just got my own bac!

[RudyB]

just got my own bac!

no happy endings in acupuncture. and it's way more subtle than the other stuff. i think, though, that it's already making me feel better, more flow-y in my vibes.

the massage definitely got some new ju ju humming in these relaxed muscles. undoubtedly a very tangible pleasantness.

[redhead77]

just got my own bac!

Good job Miss Rudy! I too was thrilled when I figured out the you tube, thing-a-ma-jig. I'm glad there's another like me. A maybe computer illiterate. Not to label you or anything...

[Murphyx]

just got my own bac!

Rudy, was that the Intuitive Massage Therapist? Did she suss that you were taking enormous amounts of muscle relaxant? I really would take her advice regarding your liver seriously. After all, who better to know such a thing?

SlipperyPete;1143395 wrote: Which made you feel better, the massage or the acupuncture? I've been wanting to do the latter for awhile, but the only problem is I don't know if they do happy endings, too.

"You want I do it with oil, talc or needles?"

[RudyB]

just got my own bac!

aww, murph, go on with your sarcastic self you bm! i mean bum.

i told her you silly! she thought it was a great idea.

[Murphyx]

just got my own bac!

RudyB;1143526 wrote: aww, murph, go on with your sarcastic self you bm! i mean bum.

i told her you silly! she thought it was a great idea.

Well thank God for that. Remember, Intuitive Massage Therapists know best.

[RudyB]

just got my own bac!

dude! for a guy who thinks hypnosis is great, you sure are a skeptic! for frig's sake, how could a person be a truly good masseus without being intuitive on some level. she read my aura (or something) with her hands. she then physically worked on my injured hand -and how! she showed me what to do to help it heal better and more quickly. she showed me drawings of the hand's anatomy. we talked about brain science, for cryin out loud!

she felt around my ovaries and told me that one was very still, probably not producing or releasing many eggs. and she tickled my soaz muscles (she was trying to massage and 'read' them, but i couldn't stop squirming for the giggles her hands were causing). she said i'm still quite fit to bear a child, even after all those years of body-abuse. i am built like an ox. now tell me that you need lazers and stethoscopes to figure that out! but please don't tell me you're one of those hard-science-dependent westerners. murph, she is REAAALY GOOD!

and she takes really good care of my chickens. my hens look so happy there over the hill (she lives on a road parallel to mine, down the hill from where my land ends at its top).

and acupuncture has been used for many centuries. it DOES help people, otherwise it wouln't still be going strong. i feel SO GOOD today. i am taking ungodly doses of a muscle relaxant and i can't stop moving. i bounced out of bed this morning at 5:40 and have been going ever since. i weeded the garden in my bathrobe at 6. then my son got up, and as he ate his fruit on the stoop he said, 'mommy, i can see your underpants'.

me: oh, guess i should close my robe.
g: no, i like looking at your underpants. i'm having fun.
me: HUGE LAUGH!

[RudyB]

just got my own bac!

yes, i weeded the garden in my panties.

[Bruunhilde]

just got my own bac!

LOL Rudy, are you flashing your son with grannypants? Hopefully that's all that happening in his little mind.

This thread has pricks in purses, bums, happy endings AND chickens - always a popular topic with bacsters - . GREAT THREAD!

[RudyB]

just got my own bac!

thanks, bruun. i agree.

i was just posting on your thread as you were posting on mine. cool!

and no, my dear, gosh no, these are no granny pants! they're silky lacy little boy shorts that show my crack in the back. i learned about panties about a year before i learned about purses (you have to empty those when you're done using them).

[Murphyx]

just got my own bac!

RudyB;1143679 wrote:
she felt around my ovaries and told me that one was very still, probably not producing or releasing many eggs. and she tickled my soaz muscles (she was trying to massage and 'read' them, but i couldn't stop squirming for the giggles her hands were causing). she said i'm still quite fit to bear a child,I just know you're giggling as you write that, so stop being so silly.:H

RudyB;1143679 wrote: and acupuncture has been used for many centuries. it DOES help people, otherwise it wouln't still be going strong.

War, rape, child abuse and sheep-buggery have been around for even longer and they're absolutely brilliant. Only good things last; good point.

RudyB;1143679 wrote: he said, 'mommy, i can see your underpants'.

me: oh, guess i should close my robe.
g: no, i like looking at your underpants. i'm having fun.
me: HUGE LAUGH!

Ummm...

[RudyB]

just got my own bac!

have i told you that you can walk barefoot in my garden without fear of getting a sharp prick or tickled by too many straggly weeds? well, it's true. i shall post pictures soon.

[RudyB]

just got my own bac!

razon y piel, dificil mezcla. (jarabe de palo ~ agua.) reason and skin, a difficult mix.

and the deep masseus said about my bi? ex bf, whom she met when he brought her my chickens, she noted that he has soulful eyes and clearly a deep sensitivity. feminine side does not equal gay, nor does not being a sex fiend or aggressor. nor do fantasies or maybe experiences of the gay nature. hmmm... maybe that psychic was wrong who told me he likes the fellas. he sure did LIKE me when he wasn't too depressed to prove it.

[SlipperyPete]

just got my own bac!

Sorry to say, Rudy, but gay men WILL have sex with women if they have no choice.

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[Bruunhilde]

just got my own bac!

So you're showing your son your sexy ass? Hmmmm.

Per the very vivid description of your undies, I'm sure the boys are too busy at the moment to respond.

[RudyB]

just got my own bac!

OH MY GOD!

so, i was lying there minding my own business, typing to you guys while taking a nap. no wait, i wasn't typing, but i thought i was. i closed my eyes and i see a beautiful orange and yellow woven tapestry. i open them, lift my eye pillow, and i see my beautiful room. a while later i get up to pee, and as i'm doing so i wonder if i've closed my laptop. which was in the dining room. i go back to sleep and see orange again.

just before my friend was due to arrive to help me clean, it's green when i close my eyes; the same tapestry but in green. no wait, there it is red again! no wait, it's green. no, that's my eye pillow. but my eyes are closed! aww, now i'm really confused.

the phone wakes me up. i think, my friend should be here by now.

i go downstairs and find a note from my friend. she had tried to wake me. when i called her back, she told me she even called my name and sang, 'good morning! good morning! it's time to wake up!' at the top of her lungs. i did not stir. i lay with my hands folded on my chest, eye pillow intact. this after waking several times throughout the past half hour.

this baclofen is truly TRIPPY stuff! can't say that i mind it one bit. (hey, at least i wasn't passed out in a drunken slumber next to a lawn mower tangled in fencing!)