Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

[Murphyx]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

ignominious;1145752 wrote: Murph who's the cause of your malaise.

I am. The insight provided by others has helped prod me towards a fuller understanding of fuckedupitude and how to overcome it.

[RudyB]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

curly, dr L will probably talk to you when you call. he'll be quick, but he doesn't have a waiting list. lucky you! do glad you got your bac!

[bleep]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

I see you have settled on fuckedupitude. Well, whatever dictionary I'm operating with doesn't recognise it, but mine is up to shit anyway, and wants to disallow the "u" in every other word. Up until recently in this thread, it never even occurred to me to change it, so thanks for this thread Murph. It is casting light across terrain where previously darkness reigned supreme. I have just changed my spellchecker to English - United Kingdom, so my days of woe are hopefully over. No more will z's cry out to be inserted in words they have no place being. u's are in!

Good luck Curly, with whatever method you choose! I think you'll be surprised at how well you handle it this time around.

[Murphyx]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

Dude, why English UK? Why not English Zimbabwe? I told you Zim English was a variant of BE; I've just checked on my 'puter and it's an option. Fuck alone knows what the difference is though.

[bleep]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

I never saw the option, and as you point out, there doesn't seem to be a difference, so it's not worth investigating further. I like to fool myself that I have more important things to do with my time...

[Murphyx]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

I know you all love to read about the strange things that happen when I go to the lavvy, so I feel comfortable sharing this with you.

I?ve upped my dose to 325 in the hope of finally finding a permanent, lasting indifference and a solution to my anxiety issues. I didn?t realise I had any such issues, but Ne and Mrs Murph insist that I do and as they?re both intelligent and insightful women, I could not continue to argue with them. Plus they?re both a bit scary and I just want a quiet life without constant earache. 325 is more than double the dose I originally thought I?d found indifference with, but I?m beginning to think all that keeps happening when I increase my dose, is I find a temporary indifference. This is not a new theory, just a vague thought that has wafted into my brain and will no doubt wonder off soon enough, when it gets bored and lonely. I no longer have any theories because, as you know, I suffer from the brain condition known as fuckedupedness and all of my theories are fleeting, ridiculously self-centred and should be ignored by everyone.

Anyhoo, 325 is uncharted territory for me and the level of somnolence is extreme. I can literally fall asleep at the drop of a hat. Not that I wear a hat, although I probably should because it?s summer and a burnt scalp is a very unpleasant thing indeed. Then again this is England and the summer is of course depressingly cloudy and the chances of burning anything, minimal. But if I were to wear a hat and drop it, I would no doubt fall asleep before it hit the floor.

Yesterday evening I went to the loo and while standing there, draining the snake, I fell asleep. I actually fell asleep, standing, mid-stream, with Mr Happy in my hand. This must be a first. Has any man ever before, in the history of mankind, fallen asleep while having a standing piss?

You?ll be glad to know it was only momentary and I managed to steady myself against the wall (with my free hand, fret ye not) so no floor cleaning was required.

I expect this degree of sleepiness to abate soon ?please God!

[bleep]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

I'm certain I've passed out during the act at some point in my career, but that doesn't count, I don't think.

How's your sleeping on 325? That to me was a huge cause of daytime somnolence, the 2 hour nap I had in the middle of the night obviously wasn't quite enough sleep for me to get by on.

And I know only too well what you mean about theories. I've had several, often contradictory theories running through my head about baclofen. To the point where I am scared to say them aloud, knowing I will disprove them with a later version of another theory. It's terrible, and one of the lesser known SE's of baclofen.

[Bruunhilde]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

Murph, instead of going up and up on bac, have you considered adding NAL instead?

Also, your operation seems to have been a success, judging by your new avatar. I embrace the gay, bi, transgenders among us. Especially the trans, that must be a very very difficult thing to go through. Kudos!

Oh wait, did I just read you still had your snake?

[Murphyx]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

Yeah, I went for the chick-with-a-dick look. Hey best of both worlds right?

[Murphyx]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

Bleep, passing out whilst lashing certainly DOES count. The image it conjures up is hilarious, especially when one considers the potential consequences of being found in such a position. :H

Daytime somnolence is at an all time freakiness, but last night I slept pretty well. from midnight till 5, which by recent standards is not bad at all. Of course I woke 3 times to drink and piss, but that's to be expected. Ho hum!

[Bruunhilde]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

Murph, you'll be amused to know that in California, there were two chains of sporting good stores, one called Chicks (I met the owner, his name actually was Chick). And there's Dicks Sporting Goods.

Guess what, Dicks bought Chicks and there is no more Chicks.

[Lo0p]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

Bruunhilde;1146672 wrote: Murph, you'll be amused to know that in California, there were two chains of sporting good stores, one called Chicks (I met the owner, his name actually was Chick). And there's Dicks Sporting Goods.

Guess what, Dicks bought Chicks and there is no more Chicks.

Must've been before my time. Now all we've got is a bunch of Big 5's and Sports Authorities. But we do have more than our fair share of chicks with dicks!

[Doggygirl]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

Murphyx;1145690 wrote: Possibly about a man in makeup skating on a lake of frozen beer, in winter, with Jayne Torvill, spread eagled in front of him with a vacuum cleaner nozel in one hand, a feather duster in the other and a look of puzzled bewilderment spread across her cheeky face.

Am I right? I amn aren't I? Yeah I am.

Murph, I can't believe my good fortune having my mind read like this...FOR FREE!!!!!! Just to prove you are for real....what color was the feather duster?

I bet if we asked your wife, she would confirm that you fall asleep with your snake in your hand all the time.



DG

[Bruunhilde]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

LOL DG,

and Lo0p, you must be farther north. This acquisition happened a year or two ago. I'd never heard of Chicks or Dicks until I moved close to the border.

[LadyLush]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

"It started with some unwelcome news about a friend and then another friend told me what a failure I was and that everything I thought I’d achieved over the last 5 months meant nothing.
And she was right. I fucked up. I’d fooled myself but not her" ....by Murph

Bruunhilde;1146653 wrote: Murph, instead of going up and up on bac, have you considered adding NAL instead?

Also, your operation seems to have been a success, judging by your new avatar. I embrace the gay, bi, transgenders among us. Especially the trans, that must be a very very difficult thing to go through. Kudos!

Oh wait, did I just read you still had your snake?

Shit Bruun!

Now we know the truth. His friend is his alter ego!

LL:l