Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

[Lo0p]

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Murphyx;1147976 wrote: Hey, it's actually like Lo0p's love handles, it may look soft but really it's hard as steel. And boyfriends love to hold on to it. OK, I may have pushed the analogy too far there.

No, they are hard. If your cock is that hard I, for one, would be impressed.

One wouldn't even need opposable thumbs to grab my love handles. Just for the sake of a random example: The hooves of a sheep could easily lock on to the back side of them and perform a repetitive pulling motion should the need ever arise.

I can't imagine what that might be, but technically it would be possible.

[SlipperyPete]

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Murphyx;1147976 wrote:
You sonofabich! Today I'm gonna look out for your Porsche and side swipe it with my VW and it'll be your fault Pete, YOUR FAULT. I assume you still drive the same car you did when you were ummm minus 3 years old. Hang on a minute, I call bullshit!

-4 years old actually. I don't appreciate being mistaken to be 26.

[LadyLush]

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Murph,
You didn't tell us if you saw any coots on your walk. I think if you had walked your cock instead of your dogs you would not have tripped and hurt your hip.
But, you might have trouble seeing today if you had to hold that big bird with both hands.:H

I think it was Murphy himself that said "we are just not right"

That my friend is why we are here.


LL:l

[Doggygirl]

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Wow. I pop in to share a dog crap story and here I find everything back onto the coots and cocks discussion. I was going to say "get your minds out of the gutter, people" but then I realized dog crap is closer to the gutter than a coot or a cock is. If we are measuring distance from the gutter with a similar measuring device as things were being measured in distance from the belly button. And now I can't recall what it was about dog crap I was going to say. I think I was distracted by Loop and his sheep.


DG

[Murphyx]

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Lo0p;1147678 wrote: Meh...mine is bigger.
Pffft! Mine is enormous and attracts the chicks






While yours is tiny and just attracts pity

Lo0p;1147983 wrote: One wouldn't even need opposable thumbs to grab my love handles. Just for the sake of a random example: The hooves of a sheep could easily lock on to the back side of them and perform a repetitive pulling motion should the need ever arise. Lo0p, you don't have some Welsh in you by any chance do you? Bet you'd like a bit though eh?

Doggygirl;1147867 wrote: I wish I could send Mr. Doggy over to the Murph House pronto to fix your floor ornament. (that's what he does for a living,

Shouldn't he technically be DoggyBoy? But there's no need DG. The 'puter and I have reached a compromise. He's agreed to postpone his move into an ornament based existence and I've agreed not to insist on plugging my keyboard, mouse and speakers into his arse-end, but replace them with usb versions plugged into his front. He was absolutely insistent about it, so his sentence of death by kicking shall not be necessary ... for now.


curlygirl7;1147633 wrote: Can anyone tell me how to quote part of a passage. I know how to quote a whole passage, but I would be more conversant if I knew how to quote partial and multiple messages. Thx.

Curly, the only way (I know of) to quote part of a post is to quote the whole thing and then delete the parts you don't want. To quote 2 or more posts you need to press the quotation mark button (to the right of the 'Quote' button) for each post and then for the last post you hit 'quote'. This was explained to me many months ago, but I only recently understood it. Have a play with it and see what happens. That last sentence sounded a bit rude, but wasn't meant to be......honestly.

[Lo0p]

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[quote]Murphyx;1148164 wrote: Pffft! Mine is enormous and attracts the chicks



That is indeed very large, and from the looks of it VERY hard. Probably about as hard as polystyrene. It seems as though it does indeed attract the chicks though, even the young ones. But if you're just gonna bring a fake cock to a party, what do they need you for?

Don't click on this if you don't want to waste 5 minutes of your life: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZ46Cqy-2TQ[/video]]‪Attack of the Giant Chickens‬‏ - YouTube

Lo0p, you don't have some Welsh in you by any chance do you? Bet you'd like a bit though eh?

My RL name, Evan, I think is Welsh... I dunno. Maybe. I'm a dead ringer for Brad Pitt as the Piker from the neck down. Weren't they (the Pikers) Welsh?

