Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

[RudyB]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

i take not one whit of it seriously. it's fun for me. newbies, be not afraid. evidently my morality is in question here, as i have used that horrible word. but i'm still posting away.

and using such a horrible word -for me- undermines its power a bit. i'm gonna use it 'cause it means nothing. woman-bashing anything is empty and fearful and carries no weight. but if i've offended anyone on any level, i do apologize most sincerely. what is my fun might be someone else's hurt, but that's the risk we take by saying stuff here. it's part of what makes this a safe place, imho; being able to freely self-express is very valuable. not meaning to be defensive -and certainly not meaning to be offensive. just, yep, expressin' meself. keepin it light and keepin it real, folks!

[Murphyx]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

You complain about apostrophes but still you're not capitalising? Ay caramba!

[RudyB]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

i've already explained that, so shush up. if anyone here missed it and would like justification, fine, i'll explain again. just let me know. typing doesn't come easily for me.

[bleep]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

I never saw the explanation, but then I started doing it and there isn't any need to explain it further. It's a much easier way to type, I wish I had the social courage to follow suite, but alas, I am too far indoctrinated to do it any other than Rudy's thread.

[tawnyfrog]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

Archy couldn't operate the shift key either. He had no problems talking to Mehitabel ...

[Murphyx]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

I don't remember that. There's a reason for non-capitalisation?

[tawnyfrog]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

In 1916, Marquis introduced Archy, a fictional cockroach, into his daily newspaper column at The New York Evening Sun. Archy (whose name was always written in lower case in the book titles, but was upper case when Marquis would write about him in narrative form) was a cockroach who had been a free verse poet in a previous life, and took to writing stories and poems on an old typewriter at the newspaper office when everyone in the building had left. Archy would climb up onto the typewriter and hurl himself at the keys, laboriously typing out stories of the daily challenges and travails of a cockroach. Archy's best friend was Mehitabel, an alley cat. The two of them shared a series of day-to-day adventures that made satiric commentary on daily life in the city during the 1910s and 1920s.
Because he was a cockroach, Archy was unable to operate the shift key on the typewriter (he jumped on each key to type; since using shift requires two keys to be pressed simultaneously, he physically could not use capitals), and so all of his verse was written without capitalization or punctuation. (Writing in his own persona, though, Marquis always used correct capitalization and punctuation. As E. B. White wrote in his introduction to The Lives and Times of Archy and Mehitabel, it would be incorrect to conclude that, "because Don Marquis's cockroach was incapable of operating the shift key of a typewriter, nobody else could operate it.")
There was at least one point in which Archy happened to jump onto the shift lock key—a chapter titled Capitals at Last (styled as CAPITALS AT LAST).


... my pleasure ...

[bleep]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

Rudy must have only 1 finger, and so can't access the shift key. She clearly is too lazy to use her finger in conjunction with her nose, or cunning combinations of Caps lock and other keys.

[Murphyx]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

Oh God, she's crippled. I feel terrible now as I bet Rudy does. I'm so sorry if my tactlessness upset you. Don't cry please. Dry your eyes...or maybe just dab them with your one finger.

[Ne/Neva Eva]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

Tawnyfrog comes out brilliant!

Nice.

poor rubyd :boohoo:

[bleep]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

It's terrible, and she never told us, all this time. What a trooper. Unwrapping the baclofen must be next to impossible. It makes the trapeze even more incredible!

[Murphyx]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

At least it doesn't interfere with her sex life.

[bleep]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

But explains why she didn't fully understand the reference to going blind. Sort of.

[Murphyx]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

Ne/Neva Eva;1128247 wrote:
I will say that any youtube video where I have to verify my maturity in order to watch is much too, ahem mature (???) for me. I didn't and won't ever watch it. Because honestly, what people will do for money shames me.

Oh shit, I didn't realise that one had been flagged and 'age restricted'. Well his junk does fall out of his panties at one point so fair enough.

This one is much tamer and funnier:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7W9gZWwPpA[/video]]YouTube - ‪Michael Henry Senegalese Pervert‬‏

Trust me.

[redhead77]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

Murphyx;1128425 wrote:
BTW I spotted 3 grammatical errors and a spelling mistake in that post Red. C minus for you young lady.

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

At least I passed. I can't be good at everything! :H