you add your thoughts to this thread when you have a minute?

https://www.mywayout.org/community/f2...fen-47958.html

Murphy, you're neglecting your home. Hope it's for good reason. Fortunately you're still cracking me up (meaning I'm laughing, not losing my marbles :H) on the other threads.

And if you don't stop erasing stuff we're all going to be a bit put out.

xo
Ne

[Murphyx]

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Ne/Neva Eva;1127460 wrote:
And if you don't stop erasing stuff we're all going to be a bit put out.

I'm systematically working my way through all my posts and erasing anything that could possibly offend anyone. My posts are starting to look very short indeed.

Also I've heard someone is trying to steal my posts and use them for their own ends and that must be prevented. :H

[beatle]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

Murphyx;1127502 wrote: I'm systematically working my way through all my posts and erasing anything that could possibly offend anyone. My posts are starting to look very short indeed.

Also I've heard someone is trying to steal my posts and use them for their own ends and that must be prevented. :H

I hope this is a joke, Murph. If you edit your posts to take out anything that is offensive, you will cease to be the funniest man in the world. And then I will have to go back and edit my posts by removing all references to you being the funniest man in the world. Please don't make me do that.

[RudyB]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

did someone say something that made you cower? i'm wondering if i should delete posts about my ex. i fear i've given enough info about myself that somehow it might get back to him if some local lurker (are you out there?) wants to stir things up. that would end our friendship in a heartbeat. please advise.

[Murphyx]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

No, I was only kidding...sort of.

[Ne/Neva Eva]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

HOLY CRAP PEOPLE!

Murphy was referring to me. Because I write. and I told him I was going to steal his jokes. Which I am. Because he's fucking funny.

Your Ex and his people will never never never find you here.

The lurkers? (helllloooooo, my friends!) They're a bunch of drunks just like us. They are looking for help. Some of them are finding it. Even on this godforesaken thread. I don't know about the quotes and the comma. I've got a problem with periods and elipses. Or whatever. () those things. oops wrong thread. lol

[Ne/Neva Eva]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

Notice that she said cower. That you were cowering. As in you might be being a bit of a coward. Say fuck. Repeatedly. Everyone will be okay and the world will be right again.

[RudyB]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

great news peeps! i shall let gay dogs lie with their ugly boyfriends.

[RudyB]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

oh yeah, karen, you asked somewhere about the use of lay and lie. (you used one and then questioned it.) you use lay as in when a chicken lays an egg. you lie down. you lay your head down on a pillow. so, if you're telling a dog -or a man- to lie down, you say "lie down!" in an emphatic tone, and hope he does what you say.

murph, i notice you're putting apostrophes in 'it's' where they don't belong. with 'it' you use an apostrophe when making an contraction with 'is', but not for possession. i know, it's a lot to keep track of, but you need to know this if you're going to post on my thread.

my question stands about the comma and quotes or inverted commas. still holding out hope that one of our editors will enlighten. i know a lot, but not everything!

[Ne/Neva Eva]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

ur funny

[Murphyx]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

Ne/Neva Eva;1127720 wrote:

ur funnyOr to put it another way "annoyingly pedantic" . Yes Rudy, I know the possessive form of 'it' and 'your' aren't apostrophised; if I did apostrophise them then it was an error borne of haste not ignorance.

Rudy the Trapezing Pedant wrote: i know a lot, but not everything!

I know I shouldn't, but my fragile ego demands that I not let even the slightest of perceived sleights go undefended. Rudy, does the comma go before or after the closing quotation mark? Talking of quotation marks, can you tell me the difference between the double and single forms?

There, now I've done that I can rest easy. My ego, though bruised, isn't permanently damaged and my penis is no longer shrunken to the size of an acorn and can once more grow to it's regular, enormous proportions and I am ready to take the world on once more.

God, but I'm a sad tw*t.