It's been one of my lifelong aspirations to curse like only a Welshman can. I wonder if I have any other qualifications...

edit: I believe this tangent has gone the way of Oceanic Airlines flight 815 on the TV series "Lost". Please proceed with your normal programming...:H

[curlygirl7]

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thanks Murph, you're the bomb. I'll try it soon. Nice cock by the way.

[bleep]

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I can't believe the photographer put his name to the photo! At the time, he was no doubt unaware that it was you're cock Murph, so he had little to be proud of at the time.

[SlipperyPete]

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Doggygirl;1148152 wrote: Wow. I pop in to share a dog crap story....

This is by far the funniest sentence and a half of this whole thread. The rest of you should be ashamed of yourselves. Especially you, Murph.

[Murphyx]

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Lo0p;1148193 wrote: It seems as though it does indeed attract the chicks though, even the young ones. Errrrg, yeah I hadn't spotted that.

Lo0p;1148193 wrote: My RL name, Evan, I think is Welsh... I dunno. Maybe. I'm a dead ringer for Brad Pitt as the Piker from the neck down. Weren't they (the Pikers) Welsh?
Yep, Evan is very much a Welsh name, but your surname is what? Frog? Yikes!

I don't know what you're talking about with the "Pikers". Do you mean Pikeys? 'Pikeys' is a pejorative for Irish Travellers. And it's an extremely offensive word to use when referring to them...the thieving gypo bastards. :H

curlygirl7;1148213 wrote: thanks Murph, you're the bomb. I'll try it soon. Nice cock by the way.

I can't tell you how bored I am hearing that from women.

SlipperyPete;1148253 wrote: This is by far the funniest sentence and a half of this whole thread. The rest of you should be ashamed of yourselves. Especially you, Murph.

Don't worry Pete, I was brought up a Catholic; not a day goes by without my feeling shame and guilt.:upset:

[missyabby1]

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Love the way the male coot stopped hitting itself Murph.......but par for the course , the female coot just kept going! My husband thinks this is particularly funny.....he doesn't see me as a coot at all, hitting myself over the head with a stick........he actually sees me as a very intelligent woman with an alcohol problem, and well worth caring about.

What really scared me tonight, and reading all this....haven't been around here for a bit, makes me suicidal, is your fan club. That is scarey, Murph, really scarey. I will say, once again, if new people are logging on here every day and see your "baclofun' thread and then head towards it???? It is so full of pitiful egotistic stuff that is not going to get any alcoholic over the line. You know what, I still hoped, there was going to be some backing down about the bullshit...........I really, really hoped that for the new people there would be some sort of decency from you. I hoped it for your sake, not mine, I really hoped your intelligence might just carry you through. I really wanted to see you as an itelligent person Murph, and that is honest, but unfortunately your constant idiotic bullshit , scares me to death. You keep coming back at me, not from an intelligent, decent person, perspective, but really as a desperate ego. Not helpful for new people, nor for me.

I was so so disappointed at the way you responded and keep responding to a very succinct worry about your posts here. Yes, I post drunk, very, very often. Your hatred towards that is way out of proportion . I will still say, very, very succinctly that there is a major worry at your response to that. I would seriously worry to be a new person here and read your posts first. If you wanted to be a person "of the stage and theatre" then I would strongly suggest, you go back there and that, perhaps, you are in and of the wrong forum.

I am a forensic psychologist Murph, a very drunk and unhappy one at present, and shit, you scare the hell out of me. Missy

[Murphyx]

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Holy crap Abby, you're married? And to a man?

[missyabby1]

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Abby is my dog Murph..........Yep, married to a man, mate. Blah Blah back to you too! I had this feeling, you know, when people get to understand each other, but it's not going to happen here. Ever.

Never xx Thank God we can pick our friends. Thank God we can protect ourselves. And I really , really mean that.

[Murphyx]

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Holy crap Abby, you have friends?

[SlipperyPete]

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Alcohol is a hell of a drug! Murphy, God bless you.