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[Isolde]

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LadyLush;1198984 wrote:
I just noticed that Isolde made the 1000th post on your thread! Where and what is the prize?

Alas, it looks like Lo0p got the 1000th post with his kickass (literally! :H) smilie. It's ok, being here around the campfire w/y'all is enough of a prize. :l

Welcome back, LL!! S'more?

[Isolde]

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I also don't know who Johnny is and what putting on makeup and dressing up like a pirate has to do with it.
I'd sure like to see it though, and I'll be happy to be a judge!

[SlipperyPete]

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Well, I just slathered coconut oil all over my junk. Now what?

[ifulovelife2]

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Doggygirl;1199009 wrote: If you guys know of programs in any countries (the US generally frowns on harm reduction) please let me know! In the UK (I hear) methadone is given automatically to heroin addicts. Being cheap and easy to administer it's preferred over more useful and permanent treatments and is itself addictive and associated with large numbers of deaths. Addicts remain on it for the rest of their lives and as a result, never have the opportunity to become clean. Harm reduction? Kinda. Solution? Bollocks, is it. Oops sorry, that's probably more of an argument for the other team.

RudyB;1199062 wrote: HI EVERYBODY!
even though i was drunk and probably deserved to get raped because i had been flirting with my teacher when his girlfriend was out of town,

Please don't say that again. Nobody ever deserves to be raped. Blame only ever lies 100% with the attacker. :l

SlipperyPete;1199185 wrote: Well, I just slathered coconut oil all over my junk. Now what?

What you normally do Pete: fire up that gay porn vid! :H

[Evan the Pool Boy]

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Lo0p;1198470 wrote: I don't think I want to know what you girls are talking about here...:blush:

Doggygirl;1198547 wrote: QUICK!!! LOOP IS HERE!!! HIDE JOHNNY UNDER THE BED!!!

Lo0p;1198868 wrote: Meh...Johnny ain't got nothin' on me.
Lo0p will always be a brother forever but is entirely socially inept. He can't even tell when a girl is hitting on him. I have to tell him after the fact and he says: "What? No, she was just being overly kind." He's a lovable novice. He caught this though, somehow, and actually understood what she was talking about...and took it 3 (or one too many) steps further!

I've got to say friend, that is quite a bold statement you just made. You'd better be able to back it up via:

Doggygirl;1199009 wrote: Put on your best makeup and pirate suit and show us a picture. Then we will decide! Love that kickass smilie BTW.

Ooh. DG, in that post, however cloaked in misdirection, makeup, clothing and w/e, did you just call him out (albeit, give him ample leeway to play more games and shrug off the whole ordeal)? If so, kudos to you. It would take a very special girl indeed to employ tact like that with such flawless execution.

RudyB;1199062 wrote:
loOp, i forgot, who's johnny?

Isolde;1199084 wrote: I also don't know who Johnny is and what putting on makeup and dressing up like a pirate has to do with it.
I'd sure like to see it though, and I'll be happy to be a judge!

Now ladies, there is no need to be shy here. Men are from Mars and women are from Venus. More loosely translated: Men are easy (solo or not), women might need special friends while solo (named Johnny or Jack or &*^%#*$*, or whatever, no matter), otherwise they need very special men with whom they have a connection with across multiple different levels in order for the moment not only to come but to be sublime and transcend more than one, two,or three planes of (okay I'll be blunt) ecstasy. One that can cross you over into the third plane just by searching your soul and finding it through your eyes would be a keeper IMHO. But I digress, back to the point:

SlipperyPete;1199185 wrote: Well, I just slathered coconut oil all over my junk. Now what?

He may act confused but is he on the right track?


Lo0p, brother, I'm not saying you'd fair poorly in this competition at all, but if you were to ante up you'd be banned from the site forever. Would that really be worth the consequence?

[Isolde]

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SlipperyPete;1199185 wrote: Well, I just slathered coconut oil all over my junk. Now what?

:H Thanks for that Pete. Nothing like starting Friday off with a laugh so strong it makes you snort. Good thing I hadn't just taken a sip of coffee.

And if you don't know what to do with coconut oil covered junk (honestly, after the act of slathering that slippery stuff on, SOMETHING should have made itself apparent), then none of us can help you.

[Isolde]

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Evan the Pool Boy;1199207 wrote: Lo0p will always be a brother forever but is entirely socially inept. He can't even tell when a girl is hitting on him. I have to tell him after the fact and he says: "What? No, she was just being overly kind." He's a lovable novice.
:H Novice? :H
Socially inept with the ladies sometimes, sure. Novice, no.

Evan the Pool Boy;1199207 wrote:
One that can cross you over into the third plane just by searching your soul and finding it through your eyes would be a keeper IMHO.

Sounds like an acid trip I had once.


Ahh, I get it now. After seeing the commercial a hundred times last night for Pirates of the Caribbean coming out on DVD, it makes sense. The makeup and dressing up like a pirate. Duh. I'm a fan of Johnny's as well. I especially like him as the Ichabod Crane character from Sleepy Hollow and the investigator in From Hell. :h

[Isolde]

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DG, I didn't forget about your question. I'm not going to go back and search for the post to quote it, but you asked what I eat besides coconut oil. Right now I'm doing a low carb week in preparation for a Halloween party on Saturday (skimpy costume!), but here's the kind of stuff I eat normally.

Oatmeal - either Irish steel cut oats or old fashioned oats. Not the quick cooking kind and NEVER those little flavored packets full of sugar. I add stevia, a mashed up banana, and fresh ground flaxseed. It's my favorite breakfast, I could eat it every single day, and usually do.

I make a couple of baked chicken breasts every week so I always have protein on hand. To go with it, I'll make up a big veggie stir fry, usually with different colored bell peppers, sugar snap peas, onion, zucchini, mushrooms, etc. Whatever I have on hand. I make enough to have leftovers so I don't have to cook every time I want to eat. I try to get veggies in with every meal except breakfast. If I don't do a stir fry, I'll steam up some asparagus or broccoli. Then I put either raw butter or coconut oil on it. I also cook my stir fry with coconut oil (of course! :H).

Other protein sources that I keep on hand are lean boneless pork chops and usually some kind of red meat, whatever's on sale. And organic free range eggs. Since I'm low carbing it this week, for breakfast I've been having 2 scrambled eggs with chopped veggies and either leftover chopped up chicken breast or smoked turkey breast (not the sliced processed deli stuff, the actual chunk of turkey breast that you can buy in the meat dept.).

I LOVE fruit. I could live on it. So I tend to have it for snacks a lot. Grapefruit, apples (yay for honeycrisp season!), plums, bananas, etc., etc.
Another common snack for me is cottage cheese. I put some stevia and cinnamon in it and eat it just like that, or I'll add in a chopped up banana or some thawed frozen berries and cherries (I always keep a big bag of frozen berries on hand. And frozen tart cherries, not the sweet dark cherries because they have more sugar). Sometimes I'll mix in low fat unsweetened Greek yogurt half and half with the cottage cheese. It's got 22g of protein per serving! It's awesome stuff.

Carb sources - Ezekiel bread on occasion (usually with 2 lightly cooked eggs on it, toasted). Brown rice, cooked with sauteed onion and garlic in half chicken stock and water for more flavor. Quinoa, cooked the same way. Baked potato, with a topping of Greek yogurt and salsa mixed half and half.

For dinner lately I've been having big salads with all kind of veggies and some sort of protein source - either a can of tuna, chopped up chicken breast, etc. And I've been making a dressing out of half of a mashed up avocado, some lime juice, and white balsamic vinegar (GOOD stuff!). I've really been enjoying veggies lately.

I try to have a serving of wild caught Alaskan salmon and a can of pink tuna each once a week for the Omega 3s. I can get 4 oz servings of frozen salmon buy one get one at this one grocery store here, so I always stock up.

I just try to keep the ingredients as clean as possible. Natural organic peanut butter (I eat a spoonful or 2 as a snack), raw milk (to wash down the peanut butter!), fresh fruit and vegetables, etc. I try to stay away from things that have been processed. If the ingredient list is LONG, I won't eat it. You want things that are in their natural state, and are one ingredient items.

For my something sweet after dinner, I've gotten in the habit of having some kind of "dessert" tea made with low cal coconut milk (this is one of my exceptions to a one ingredient item, but I don't want to heat up my raw milk and kill the enzymes, and I really like the flavor of the coconut milk). I recently bought a tea by Bigelow called Autumn Harvest, and it's really good. I just put a little scoop of stevia powder in it to sweeten it.

For a sweetener, stevia is the only thing I use. I found a brand I really liked, which is Kal. It comes in a little container with a red top and you can get it at Vitamin Shoppe. It's about 25 bucks, but it's got over 2000 servings in it. One little jar lasts me over a year! I even converted Lo0p over to it, and he used to think that stevia was the nastiest thing in the world. It's all about what brand you get and how much you use (a little goes a LONG way!).

Alright, time's getting away from me. Gotta get to work! Let me know if you have any questions, I'd be happy to answer them! Nutrition, working out and supplements are 3 of my favorite things to talk about!

[Doggygirl]

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rudyb. rape is NEVER ok. NEVER. not if you are drunk not if you are sober not if you are covered head to toe in a blanket or running nekkid through the streets. NEVER. :l

Pete, my keyboard will never be the same. :H

Evan, how very nice of you to continue taking care of the sweet, shy, naive LoOp.

OK ladies. for your viewing pleasure. I forgot you didn't know that Johnny is my boyfriend. So you can look, but no touching please. Well OK. You can touch if you want to. You are my friends and I will share.





Don't tell my husband!!!!

OK LoOp - post your pirate pics!

I'm trying to decide how to abbreviate ifulovelife2. Anyway... One of the guys on my debate team has been on methadone for 8 years. I dont' know much about it but will surely learn as part of this project. He says that a person is NOT supposed to be kept on methadone for the long term, but that the methadone clinics have a bit of a financial racket going on and will actually increase doses (which of course strengthens the addiction) rather than decreasing doses and weaning people off. I guess heroin/methadone withdrawal is SO uncomfortable that the idea of weaning off is really scary. My friend on the team has decided to come off methadone and has begun a very slow downward titration. He says the slow titration will take care of the physical withdrawal symptoms but he is anticipating anhedonia which could affect him for a long time with uncertain level of severity and he's not looking forward to that. There are newer drugs such as Suboxone (one of my AA sponsees came off of heroin on Suboxone) and the delivery mechanisms are getting more clever to limit the possibility that these drugs turn into street drugs (which can happen with traditional methodone).

I'm looking into learning so much more about all this stuff. There is an IV injection clinic in Vancouver where people can take their illegal street drugs to have them safely injected. VERY controversial I'm sure. But vastly reduced risk of HIV infection and overdose. The argument against would say that these solutions are "enabling."

OK - I've droned on long enough. Pete - did the movie you watched have a plot? Or just good looking actors?

Oh - one more funny story. I met my husband last night at a Chamber of Commerce event. It was like a mini trade show with lots of businesses having tables, giveaways, etc. He was already there. I found him talking to someone we know directly across from the Hooters table. :H For anyone unfamiliar with Hooters, it's a restaurant and you can see the waitress work uniforms at this link: http://www.hooters.com/home.aspx

What is REALLY funny is that I was teasing him later about finding him there, and he commented about their "big hair" and porn star makeup. I'M the one who didn't notice any of that.

Hi Brutus!!! You all have a good day!

DG

PS - the 6 image limit around here is a pain in the kiester. How can we possible express ourselves with such limits???

[Isolde]

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Knee update

So I went and saw the orthopedic surgeon yesterday, got an Xray and all that, had a physical examination. I'd been limping pretty badly since Tuesday night. I may have torn my lateral meniscus. He initially just told me not to work out for 3 weeks, and then to stay off the elliptical (even though it's low impact, the repetitive motion apparently can really aggravate the patella), and not to do squats. And then I told him that I am a weight lifter, that I do squats and deadlifts, etc. with heavy weight. Then he immediately decided that he'd better send me out to get an MRI. Apparently he thought I was just a girly girl exercise dabbler, just doing some cardio here and there.
I know this guy knows his shit, but I kept getting the feeling like he was rushing me, he kept inching towards the door. I told him that I thought the problem stemmed from my right leg being just a bit shorter than the left, and so it takes the brunt of the weight when I lift, and that whenever I work out consistently, I always notice that my right knee aches. He sort of just nodded like he was agreeing with me, but didn't offer any solutions.
Not being able to do squats ever again is unacceptable to me. Ideally, I want to be fitted for orthotics that I can wear when I workout, so that my right and left leg are doing the same amount of work. I know that squats are actually GOOD for the knees, because they strengthen all of the muscles around them. This is when they're done properly, which obviously I can't do right now with one leg doing most of the work. I mean, this guy is a sports doctor, help me find a way to continue working out in a way that I won't continue to injure my knee. Don't just tell me, "Well, just stop doing that."
I am going to make it very clear to him when I see him next week (after the MRI) what I want to do. And if he won't take the time to help me, I'll go see someone else who will. My dad has a good knee guy who takes his time with all of his patients. He warned me that I will sit in the waiting room for a long time, but that he'll take his time and listen to me and actually help. I will do squats again, damnit!

The messed up thing is that the doc asked me yesterday if I had any pain in my left knee, and I told him I didn't. Last night, it started to ache! WTF?! Ah well, if it's still causing me problems next week when I go back, I'll mention it.

DG, in the vein (sorry, bad pun) of harm addiction, I am pretty sure I have heard of places that provide clean needles to addicts.

Hope everyone has a great Friday!!

Oh, and I agree about the 6 smilie limit being a pain in the butt. It can be really difficult to figure out which ones to delete and which to keep! :H

[LadyLush]

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Good morning everyone!

My Rangers lost in the 11th:upset: What a game!

DG,
Hooter, Twin Peaks, and Bone Daddy's we have here. The newer the restaurant, the skimpier the clothes!

I am starting low-carb again next week IS. If I continue the carb intake I will be jumping from my roof to get into my jeans!

I am sorry Rudy about the past. DG is totally correct in what she said. The word "deserve" should never be mentioned, ever, ever, ever!

I don't know about Brutus for you Bruun. I do LOVE Shakespeare though!:h
But, did your screen name initially come out of "Broomhilda"?

Nice to see you back Evan and yes the "kick-ass" smiley from your better half was great.
Anyway, gotta get going. It was a long night watching my Rangers...again:upset:

Oh and Ifulovelife2 - I agree! How the heck do you abbreviate your screen name? I am sure you slept tight because we knocked your Yankee's out a long time ago or is it the choking Red Sox you follow?

Halloween party today at work. CARBS< CARBS< CARBS!
Oh well, I'll let my dog walk me after work; I have a malamute, and I am not kidding about him walking me!

Take care everyone and Happy Friday!
Love you guys!:hug:

[Doggygirl]

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Is - Wow that must have been frustrating to know you are with a "good knee guy" but him not really giving you his full attention. When I was doing more with free weights I struggled with dead lifts because I have an arthritic hip. I don't think my legs are physically a different length, but because one hip joint doesn't function the same as the other one, it has an uneven effect on everything else. One trainer told me to basically just ignore that. I didn't feel like I was able to achieve proper form, ever so I stopped. I wish I had felt I was working with someone knowlegeable who could truly help me safely adapt. Sounds like an orthodic would make really good sense for you! I hope you get it all worked out to your satisfaction. I agree I would rather wait a long time for a doctor who will take their time with me than someone "good" who rushes me out of their office.

LadyL - BONE DADDY's?????? :H:H:H I gotta google that one! Good to see you. I can relate on the jeans. My fat jeans are wearing their fat jeans. Why oh why did I let sugar back in! :upset: Worse than heroin I think. (for me anyway) I hope your dog has a lot of fun walking you later! :H

My fabulous goals for the day have been completely derailed by the appearance of a live stream of the practices for Skate Canada. Oh well. Men in sequins trumps closet cleaning and homework any day!

HI BRUTUS!!!

DG

[SlipperyPete]

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Doggygirl;1199389 wrote:
OK - I've droned on long enough. Pete - did the movie you watched have a plot? Or just good looking actors?

There seems to be a gaping hole (sorry, bad pun ) in quality videos. I thought I found a hot dog-on-woman animated porn film. The plot was pretty hard to keep up with, to be honest, and I kept waiting for the smut, but Beauty and the Beast ended up being a waste of 90 minutes. :upset:

[Doggygirl]

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SlipperyPete;1199532 wrote: There seems to be a gaping hole (sorry, bad pun ) in quality videos. I thought I found a hot dog-on-woman animated porn film. The plot was pretty hard to keep up with, to be honest, and I kept waiting for the smut, but Beauty and the Beast ended up being a waste of 90 minutes. :upset:

:H:H:H:H

[RudyB]

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i guess i need to learn emoticons or something, because i clearly did not convey the intended irony in that statement! thanks all for your words, but i KNOW that it wasn't my fault that homeboy had his way with me! sheee-it! it's just that, at my vulnerable 21 years of age, i felt like it was. intellectually i knew that it wasn't, but in my heart i felt like a shit for letting it happen, so i blamed myself, especially because i was drunk and sin defensa (without defense (defence?)) as a result (to say nothing of the fact that he was a professional fighter). i have wondered if that event helped my drinking spiral out of control; maybe in a way i was trying to re-live the experience of being drunk without letting anything bad happen to me. a little far fetched, perhaps, but i do think it contributed to my alcoholism. i repeat: i KNOW that rape is never, ever the victim's fault. ever. (i counsel my female students that their tight and revealing clothes could attract unwanted attention -even if they think they want it- but i would NEVER warn them that they'd be asking for it.. i'm sure you know that about me.)

anyway, sorry for bringing the conversation back to serious.

on a lighter note, 'ifulovelife2' is indeed cumbersome. how about 'life lover', or just plain 'lover'? i've been giving those a spin, and they seem to do the trick. s/he knows who i mean, right?