Sexual Side Effects of Baclofen

[Bruunhilde]

Sexual Side Effects of Baclofen

Bleep;1050202 wrote: "massive increase in horniness" .

ROFLMAO!!! Can't wait for that, horniness is an essential part of wanting to date.

Red,SS,Is, I agree a million percent, what will it be like to be sober, will I be able to undress in front of someone? Maybe it will be a pill in one hand, someone's pill pusher in the other... heheheh. And no, I did NOT mean the nasty thing you just visualized.

[Bminor]

Sexual Side Effects of Baclofen

Bump...

[Murphyx]

Sexual Side Effects of Baclofen

Well I can happily report the sexual S.E.s have done a volte-face since the switch. Massively increased libido, massive change in fortunes fruition-wise and a massive knob.

OK I lied about the last one, but SagKnob no longer haunts the Murph bedroom...or the Murph kitchen and patio for that matter.

[Lo0p]

Sexual Side Effects of Baclofen

Wow!!

Good news ladies!

So I was shootin' some pool and the "shit" with EPB tonight (as we do from time to time) and I told him about all of you at MWO and how we had this thread and what we were talking about. We were about 6 rounds in (in pool and shots :H) so I'm not sure how much he actually remembers but he was touched and said he'd love to participate! He said he only has so much time though and can only share a story every once in a while.

He told me to tell everyone preemptively that he just cannot possibly accept any new clients at the moment. That's normal for him, he's a busy guy. But then he said something very strange, and not like him at all:

"Lo0p, I think I've found my muse." he said

I shot him a quizzical look.
I was going to ask, but instead I just said:

"You never could handle your booze." :no:

I had to drive him home tonight (like always) but on the way he told me he'd share a story on here after he got done typing it. Well, I've seen this man use a keyboard before and I sure hope he doesn't handle you ladies the same way. The words "oafish" and "fumbling" come to mind.:rofl2: Anyway and given the state he was in when I left him at his door, I wouldn't expect anything tonight. :H

I told him to sleep it off, but we'll see...

[SassyLassy]

Sexual Side Effects of Baclofen

Can't get no satisfaction

So, for the first time in 37 years, I was, um, pleasuring myself, and got right there to the point of no turning back, and yet, I never really got the BIG O. I understand if meds delay the response, but to work at it, get close, but not be able to get to the BIG O,,, OMG. What the hell... is that BAC?

[Isolde]

Sexual Side Effects of Baclofen

SassyLassy;1064110 wrote: So, for the first time in 37 years, I was, um, pleasuring myself, and got right there to the point of no turning back, and yet, I never really got the BIG O. I understand if meds delay the response, but to work at it, get close, but not be able to get to the BIG O,,, OMG. What the hell... is that BAC?

Hey Sassy! Unfortunately that IS a bac (and bad!) side effect. Go back and read the first page of this thread and you'll hear ALL about it! :H

[bleep]

Sexual Side Effects of Baclofen

I am very very pleased to report that fruition is no longer a problem.

'Nuff said.

[Murphyx]

Sexual Side Effects of Baclofen

WOOHOOOOOOO BLEEP!:wd:

[Ne/Neva Eva]

Sexual Side Effects of Baclofen

SassyLassy;1064110 wrote: So, for the first time in 37 years, I was, um, pleasuring myself, and got right there to the point of no turning back, and yet, I never really got the BIG O. I understand if meds delay the response, but to work at it, get close, but not be able to get to the BIG O,,, OMG. What the hell... is that BAC?

Yep. Been there. Couldn't believe it when it happened. And then it happened again. And again. :upset:

The good news is that, for me at least, it was short lived and the WOW! Better fruition than I have EVER EVER had! Mind blowing is an understatement. I have reached fruition by thinking about fruition.
Sadly, that's gone now, too. Still fun, but bac to the same old everyday O. Well, it was super-fun while it lasted, and who knows? Now that I know it exists, I may be able to tap into it at will? Here's hoping!

[Evan the Pool Boy]

Sexual Side Effects of Baclofen

Every once in a great while I can accept a new client. The process is a bit more extensive than you might think at first. If they're referred to me by any of my current clients (whom I trust implicitly), then I can just ask my client two questions:

"Does she really need this?"

and

"Do you really think she's absolutely ready for this?"

If the answers to those questions are both affirmative then we move on to the courting process. This is a necessary part of the protocol. You cannot just become a client without being fully "prepared" (maybe "forwarned' is a better word). This usually consists of a few lengthy exchanges on the phone and by email (there is as much to be said for the written word as there is the human voice).

Naturally, there comes a time in thhis process where the prospective client may begin to have second thoughts. I can spot these situations from a mile away...even if you cannot see it in her response to our phone conversation. Trust me, it was coming next. It is my job (lest I lose my livelihood) to preempt these situations. I need to let them know of the consequences of the decision they're about to make if they decide to run and hide, and stay bound to a life not knowing, not having experienced...well what it is that I do.

