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    #31
    Gender differences (Not to be taken too seriously)


    The unexamined life is not worth living

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      #32
      Gender differences (Not to be taken too seriously)

      bleep;1080945 wrote: This really, really pains me to say it.

      Baclofen is turning me into a fat lump. For the first time in my life, I am considering some form of a diet.
      Along comes another new diet
      And of course Bleep just has to try it.
      So he parts with his dough
      But the pounds never go
      Oh waiter,more chicken and fry it!
      I am a sobriety tart. AA/Smart/RR philosophy, meds/diet/exercise/prayer,rabbbits feet/four leaf clovers/horseshoes. Yes please.I will have them all thank you very much.Bring them on


      There is no way the bottle is going to be stronger than I am.

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        #33
        Gender differences (Not to be taken too seriously)

        30 minutes without a reply....... Game set and match!


        Get ready all MWO ladies here it is-our victory song.


        Listen and weep gentlemen.


        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_IAqwrvEuU[/video]]YouTube - Crazy Frog - We Are The Champions (Ding a Dang Dong)
        I am a sobriety tart. AA/Smart/RR philosophy, meds/diet/exercise/prayer,rabbbits feet/four leaf clovers/horseshoes. Yes please.I will have them all thank you very much.Bring them on


        There is no way the bottle is going to be stronger than I am.

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          #34
          Gender differences (Not to be taken too seriously)

          I was going to pop on here and see what I had to do to get the score up. It appears I have to do nothing. Way to go ladies. I think we've creamed them. :goodjob:

          Coalfire I think your manly rhymes should be +2 each.

          As far as ladylike behavior, since when do men care if a woman is ladylike, except in public? :H
          This Princess Saved Herself

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            #35
            Gender differences (Not to be taken too seriously)

            Oh, and I'm glad to see everyone's personalities are bac. :l
            This Princess Saved Herself

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              #36
              Gender differences (Not to be taken too seriously)

              Gotta hand it to you coalface you can write a mean limerick. Well done. I'm floored.

              Ne:
              Ne/Neva Eva;1084069 wrote: Ig, I was quoting a man.
              Not going to cut it here luv. I think we've all got your number when you give facts, quotes, etc.

              Red you get a point for adding a bit of straight thinking to your rabble
              redhead77;1084104 wrote:

              As far as ladylike behavior, since when do men care if a woman is ladylike, except in public? :H
              and just for the record 'creamed them' is a man's expression.
              Started Baclofen 3/9/10 Hit my switch at 250mg on 21/11/10 Present maintenance dose of 50mg : started drinking after 1 year, upped dose to 80mg and stopped: Tapered to 30mg, started 6 months of drinking, upped dose to 240mg to stop 12/7/12

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                #37
                Gender differences (Not to be taken too seriously)

                I know that Ig, scored one more point! :thanks:
                This Princess Saved Herself

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                  #38
                  Gender differences (Not to be taken too seriously)

                  ignominious;1084116 wrote:
                  and just for the record 'creamed them' is a man's expression.
                  I know that Ig. Score one more point. :thanks:
                  This Princess Saved Herself

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                    #39
                    Gender differences (Not to be taken too seriously)

                    ignominious;1084055 wrote:
                    Cindi - Size doesn't matter, have you never heard that, its a fact. I will reiterate it's a FACT. Women aren't so scared of smaller sized members either.
                    There are quite a few who would beg to differ! -

                    https://www.mywayout.org/community/f2...ml#post1083303


                    And I really think that Coalfire's limericks ought to get us ladies at least 5 points each. Not only are they original creations, but they are also really REALLY good!! :goodjob:


                    Gotta give props to you though, Ig. Perfect timing on this thread, and it's also helped to turn my thus far absolutely shitty Friday morning around a bit. So :goodjob: to you as well. (No more points for the men, though.)
                    Better Living Through Chemistry

                    Switched at 180mgs of Baclofen on 1/31/11, and again on 10/8/11 at 200mgs.

                    Could've been a swan on a glassy lake, could've been a gull in a clipper's wake. Could've been a ladybug on a windchime, but she was born a dragonfly.
                    ~Clutch

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                      #40
                      Gender differences (Not to be taken too seriously)

                      Gracias Coal, you are on FIRE! The score is 12-2 women.

                      And yes, it's so cute that men fool themselves to think it's not the size of the wave but the motion in the ocean. If it makes you FEEL whole, ok.

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                        #41
                        Gender differences (Not to be taken too seriously)

                        It turns out there is a place for women in sport.

                        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vCZx8wOIlA[/video]]YouTube - How To Play Lingerie Football

                        The unexamined life is not worth living

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                          #42
                          Gender differences (Not to be taken too seriously)

                          I spent the whole drive home desperately trying to come up with a decent return limerick, but I concede defeat to the master.

                          Shit that Lingerie Football is the real deal! Unbelievable. "Pulling off an opposing players clothes is discouraged, but prayed for by the fans!"

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                            #43
                            Gender differences (Not to be taken too seriously)

                            ignominious;1084055 wrote: Cindi - Size doesn't matter, have you never heard that, its a fact. I will reiterate it's a FACT. Women aren't so scared of smaller sized members either.

                            Oh no...you didn't...


                            ...


                            :no:

                            You just reset the men's score to 0 (Zero)



                            :thanks: dude


                            Women 12, Men 0


                            It's not very often I feel ashamed of my gender... It is a dark day my friends.

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                              #44
                              Gender differences (Not to be taken too seriously)

                              bleep;1084157 wrote: I spent the whole drive home desperately trying to come up with a decent return limerick, but I concede defeat to the master.
                              "
                              And rightly so.. remember we Irish invented them .
                              I am a sobriety tart. AA/Smart/RR philosophy, meds/diet/exercise/prayer,rabbbits feet/four leaf clovers/horseshoes. Yes please.I will have them all thank you very much.Bring them on


                              There is no way the bottle is going to be stronger than I am.

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                                #45
                                Gender differences (Not to be taken too seriously)

                                Those aren't proper limericks. Proper limericks are always obscene. Ha, another girlie failure!

                                Another point to the lads I think.

                                The unexamined life is not worth living

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