Bruun's Titting UP

[Bruunhilde]

Bruun's Titting UP

Strength vibes sent your way, DG, and yes I know there's no excuse for AL. The sugar wagon is not unlike the AL wagon, as we all know. Both are insidious!

Stop whipping me, it hurts!

[RudyB]

Bruun's Titting UP

hiiii everybody!!!

bruuuuuun! i have so much to say, to you and to everyone else, that i took notes! i shall start with you and then work backwards (no disrespect intended to the ones who came before).

ok, so, you drank. no biggety. that's why we're all here. (i've done the same thing many times for the same very reason.) i'll be thinking of your guts in the morning, as i flood my tissues with LEMON water (no acv for a few days, just to see...), and i'll be seeing them churn things out appropriately. (yes, lifer, i am healing bruun's guts; brunn, i love your guts.)

you say you want to be more in shape before you join crew, but i must encourage you just to JOIN IT!!! row, row, row your boat, woman! it's SO MUCH FUN!!! and you get to meet all kinda new people (most of whom will be smart and happy). rowing works your body from head to tippie toe WITHOUT IMPACT! (sorry folks, italics are too much work at the moment; please excuse all the capitals, my single typing finger is a bit sore.) when i started rowing, all of a sudden my core got really strong, i could run like the wind but faster, and i felt really good and joyful. (there, i've advanced, with the formatting.)

please forget the nonsense superficial veneer that coats your locale; go be in the world and you will find people who have evolved more deeply, people with whom you might have loads of fun. it could do your morale a world of good to try something like rowing, or going to the gym, to say nothing of the transformations you might see in your body, right away. there's a bunch of women i row with who are your age and imperfect in their bodies, and yet they do it well and with much pleasure. if they're not fit already, the will be soon, as propelling a boat in synergy with seven other people is a most profoundly wonderful experience, such that you'll want to do it again and again. people say of rowing that they loved it from the start, and felt that they needed to do it. these women who are out of perfect shape, but go ahead and row anyway, wear smiles and confidence, and radiate a sense of inner contentment. and they're fun to talk to, to boot!

granted, i am in the hudson valley of new york, but, regardless of where or who you are, if you expand your world, even a few yards, you'll discover new things: new people, new interests, new ways to love and enjoy life.

ok, sermon over. i'll post -not accidentally delete- and be back with more from my notes...

[RudyB]

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oh yeah, lifer (not-brenda is so negative), i thought you called them pants. boxers is so american! what does the queen's english have to say (is it really vesatile enough to include boxers)? please, enlighten us.

doggy, what are the games you might take to the party? i love to learn new games (more than i love to learn new jokes), and i'm all for giving young people an alternative to stuffing their pie holes.

bruun, just the other day i gave up on finding our xmas decorations. i was despondent about it for a while, but then, as i was telling my giving-up story to the household of my son and friendly neighbors, we hit on the brilliant idea of making our own new decorations. so, for a free christmas gift, you could cut up paper or cardboard and decorate it to the nines with markers and ribbons and glitter, and then present your soulful presents with pride. (for almost-free, you could go to a crafts store and find decoration-making or other kinds of creative projects to give away, and then do them with their recipients.)

dg, good luck with the no sugar, and good thinking on bringing your own doggy-safe snacks. i'm sure you know that eating plenty of protein is key.

[RudyB]

Bruun's Titting UP

red, that's funny: i had the same pregnancy-weight question. i think you knock off what you initially lost, and take it from there. (i myself went from 180 lbs, immediately to 160 when i had my son.) i've lost about 20 lbs since that 160, and it definitely has to do with knocking off the booze, and, of course, getting completely impassioned about exercise. what a blessing to feel healthy and fit again! couldn't have done it with alcohol!

the position with the fat guy has to be what red describes. (*edit: oops, it was bruun.) how else? eee-ghads! whenever i see people who are so out of touch with their bodies (no disrespect to people w medical conditions who are often way beyond blame), i just assume (if i think about it at all, which i usually don't) that they are sexless. god, i felt so unsexy after giving birth, i can't imagine feeling sexy while grossly overweight or obese, especially without the excuse of post-partum.

sheeeit, sabby! you lost a BUNCH of weight! god, you could never have run with all that extra you had before (or did you? knowing you, you did...)! your story is amazing. do you ever feel like the current 15 extra pounds you mention is putting too much stress on your bones and tendons, given that you run so many miles (which is so darned impressive!)? i know that when i was heavier, running felt much more punishing than it does now. in fact, it's not punishing at all lately; i feel like i glide along the surface of the road, and for days after a run (they're too infrequent in these times: about twice a week, bunched on the weekend), there is a new lightness in my step.

