Hi Murph,
Sounds like you are turning into something of a ninja. Albeit a ninja hindered by the wheelbarrow he needs to transport his preposterous wedding tackle.
You'll be delighted to know I too ended up in hospital one night, many many moons ago. I had been drinking (dah-dah!) and thought it would be a good idea to smash a bottle over my head to impress the ladies. They were so impressed they called an ambulance, and I spent the next hour or so having bits of class pulled out the side of my skull. I think I'd intended to get laid that night but bottling myself was a good consolation prize... Anyway, I know what Mike Skinner's talking about when he "sings" Don't Mug Yerself. Cos I've done it literally and uh, whatever the opposite of literally is. Illiterately.
Whatevah...
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