Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

[Bruunhilde]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

Yes, I lowered the dose!

Murph, I think the boys wear the pants really low to show cleavage. Well, except for the boxer wearers. There's no fun to be had with that look.

[Doggygirl]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

Wow. I come here to report a dog poop problem and look what I find! You people are crazy! :H

What is MILF? (the only ones you want to shag now) I hope with everything I have it's not your mother in law!

I'm jealous of you eating ice cream AND losing weight. Men have it so easy.

DG

[Bruunhilde]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

Purple pup poop, DG? Do tell! :l I smiled when I saw your name pop up!

[Ne/Neva Eva]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

It's not the quality it's the quantity.

errrrr.

It's the quantity not the quality.

hmmm.



just sayin

[Doggygirl]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

Bruunhilde;1156292 wrote: Purple pup poop, DG? Do tell! :l I smiled when I saw your name pop up!

Well, the problem of the day is actual the absence of poop. Poor little guy.... Maybe I should give him some CALM.

NE that picture is really funny. :H

DG

[Murphyx]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

Hmmmm, those kids with their trousers down, I don't understand how they stop them from falling down completely. A magistrate here in Bedford, as part of her sentence on a local ne'er-do-well, ordered him to wear his trousers at a decent level or be in contempt of court. Some uppitty legal type pointed out she didn't have the authority to make such an order, so the odious little creature was last seen walking from court with his trousers perched around his calves. Our laws need changing. Personally I'd order the revolting little oik to wear a skirt as punishment.

DG, MILF is an acronym of a Mom I'd Like to get acquainted with more intimately. It refers to shaggable totty between the ages of 35 and 55. They don't necessarily have to be mothers; our appalling society just assumes any woman, who has been through the child-bearing years, will have popped out a sprog or two. And if they haven't, then of course there must be something wrong with 'them' and we alienate them to keep them separate from and polluting 'real' women. Although in this instance, I shouldn't imagine the distinction causes them too many sleepless nights. The term used by those men who wish to shag specifically mothers, is Yummy Mummy (can anyone in the class spell OEDIPUS?). And no, my MIL is definitely not fit a MILF. At least not age wise anyway .

DG a question for you or indeed any other doggy people out there: how do I stop my dogs from burning the hell out of my lawn with their evil acid-piss?

[Ne/Neva Eva]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

Murphyx;1156368 wrote: Hmmmm, those kids with their trousers down, I don't understand how they stop them from falling down completely.

DG a question for you or indeed any other doggy people out there: how do I stop my dogs from burning the hell out of my lawn with their evil acid-piss?

I asked Ed about that once, the whole pants falling down thing. (He's no expert in streetwear, but he's a guy...So I assume he knows all things guy.) He said they hold them up. And sure 'nuf, if you actually look they are indeed holding up their pants. Must be a pain in the ...foot. (it's a little creepy for someone who falls in the category you mentioned to look at teen-ageish boys. But I did. Just once or twice.)
Have you seen Pants on the Ground?
‪Pants On The Ground American Idol‬‏ - YouTube
Here's the Neil Young version:
http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&sourc...zu6sUDC-zdokug

The dog thing? That's easy. The neighbor's yard!

Sorry about the poop-prob DG. Hope you can rectify the situation before the pooch becomes too uncomfortable. Or too messy. ugh.

[redhead77]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

Murphyx;1156368 wrote: DG, MILF is an acronym of a Mom I'd Like to get acquainted with more intimately. It refers to shaggable totty between the ages of 35 and 55. They don't necessarily have to be mothers; our appalling society just assumes any woman, who has been through the child-bearing years, will have popped out a sprog or two. And if they haven't, then of course there must be something wrong with 'them' and we alienate them to keep them separate from and polluting 'real' women. Although in this instance, I shouldn't imagine the distinction causes them too many sleepless nights. The term used by those men who wish to shag specifically mothers, is Yummy Mummy (can anyone in the class spell OEDIPUS?). And no, my MIL is definitely not fit a MILF. At least not age wise anyway .

