Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

[Murphyx]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

Rudy, you asked on your thread how one posts a youtube video. I'm replying here in order to deflect any kerfuffle that my reply may cause the few gentle souls who seem to feel the need to complain about my posts.

Just copy the url, in your reply press the 'insert link' button (the one that looks like a globe with the chain below it (www + link, clever eh?)) and paste your url in the box that appears. Then you will be left with something like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_71wNsOuagY[/video]]YouTube - ‪dance laddie dance!‬‏
That's actually a scammer who I convinced to make a video of himself before I'd send him the wads of cash he thought he'd conned out of me. If anyone is easily offended don't click on it, or click on it if you want and then you can be all a riled, and breathless with indignation you can mutter things like "dagnabbit" under your breath while you write your letter of complaint.

I'm pretty sure people who don't say 'fuck' or 'bollocks' or 'wanker' or 'cock' and find it deeply offensive to even read someone else saying such words and would have absolute conniptions if they were to read a sentence such as "bollocks to you, you fucking, cock-headed wanker", use words such as 'dagnabbit' in their place. Personally, I agree with their concerns and you'll find no such profanity on this thread dag-fucking-nabbit.

[Murphyx]

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Rudy, I have to apologise. Having re-read my earlier post I realise it sounds unpleasant to say the least. I honestly didn?t mean it in that way. I was attempting to be jokey and friendly, but I fear I failed miserably. If I had said it to you face to face, I would have ended with a wink, a big grin and a matey tap on the shoulder. Except probably not the tap on the shoulder; I?m British and we don?t touch people unless we?ve known them for at least 20 years, unless we?re having sex with them that is, but then we make sure we never look each other in the eye during the act and the gentleman always tips his hat afterwards.

I wrote this in Word because I?m fed up with losing posts and I actually wrote ?Tips hi shat? and Word didn?t do the red squiggly line under ?shat?, which is really of great concern. How often do people actually use the word ?shat? in correspondence I wonder.

Anyway, although I wouldn?t ordinarily touch a stranger, I used to play Rugby and that sport involves more physical contact than any other. And with strangers to boot! And as a Forward, the contact was of the most intimate variety. It was quite normal not only to find oneself at the bottom of a ?ruck? with a number of other players lying on top, but it was frequently the case that one of them would have his hand, face, knee or foot in contact with one?s nether regions. Now, to an outsider this may seem rather homoerotic but I can assure you there is nothing erotic about having your wedding tackle stamped on by 300 pound Neanderthal cuboid. Nor is it homo. But that, I?m sure, goes without saying.

Errr, anyhoo, where was I? Yes! My apology. I am sorry. And that is the last time I will apologise on this thread. I would go back and edit the post in the hope you hadn?t already seen it, but thanks to a couple of emails I received today from friends (one of whom is a brand new friend:l ) I won?t be editing any more of my posts.

So, soz.:l

[Ne/Neva Eva]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

I read this post in Bio. (yes, bio 101 does not require my full attention. I still got 110 on my quiz. So there.)
I got in trouble because I guffawed. I almost read it to the class. The part about homoeroticism and wedding tackle.
I am officially sworn off of Murphy's thread, and his posts, during business hours. Again. Finally. :yippee:

[bleep]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

You got 110, but out of what?

[Murphyx]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

I was wondering that. Is it one of those every child's a winner. You all get a star today. No child left behind type of schools?

Hee hee hee, I'm so naughty.

[RudyB]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

murph, what are you talking about? which post was rude? has someone, again i ask, made you cower? you're safe with me, mate!

[RudyB]

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oh yeah, murph, i just read the post you're apologizing for. well a big howdy-fuck-you-too! but i really don't care. as you said, i need to get out more. perhaps if i did i wouldn't care so much about punctuation.

and why the tw*t? why not just say twot? TWOT TWOT TWOT! what the fuck's gotten into you?!

[Ne/Neva Eva]

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I am so mortally offended I think I might ... dunno. can't think of anything funny.

I will say that any youtube video where I have to verify my maturity in order to watch is much too, ahem mature (???) for me. I didn't and won't ever watch it. Because honestly, what people will do for money shames me. And I'm not talking about fucking. That's not shameful, even though I'm American and pretty much a prude (NOT prune. don't go there.)
sooooo...
Can we get back to punctuation? Because that was funny! yeeeehaw, dagnabbit.

It was out of a 100 points. I'm a suck up so I got the extra credit right. Plus, I only got a 90 on the first quiz and that really pissed me off. So now I'm simply perfect. (but who didn't know that? if only... WTF-ever.)

And yes, it is a little bit of 'everyone gets a gold star.' Except the chick who sits next to me got a 60. I'm pretty sure she's not paying for the class. 'cause if she were paying for it, she might open a book, and stop wasting everyone's time and someone else's money. Not that I give a shit. I just need a 4.0. I figure the 3.2s are less competition that way. What else would you like to know about my riveting life?

I think it's spelled twat. Which is offensive. I would never write that word. Ever. Except to correct the know-it-all. (kidding, RudyB. Bring it woman! :h)

[Seethepony]

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How often do people actually use the word “shat” in correspondence I wonder.

A lot, if you're William Shatner...

[Murphyx]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

Ne/Neva Eva;1128247 wrote:
I think it's spelled twat. Which is offensive. I would never write that word. Ever. Except to correct the know-it-all. (kidding, RudyB. Bring it woman! :h)

OK, I have a story to tell about that word, which even I would NEVER write (lorks a lordy, Ne!). But that will have to wait till tomorrow because I am absolutely cream crackered. Earlier I fell asleep while Mrs Murph was talking at, oops I mean to, me. She assumed it was due to the baclofen (or "baclo-thing" as she called it). I disabused her of that misconception and expressed my belief that it would most likely have happened regardless of the baclo-thing. She wasn't impressed and now I am both needing to go a kip pronto and sporting a stinging left ear. I must go now because I noticed in my MWO email notifications that someone was talking about boobs and I need to track that post down.

[Murphyx]

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Seethepony;1128270 wrote: A lot, if you're William Shatner...

Pony, you're talking pony. Haaaa, did you see what I did there? Huh? Didya, huh?

[RudyB]

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oh my god u both have me feeling like a shit for using that word and for spelling it wrong! more later, promise.

[Murphyx]

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I think you probably spelt it phonetically, after all you're not exactly going to see it written very often.

We pronounce it with the A.

I don't know why the fuck I'm discussing the correct spelling and pronunciation of the word 'tw*t'.

Time for bed.

[redhead77]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

I'm not sure what the big deal is regarding proper written grammar. Who gives a shit? We are not in class. You guys are going to scare any newbies away. People will have fear to post because their not perfect. I'm getting scared to post. Why the craziness with this?

[Murphyx]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

redhead77;1128413 wrote: I'm not sure what the big deal is regading proper written grammar. Who gives a shit? We are not in class. You guys are going to scare any newbies away. People will have fear to post, because their not perfect. I'm getting scared to post. Why the craziness with this?

Neither I nor Rudy are criticising anyone else's grammar, just each other's and only light heartedly so don't get all upset. The only spelling error that has been pointed out was of the word 'tw*t' and whether the * was replacing an A or an O and for the life of me I have no idea why the feck we are discussing that. But that's just one of the strange rambling digressions that occur from time to time.

BTW I spotted 3 grammatical errors and a spelling mistake in that post Red. C minus for you young lady.

Sorry, I couldn't resist.