I then have to edge them ever so closer to the fact that this IS going to happen regardless of their will or worries, but make them want it at the same time. Make them choose it, even though they may actually have no choice. It takes timing, tact and a tried and true gift that I like to call "gentle forcefulness".

This is one such exchange:

Gwyneth Rae wrote: I wasn't very eloquent at all last night. But as I was lying there debating, what I was really trying to explain about everything and nothing last night came clear to me.

In the case of a night spent together (though this can really be applied to any emotion or event), it would be "everything", in that it would feel like the most intense, important thing in the world at that moment. But in the grand scheme of things in the universe in totality, it's absolutely inconsequential, and therefore, "nothing". But one doesn't affect the other - the nothing doesn't take away from the everything, and vice versa, if that makes sense (it's making sense in my head right now though, at least). The intensity of one side of the equation has no bearing on the other side.

Although it might sound a bit morose, I think it's actually quite comforting. It takes the pressure off of exciting things that have been built up, and it takes the sting out of the shitty events in life too.

Evan the Pool Boy wrote: I understand exactly what you are saying. And any thinking person like us would agree with you. I, however, contend that it is not nothing.

When I was a freshman failing high school (with style of course ), I had a question, and posed it to a "so-called" teacher:

"If a man jumps off a cliff that is 937 feet high he hurtles toward the earth right? The strength of the gravity, the intensity of the action is proportional to the combined mass of the man and the earth correct?"

"Yes. And the man would fall 937ft to the earth at the same speed as anything else, at (blurts out the formula)". What was it? 9.8 m per sec ^2? Who cares?

I'd expected this, i was going to have to help him a bit. I mean, come on, we all know that. Why would he ask that? Well, he was speaking to a failing freshman.

So everything to the man and nothing to the earth right? Wrong.

"But wouldn't the earth also fall to the man a certain slight distance proportional to their relative masses?"

"What?" with that look I've come to know so well.

"The man fell 937 ft. Wouldn't the earth have also fallen .000000000000000000000000000937 ft in the direction of the man? Sure, the earth pulled the man, but didn't the man also pull the earth, just a little tiny bit? A distance proportional to their relative masses? [I mean, c'mon...we just said that! Stay with me here dude!] It's not a one-sided equation is it?

"No. Did this guy have a parachute? Have you done your homework yet?

I've been searching my entire life for a teacher, and so have you. I think our best hope is to explore these questions together.

The earth moving toward the man will be counteracted by something (or many things combined) that happened, is happening or will happen on the other side. A 2 ton car driving off a 20 ft embankment would do the trick. A few cliff divers plunging to the ocean off a cliff that is 50 feet high. Hell, he had to climb the cliff in the first place!

The earth will stay it's course and never falter, giving the illusion that it is unaffected by such things that may mean so much to so many. A perfect chaos that no one accounts for because the simplistic equations of ours for our own earth's orbit will always hold true. A grand illusion of perfect order...until something upsets the balance.

The intensity of one side of the equation has no bearing on the other side.
Really? Ours? This? Here and now? I don't think so. I contend to this day that that "teacher" needed a lesson. And I know I'm right about this too.

We're dealing with a different system than gravity here, but there's still a balance that must be maintained.

I think we've got a choice to make. In fact I know it's our responsibility. If our night and those that will come never do, we'd leave a humongous gaping hole on one side of the scale. So large that even perfect chaos might falter, the universe might feel it and the future just... might... change.

So whaddya say Gwyneth Rae? Do you really want to be responsible for that?

[Evan the Pool Boy]

Sexual Side Effects of Baclofen

Lo0p;1064108 wrote: "Lo0p, I think I've found my muse." he said

Oh and just FTR I said: "Lo0p, you think I'm putting on a ruse?"

Apparently you're the one having trouble remembering things dude. We were having a little tiff and you said that I don't have the right to call my job "work." Well I "work" a helluva lot harder than you! I pour my heart and soul into what I do!!

And we trade off driving home drunk...it was your turn.

[Lo0p]

Sexual Side Effects of Baclofen

Evan the Pool Boy;1064484 wrote: "gentle forcefulness"

Oh, get over yourself already!!!

You should see this guy try to handle a pool cue (which is much bigger FTR)! He knocks balls off the table left and right! :H There's six friggin holes on a pool table and he can't even put a ball in one of them!!! :busted:

It's so hilarious, sometimes I just sit back and watch. Other times I try to help him out: "Not so hard EPB! Soft, gentle strokes. You know, like a virgin..." You see there! I even try to speak in terms his bloated head would understand!!!

Does it help...NO!!!

[Evan the Pool Boy]

Sexual Side Effects of Baclofen

Lo0p;1064514 wrote: You should see this guy try to handle a pool cue

Touch? my good man!

Maybe we could try a little exchange of skill sets? A lil' quid pro quo?

You could teach me how to handle a cue stick and I could...well...

I dunno if that's possible... :no:

[Lo0p]

Sexual Side Effects of Baclofen

Fuck you dude.

[Evan the Pool Boy]

Sexual Side Effects of Baclofen

Lo0p;1064520 wrote: Fuck you dude.

So, same time next week then?