I'm going to have to disagree with you on this on Murphy. Not the real woman part, we all know it doesn't take childbearing to make a real woman. Childbearing and rearing in and of themselves can and do take away from a woman's looks. Especially when you have a few of them, more than 2 sprogs. What it can do to a woman's body :egad: well, the emoticon says it all. A MILF is a woman who either retains her attractiveness or works damn hard to get it back after childbirth. And it is DAMN HARD! There has been some talk about the saggy boob thing on here. I wonder what I'm going to look like in a decade or more, after nursing a few of them :egad:, again. Hopefully by then I'll be in a more comfortable place financially. I wouldn't be opposed to surgical intervention. They created a scapel for a reason. And there's actually something called the 'Mommy special'. Lifts, tucks, whatev. For now it will have to be diet and exercise for me, and these do work too.

Not that any of this is personal to me. :H

I'm sure there is a term for an attractive woman between the ages of 35-55. And I don't just mean cougar. I was recently told you can't be a cougar at 35, anyway. You would then be labeled a puma. What the hell are all these acronyms for women? I've never heard of a FILF, although I see them all the time. I guess they haven't been through the physical task though, and have no stretch marks to boot.

I'm outie. Going away for a while, and I need to finish packing. I'll try to update one of these days. I have a bit to report!
EDIT: It wouldn't be all positive. I'm working on it, though.

[Murphyx]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

So MILFs have to have stretch marks and saggy boobs? That's ruined MILFs for me then.

Yeah you can be a cougar at 35. 35 is middle aged, whether you like that fact or not Red.

Where you going? With who? You better update soon girly!

[redhead77]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

Not all MILFs have saggy boobs... yet. Stretch marks are just battle wounds. Not the end all, and certainly you can still be hot with a couple. This person told me a cougar starts at exactly 40. A puma is 30-40. This what I'm sayin. How can it be broken down this much? Men need to get busy having babies, because they have too much time on their hands. :H Ridiculous! I'll try to update at some point on my trip. It may be by my phone, as I still haven't managed a laptop. Gotta run for real. It's getting late.

Peace out folks. :l

[Murphyx]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

Have fun!

You're still middle aged though.

[RudyB]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

red, what are you talking about?! nursing a few more?! you're going to have more chitlin'?!

the saggy pants: evidence shows that those boys who do that are developing knee problems because they have a wide-waddle walk to keep their pants up. i feel so irritated at my job partly because i have to look at that shit all day! i am constantly saying to the boys: 'pull up your goddamn fucking pants. i do'nt want to look at your shit-stained underwear, and i don't want to think about the next person who has to sit in that seat after you've only left one thin layer of filthy jersy cloth between your anus and the chair upon which you sit.' fuckin ass hole sell outs.

milfs: i am one. have been a cougar, too, cause i can - i'm 41 and a half. i don't work hard at being a milf, it just comes naturally. (go ahead, tell me i'm a bitch.) it comes naturally when you get summers off and can spend your time gardening and rowing and running purely because you enjoy it, not because you want to impress the dudes. that is an accidental side effect. one of the reasons we're so appealing, i think, is because we already have our kid(s), so we're not going to bombard a man with our biological clocks. that's certainly true for me. i'd rather be with a filf. we could blend our families and avoid that whole shackled-to-a-babe shit that suffocates and confines and makes me wanna drink! (ok, it's also magical and full of oxytocin and heavenly highs. but then they turn into four year olds who tell you they hate you. but then they get an apology and tell you that they love you with their arms around your neck (reference to post on my thread).)

how 'bout that punctuatin'?!

[Murphyx]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

Mmmmm, MILFs all have stretch marks? OK, I don't think MILF is the term I'm looking for. What do you call hot chicks 35-55, regardless of whether or not they've spewed out sprogs?

And FILFs? I thought they were called DILFs. Dads rather than Fathers. But we're getting away from the important stuff, which is hot middle aged chicks.:naughtfeet:

[Doggygirl]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

Wow. I can't believe I was too late to be the first to tell you DUH!!!! Teach you dogs to pee on the neighbors grass!!!!!! I'm glad Ne was johnny on the spot with that ever so excellent advice.

I can't get past the letters MIL in MILF. My MIL is SO not shaggable I can't imagine how FIL shagged her a minimum of 5 times in all these years. Rather nauseating to think about actually.

How are you day?

DG

[RudyB]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

this milf got away with no stretch marks, much to the envy of my milf friend who didn't. we compared boobs. and 35-45 is NOT middle aged!