wow, that seems to be the end of my notes. so, what do i have to say for myself? hmm... i had a very lovely playdate with our mates. the mistress of the house - my life-twin - is very kind and gentle, and we have an easy time with each other, during which much is shared about our similar experiences. while at her house, i had an insane allergy attack (i must've touched something the cat had been on, and then touched my eyes), took some allergy medicine, and promptly feel asleep on the couch for about an hour (something i couldn't have done if i had been home alone with my son). now, i'm winding down my evening in the sublime comfort of knowing that my ex will not roll in until midnight tomorrow. my son has been asleep since the ride home at 6 pm. what treats!

i, let it be known -and evidenced as more than just pop-theory- shall start rolling in the direction of sleep (after another look around mwo, which, as you may know, can threaten to spell a later a-bed than intended).

dulces sueNos, mis queridos.
xo rudy

[redhead77]

Bruun's Titting UP

Hello my friends,

Bruun, the position you describe leaves me confused. If he is lying down and she is standing up...well I just don't get it. With how we're built and all. You must have an extra creative mind for these things! I agree with you regarding the surgery thing. You shouldn't have back surgery, ever, unless it's a last resort. DG's example sounds like a last resort, she had tried everything else. A good surgeon won't operate on you unless there's no other alternative. Just tell your mom that. It never hurts for a consult, I suppose. Any new buys at the farmer's market?

Sabby, that is awesome that you lost so much weight. You definately know the tools to get where you want to be. I'll bet you'll be there in no time when you kick the beer habit...which you're already doing. Yippee!

Rudy, those decorations sound pretty cool. Are you going to make all homemade decs for your tree? I have to tell you though, the 30lbs wasn't with the actual birth. It was the weight I lost well after the birth.

DG, I'm sending positive vibes to avoid the sugar. You can do it! Or maybe you have already? Thanks for thinking of me when you see the redhead. I wonder what town it's in? I would give my business to an establishment that has a redhead in their window.

I've changed my avi so you folks don't have to fantasize over her delicious body anymore. :H This ones a little skinny for my liking, but she'll do. I'm off to battle the crazies out there. I'm almost done...I think.

[Bruunhilde]

Bruun's Titting UP

Good morning all,

Rudy, do you crew on the Hudson? Is it a summer-only pastime? The Pacific Ocean is frigid and the only major waterway around here. I'm afeared of sharks, to boot. And the gym is full of barbie dolls with full make up, its no morale booster.

Regarding the xmas decorations, I think next year I will make or buy something that I can just put up outside, some sort of preshaped star or something in lights. Inside I have some xmas cards and a string of old fashioned lights that come on with a timer to give some holiday flavor to me. Its the outside of the house that's the worst, my neighbors all compete with lights and enormous blow-up dolls of Santa and snowmen on their front yards, which I find completely obnoxious. Especially because the blow-up dolls face ass to my house, and are blobs of flacid plastic on their lawns of a day.

Regarding the guy I dated who was overweight, he ate three double cheeseburgers at JackintheBox for breakfast. If that helps you imagine how he got that belly. My belly I received courtesy of AL. Anyways, I couldn't come up with any other way to imagine him having sex, since there's no way the sex organs could reach each other if he was facing the woman laying down, regardless of her position, unless they could move his gut out of the way. It was about two feet forward of his trunk, and I don't think his unit was two feet plus. Of course, life is full of surprises, as you say Rudy, in your "get out and enjoy life" RX.

Yesterday I was at the dogpark and one of the women I know there just lost her job. The grant supporting her work was not renewed, this economy! Guess what she did? Drug and alcohol counseling. Alas.

[Bruunhilde]

Bruun's Titting UP

Red, you do choose some sexy avitars, this one has two most noticeable features, the mane of red hair and the perfect boob on the tiny warrior body. LOL not feeding the fantasies, are ya?

[redhead77]

Bruun's Titting UP

I don't think this one is that great. That's why she was the last choice in my sexy avis. Murphy emailed me some avi's a while back and she's the last of them. I told him I wanted a beautiful, redheaded, warrior princess, and these were what he sent me. :H I'm not sure what you'll get when I get tired of her.

[Bruunhilde]

Bruun's Titting UP

I know the avitar business can be fun or it can seem pointless and mundane, depending on my mood. Your avitar can inspire me to get my bodybuilder body back. :l

[RudyB]

Bruun's Titting UP

darn, bruun, i feel like a bit of a jerk; i just assumed there was a river near you that'd be good for crew, but obviously i don't know the geography of your region. and suckola about the gym scene there. (god, i am totally spoiled! even the barbies at my gym don't wear much makeup. and yes, i row on the hudson a bit, but mostly on the nearby creek, which is really a river. it is a spring, summer, and fall thing. they say we can start again in april.)

so, what's a girl to do? how soon until you can relocate?!

i finally did crack spark, that cass-recommended book about exercise and the brain. the intro is captivating! exercise does seem to be the answer to much of what ails thee, and society at large. i'll have to try to generate a conversation w the athletic director from my school (a meathead). maybe we could get somewhere with the million dollar grant our school just got for athletics...

funny the avitar chat. i was just thinking about how mine has been with me from the start, and it still fits me to a tee.

my son just told me, 'mamma, my hands are tender.'
me: oh really?
him: yeah. ...mamma, what's 'tender'?

as i type, he's breaking our precious kindling sticks and throwing them into the fire unnecessarily, as it's finally going well. (keeps him busy and entertained, though, and that's worth a lot to this irritable mother.) i guess maybe he's comparing his own hands to mine that are rough from all the manual labor i do in my own stick work and other useful nonsense around here. (i was also just thinking about confessing here this summer that i don't use an exfoliant, as my palms do the job very well.)

i think we'll make some more decorations, and we've been given some by nana (sjm), so we'll be set. we'll also do a popcorn and cranberry chain garland. maybe friends will come by and help. good clean fun! bruun, you could get a sex-alternative blow up doll and put it on your lawn, face-front to the neighbors. that'll learn 'em!

[spacebebe01]

Bruun's Titting UP

Well done Brunn on your 5 days Im so happy for you hip hip hooray, sorry to hear about the disc and pain tho I do hope the massages help they sound great.
DG congrats on the exam scores yey
and well done everyone with the weight loss, I haven t had time to catch up properly yet but hope to soon. I would like to loose some weight in the new year as well so count me in on that. I cant tell you much about fat men and their positions tho my memory isnt that good, Im not sure how long it is since I gave up men but its probably around 6 years or so, I have thought of dating again but I dont think I can be arsed. xxx

[Bruunhilde]

Bruun's Titting UP

Thanks Space, I was thinking after I posted on your thread, maybe you're feeling happy because you've had how many days AF now? And AL is a CNS depressant afterall...

RudyB;1228860 wrote:
so, what's a girl to do? how soon until you can relocate?!

[]good clean fun! bruun, you could get a sex-alternative blow up doll and put it on your lawn, face-front to the neighbors. that'll learn 'em!

A giant santa with a woodie! Or a snowoman who titted up! Great idea, Ru. It could be my entre into show business, albeit the porn show business. On the other hand, LOL, she's an attorney tho, and I'd hate to piss her off. I always worry one of her rugrats will drown himself in my pool despite the 6' fences and she'll take me for all I've got.

I was an east coaster who never should have relocated, I left bits of me in New Jersey/NYC I fear. But I was six, there wasn't any choice in the matter. I should have relo'd to NYC when given the chance when I was 29 ... I'd be a great contribution to your rowing team with my giant biceps.

[RudyB]

Bruun's Titting UP

aw, bruu, i wish you had when you were 29! you and i would have so much to chat about on that skinny boat. and we would win every race.

i just fell asleep with my son, but even with swimming eyes i got up to check in here, have another smoke (tho my tongue hurts again!). i am truly feindish for moments to myself!

...nitey nite everybody...

[Doggygirl]

Bruun's Titting UP

Happy Monday Bruun and friends!!! LOL on porny yard santas!!! One of my sponsees has a husband whose tummy sticks out about 2 feet. I've been very curious but haven't dared ask the question.

Red - that beauty shop is in Lemont on Archer Ave. Their sign with the red head is cool but it would definitely not make a Murphy approved avatar LOL! :H

Survived the in-law get together yesterday. I just really don't like the holidays. There, I said it! One down, one to go. Did NOT cave to the sweets - so one small victory.

I'm trying to decide if I want to go to a swim / exercise class today. I like the idea of swimming and water exercise, but don't like the idea of stepping into water that feels cold at first. And also all that chlorine on my hair and skin. Hmmmm......

OK. I don't want to goof off all day so I'm going to tackle some office cleaning. Have a good day all!

[Bruunhilde]

Bruun's Titting UP

Good for you DG, good for you! Can you just think of the holiday get togethers as social times, a reason for having dinner and seeing relatives you'd never see otherwise? Or do they make it all holiday to the extreme?

My family has gotten into the nasty side of xmas, a couple of years ago I gave someone an elf that would have an orgasm and woodie. It was a big hit and pretty horrible. Here's an example of something my family would like. Or at least the boys and my little sister would like it. Amazon.com: Customer Reviews: Talking Naughty Farting Santa Doll

This was almost too nasty for us. HUMPHREY HUMPING CHIHUAHUA PLUSH DOG OBSCENE GAG GIFT