Bruun's Titting UP

[redhead77]

Bruun's Titting UP

Bruunhilde;1223627 wrote:

I must not drink more than a glass or I'll be shitting myself at the fest. Too bad no one has brown shag carpet these days.

Okay, the thread has been boycotted! Its just you and me Rudy. I hope everyone else is busy passing their tests and having festivities.


Anyways, love is the answer. Did you know Dec 8 was the anniversary of John Lennon's death? I didn't know that but I've been singing that song for the past week...

:H:H To the brown shag carpet. Keep the tummy calm tonight, Bruun! I haven't been boycotting your thread. I've been a working.

Ah, John Lennon. I didn't know it was Dec 8th that he was shot, but I remember the day as a little girl. His music was a fixture in our house, and I even cried when I was told. I keep his greatest hits.

I'm off to an ugly sweater Christmas party. My work let me out after 8, well, 9 hours. Due to working and setting up the tree, I didn't have time to find an ugly sweater at the Goodwill, and told everyone I couldn't make it. A girl at work brought not one, but two ugly sweaters to choose from. I picked the worst one and now I'm going. I guess they didn't want me to skip out. I'm typying this with hot rollers in my hair. I figured something should look good for the party. I then thought how funny it would be to show up in the ugly sweater with the rollers in. I can't be bothered though. I'll take them out. My ugly sweater weighs about 7 lbs from the ugly beading (wreaths and presents), and I can't have heavy, itchy rollers in my hair too!

Well, don't you peeps have nice weather. It was 8 degrees when I left for work this morning. It was 17 this evening. And I don't know jack about kombucha to give you advice. First on the agenda is tasting it! :H

Have a good night, y'all!

[RudyB]

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red, i hope that party is swinging. today, at the salvation army, my son pulled out a very ugly sweater and asked if i liked it (he's so cute, going for the sparkles for his mamma). i told him that i wouldn't wear it, and he wasn't fazed. (i did, however, find an unworn marino wool sweater from italy for four bucks, with beautiful, subtle detail at the neckline.)

bruun, i realize that i needn't babysit the kombucha, but neither should i ignore it for two weeks, which i just about did. i'll try again, once i can get my hands on the good stuff to start me on the mother-ship. the stuff i bought today tastes like apple sody-pop, such a disappointment.

god, bruun, with that one glass of wine! sheesh, that'll keep you sober (just remember: nobody has brown shag anymore).

(oh, and i guess i did miss that operative word so many posts back: first true love. yep, there can only be one of those!)

i've got nothin' much else to say, except that my dinner hosts tonight three doors down didn't have any wine, and it was such a beautiful experience not to wish for it. (i'm still going back up to 130 mgs in light of recent scary cravings.)

xo rudy

[RudyB]

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...but forget about the shag carpet, what i really should have said is more along the lines of: that's great that you stopped at one!

[ifulovelife2]

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Americans shag carpets and they keep their dead mothers in jars. WTF is wrong with you people?

[Bruunhilde]

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LOL Murph, you funny girl. Lots of people keep their dead relatives in jars, only they burn them up first so they just have ashes.

I ended up having 3 tiny glasses of wine, probably equivalent to one of my own designer glasses half full. But my neighbor who is always a "one glasser" was the one leading ME to the wine table, and I went, wanting more. But I didn't drink much because the glasses were small, and I had water which tasted so much better than the cheap wine! And no GI issues! Luckily I have brown wood floors so I can have the accident-shits at home and my dog would just clean up after me, any left overs wouldn't show up. :crowned:

My friend's Portuguese Water Dog had puppies, I guess my friend "co-owns" the dog (expensive dog show dog) and so they're going to be finding homes for these puppies in 8 weeks or so. Personally, I like my Craigs List german shepherd.

Last observation of the morning: As I was meandering through the smiley section looking for smileys, I found this. :nanner: It looks suspiciously to me like the gesture given to imply oral sex given to a woman. (I was struggling not to say certain words here). No fingers are involved in saying nyay nanners - the fingers are meant to imply the V of the crotch, so tell me folks, did someone make a mistake or was this a subtle sneaky way of getting rude gestures onto the board? And if the latter is true, why did they stop at this one, we need the REST of the XXX smileys!

Boooyah! Good day to you all, may you all have a good lickin'.

[ifulovelife2]

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Bruunhilde;1224021 wrote:
Last observation of the morning: As I was meandering through the smiley section looking for smileys, I found this. :nanner: It looks suspiciously to me like the gesture given to imply oral sex given to a woman. (I was struggling not to say certain words here). No fingers are involved in saying nyay nanners - the fingers are meant to imply the V of the crotch, so tell me folks, did someone make a mistake or was this a subtle sneaky way of getting rude gestures onto the board? And if the latter is true, why did they stop at this one, we need the REST of the XXX smileys!

Bruun, your discovery led me to search further into the forum smilies and I discovered this:


Now I may be wrong but isn't there some sort of sexual connotation suggested by that one also? I'm not sure exactly what it means, although it's on the tip of my tongue.

[redhead77]

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You're giving me a lot of visuals today, Bruun! :H I think I'll stick with the traditional laugh I use. The emoti is definately the gesture for cunnilligus. Is that word okay? I guess someone has a sense of humor, or a deep longing, or something.

It sounds like the party was a success. Mine was as well, but I didn't stay late. You wouldn't believe how creative people got with their sweaters and the rest of their 'costumes'. It was hysterical.

Ru, the sweater you found sounds lovely. As far as the love, more on that later, maybe.

Okay, I've gotta run. J, just brought my kids home. Yes, he's in town and actually took his kids for an overnight. Quite the shocker. I'll be back later, though.

[redhead77]

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We cross poster Lifer. :H

[Bruunhilde]

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Yes Life, that looks like it could be make up sex or a very strange fight! Either way, looks like there's some impulse control issues there.

Red, so glad for your kiddies, they must be so happy their dad is taking an interest.

[RudyB]

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i really wanted to pay full attention to the posts that came after, but bruun, i got stuck on 'nyay nanners'! is that really a word?! do people know about it?? it fits perfectly! if you made it up, i'm really proud of you.

...so, i regained my focus, re-read, and i have this to say:

red, yes, 'cunnilingus' is allowed; it is a very polite word.

some of you others, what happened to decorum around here?! yes, dummies, those are SEXUAL gestures! whether it's poor impulse control or fighting sex (or however you called it), it's SEX! it's fellatio! and that first one, duhh, bruun, that's the v that opens what some call the va-jay-jay, but is really the va-vul-va.

c'mon folks, try to stick with the program here!

[Bruunhilde]

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Hey Ru, the reason I wondered is because the emoticon is called "nanners" in the listing. Yet its clearly what you said. LOL on the Va Vul-va! True! A neglected word, for sure.

[ifulovelife2]

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RudyB;1224187 wrote: it's fellatio! and that first one, duhh, bruun, that's the v that opens what some call the va-jay-jay, but is really the va-vul-va.

c'mon folks, try to stick with the program here!

Wasn't fellatio a character in Hamlet? Alas, poor Yorick I knew him Fellatio. Blimey Ru,your literary references aren't half impressive. And what are va-jay-jays and va-vul-vas? Are they to do with women's furry front bottoms? If so, I don't want to know. Decorum folks, decorum!

[Bruunhilde]

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Hey Blimey, the furry went the way of the dodo bird...

[RudyB]

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lifer, i'm not always talking about books! and is your front bottom furry? you must not get much action there! i'm afraid you need grooming and anatomy lessons. (even my young son knows 'vagina' and 'vulva'!) i have an anatomy coloring book i'll send you with some colored pencils, as i won't be needing it.

[RudyB]

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...oh wait, you're not a chick, i forgot! i suppose a little furry is okay in that case.