Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

[curlygirl7]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

Abby. why are you so angry at Murph? I don't understand the rage.

[Bruunhilde]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

Yeah Abby, I wish you'd do yourself a favor and stop reading Murphy's thread. Your angst serves no purpose here. All it does is upset you. Take better care of yourself and stay away. The last thing any of us needs is more anxiety. Not everyone can appreciate Murph's brand of humor all the time, I understand that. So give it a rest.

[Doggygirl]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

I thought I discovered something really huge when I figured out the "Ignore" feature back when. Problem is, curiousity always gets MY goat and it's like driving past a train wreck - I just gotta look.

As a dear friend of mine used to say, "some of us are sicker than others..."

I took a psychology class my freshman year of college. The people who said they were "Psych Majors" often seemed to need the exact sort of help they were studying to give.

I still don't remember what it was about dog crap I was going to share. (:H Pete) The mind is the first thing to go. Well, the second thing.

DG

[SlipperyPete]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

I didn't want to respond directly to your post, abby, for obvious reasons, but after I actually finished the whole thing, this statement stuck out above the rest.

missyabby1;1148582 wrote: would seriously worry to be a new person here and read your posts first.

https://www.mywayout.org/community/f2...bac-51095.html
https://www.mywayout.org/community/f2...nal-50447.html
https://www.mywayout.org/community/f2...llo-50308.html

All of his harrassing posts to new people are on the first page of those threads.

Your hatred of him is seriously unfounded. To be honest, I don't understand how he's been so patient with you. What you fail to see is that if you ever stopped making your hate posts, I honestly believe Murphy would help you if you ever wanted help. Most of us here would help you, in spite of your constant hate.

I'm not making this post for Murphy. He doesn't need anyone to defend him, and I'm pretty sure he's going to get mad at me for wasting my time.

No, I'm making this post for any new person/potential poster that's reading this thread. I want to clearly point out that this woman's anger is in no way a representation of us on these boards. I think it's fairly obvious, however I want to make it crystal clear.

[Murphyx]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

DG, it's July and you've only now put up a pic of a hound in a Santa hat. Either you're very late or very early.

If you can't remember the dog-crap story you'll just have to make one up; we were promised a story and we damn well expect one now...UNDERSTAND?

[Doggygirl]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

I'm early. Murph, you only have 142 shopping days left to get me my gift. And I'm guessing about the days. It might only be 141 or something so don't delay.

OK. A dog crap story. One of our German Shepherds is a real princess. She has a pile of trophies to prove it. Anyway, we used to go to all sorts of dog shows with her and we stayed in our camper. People were always expected to clean up after their own dogs (of course! Bag stations usually provided!). I guess people thought nobody ever looked out the windows of our camper. People would walk a dog back there. Dog would poop. Person would look furtively one way and the other. If they determined nobody was looking, they would walk away and leave the poop.

We actually got pictures of some of these people. We used to post dog show results on the internet at some of these events. On one of the "results pages" Mr. Doggy created a "Poopy Hall of Shame." There were some actual pictures. And people tend to wear jackets with their kennel names and colors. No running and hiding from the camper cam. The panicked "TAKE THAT PICTURE DOWN NOW!!!" stuff was very funny.

So. If your dog takes a shit and nobody sees it, did it really shit? If it's non-existant, do you still have to pick it up? My mind will not find peace until I have the answer.

See? Not nearly as exciting as cocks and coots. You can see why I forgot all about it.

DG

[spacebebe01]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

I never see my 2 dogs shitting in my back garden but I always see the shit there, am not sure what that means

[spacebebe01]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

ps Murphy is that your bum?

[Doggygirl]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

spacebebe01;1148778 wrote: I never see my 2 dogs shitting in my back garden but I always see the shit there, am not sure what that means

I think this means that YOUR dogs don't shit. But there are alien dogs who beam in from their craft at night when you aren't looking. It's a possibility anyway. The good news is that you might just own two shitless dogs. I wonder what they are worth if that's the case?



DG

[redhead77]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

What the heck is a coot? Is it what I think it might be?

[Murphyx]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

redhead77;1148787 wrote: What the heck is a coot? Is it what I think it might be?

NOOOOOOOO! Why don't any of you people know what a coot is? You get them in America. Look Coot - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

RedH, what exactly did you think it was? Hmmmm? Come on now, tell the class.

DG, good for you. I hate people who don't pick up their dog's turds.

Bebe, yes, yes that's my bum and my knickers.

[RudyB]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

i've got a dog turd story. i remembered it the other day as i stared at the gutter by the curb walking up a park slope sidewalk in the hot sun to meet the aaa guy who'd help me calm down and charge my battery. flashback ten years to a walk around the corner with my beloved rosita, a brindle pit bull who kept most others at bay (no wonder i was lonely in bklyn). she pooped in front of a cute postage stamp home recently purchased by a gay couple. i had forgotten to walk with a disposal item such as a rare plastic bag, so i glanced quickly, thought nobody was watching, and with a stick or peice of trash scraped it into the gutter under a car. the new neighbor stuck his head out the door and admonished me that i really should pick up after my dog. i was horrified as i slunk away, shuddering, a shamed 'sorry' sent in his general direction. the next day, i wrote an apology note, telling that i never do that (which was true), but had forgotten the ingredient essential to a dog walk. i promised him that it wouldn't happen again, and encouraged him not to worry, that this really is a decent neighborhood.

[SlipperyPete]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

Murphy I think the problem here is that you clearly don't speak English.

[Doggygirl]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

RudyB - I have forgotten a bag and then found items to elaborately mark the spot, and come back later for my turds. I think the world is a better place because people like you and me are willing to go to any lengths to deal with our turds. I've never written a note though. I should do that if the situation arises in the future.

OK - back to coots.

How are you today Murph?

DG

[Facade]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

Was having a really shitty day (don't know if that refers to dog or human ?). Decided to be uber productive at work and check out MWO (haven't been here since Friday). Right !!!! now I find myself sitting here having to explain the poorly suppressed laughter emanating from my office. Can't even go get tea as I have this stupid grin plastered all over my face. Curse you Murph .... curse you all !!!!! :b&d: