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:welcome: RedT. Normal dating, according to Stuck, begins down at the local watering hole, where a guy sits alone drinking excessively. By the end of the evening, if he's lucky, he'll spot a blurry vision or two across the room, and he may offer to buy her a drink. Should she accept, we can fast-forward through all the awkward, slurry small-talk and get right to falling through the bedroom door, stubbing one's toe on the nightstand, and rolling around on the bed for a while.
And we really do have to fast-forward through the rest of it, since by morning it's all been forgotten. Now if his luck has held to this point, he'll wake thankfully alone again, and he just has to walk through his apartment to make sure nothing was stolen, lock the door, and go back to bed 'till the afternoon.
Cheers!
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