The truth shall set you free(but first it shall piss you off)
Paul,
LOL,
LoOp beat me to it. I'll pay $2 :H
Lady
LittleLessBoozin';1108448 wrote: Whilst we are (OK, were ;-) on the subject of hospital jokes....
A woman has been in a coma for several months. One day, her husband reaches over to give her a loving kiss, and there is a barely perceptible murmur.
The doc notices this and says "I'll look away, but would you mind touching one of her breasts?" The hubby does this, and sure enough, there is a louder murmer.
"Fascinating!" says the doctor. "Again, I'll look away, but could you touch both breasts?" The man obliges, and his wife gives on a full on moan.
The doctor says "I know this sounds weird, but with the progress we're making here, I'd like to leave the room, and you can try oral sex". The man agrees and the doc leaves.
A few minutes later, the man comes out of his wife's room. "So?" says the doc "What happened?"
..."She choked".
Paul- telling jokes in the best possible taste since 1974.
A woman has been in a coma for several months. One day, her husband reaches over to give her a loving kiss, and there is a barely perceptible murmur.
The doc notices this and says "I'll look away, but would you mind touching one of her breasts?" The hubby does this, and sure enough, there is a louder murmer.
"Fascinating!" says the doctor. "Again, I'll look away, but could you touch both breasts?" The man obliges, and his wife gives on a full on moan.
The doctor says "I know this sounds weird, but with the progress we're making here, I'd like to leave the room, and you can try oral sex". The man agrees and the doc leaves.
A few minutes later, the man comes out of his wife's room. "So?" says the doc "What happened?"
..."She choked".
Paul- telling jokes in the best possible taste since 1974.
LOL,
LoOp beat me to it. I'll pay $2 :H
Lady
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