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[Bruunhilde]

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Ach, he wasn't bullying the coyote, he had peanut butter knob out trying to get a good lickin'.

Very Murph. Thanks you guys for the Murph link, saw some of it but its blocked by my company just like youtube so can never see those videos and blogs. Give my best to the Mx for me and tell him I dated one of those small knob greek gods. The guy thought David was 'normal' and by the time I realized why, it was too late. I now have a "hot hug" clause whereby if we hug when fooling around clothed, and I feel nothing underneath that zipper, then that zipper is not getting unzipped in my presence.

Tuas? How do you say youse guys in spanish? Or you two? Or back atcha? I forget what I was trying to say anyway. Boy I'm tired.

Cool pics, Bam. Thanks for sharing.

[RudyB]

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oh god, bruun, you've got me on that one. i'll ask my native speakers, as my colloquialisms are slow to grow! the best i can give you is 'ustedes' or 'vosotros,' which are just the regular ol' pronouns for 'you, plural.' (i doubt anyone else really uses 'compadres.')

very awesome pictures, pete! glad you're home and safe from the clutches of wild beasts (alcohol and otherwise).

[redhead77]

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SlipperyPete;1176518 wrote: .

Hmm. If you think hockey is the best sport, then it's only natural that Nascar, turkey hunting, and wife-swapping would be second, third, and fourth place.

I was meaning to ask about this. And now that you're back, I can. What's wrong with Nascar? I like how those Neanderthals chase themselves around the track, getting all aggressive, and bumping each other. I once went to a race (some people at work made fun of me for it.) I did drink tons of beer at the time and this seemed to help the loud noise (I didn't know you should bring earplugs), the smell of exhaust (which would have given me a headache.), and the oppressive heat (people had personal fans.) Chalk those things up to lack of experience on my part. :H

What's wrong with turkey hunting? I guess you've never had freshly smoked turkey, right at the hunting camp? It was seriously the best turkey I've ever tasted.

Wife-swapping? No, I'm not going to say I've tried it. :H I'm not sure what it is, but I have an idea. I say for those people, whatever floats their boats. As long as everyone's a consenting adult and they find enjoyment in their alternative lifestyle, well good for them!

I loved your pics SP. And I loved that I finally had the opportunity to see what Murphy looks like. He's a real looker, isn't he? Thanks for the laugh!

[Isolde]

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What is wrong with HOCKEY?!!

[RudyB]

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nothing! they can even make prosthetics with a skate at the end.

[SlipperyPete]

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Ne, the dreams aren't a problem. I don't wake up terrified or anything, screaming "Obamaaaaaaa nooooooo!!!!" Although it is weird how the two people that have died in my dreams are in the political realm. I just gotta figure out how I can get Rush Limbaugh and Rick Perry in there and I might wake up a happy man

And I'm glad you agree that Washington should be the nation's capital.

B, that was not a bad Murphy impression you did there. BUT. His departure left a pretty big hole on my way out. Do you want to fill that hole?

Red and Isolde: there is nothing wrong at all with Nascar or hockey. They are both beloved hobbies of Amurrricans. There was a brief time when I was feeling especially patriotic for Amurica, and I wanted to be a Nascar driver. Admittedly, it was only to recreate this moment:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqhkdHlCHLk[/video]]Nascar Interview

So after my sister and a friend told me they thought my writing was funny, I decided to sign up to be a contributor at Cracked.com. I wouldn't start out writing articles I don't think, but I'd at least toss around ideas and just see what happens. The website is basically a nerdy comedy website, where they write lists of odd trivia. Here's an example of one: "8 Terrifying Robots Now Stalking Your Local Hospital"
I've realized by many of my posts that I'm a lot nerdier than I thought I was, so I decided to just roll with it.

I hope everyone's having a good weekend!

[Bruunhilde]

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I appreciate you tee'ing me up Bambam, so here goes...

I'm not the one to fill a hole Petey, I have been looking for someone to fill mine as it is. More a man's job or a girl willing to strap one on, and I am not that girl. At least, not tonight. I have a headache.

And by the way, I thought you were the one filling the space Mx left, you've got that slick wit and fun writing style, as your sister/friend also know. I think you're probably only nerdy on that website because you can't talk about knobs and such, right? Gotta keep it clean?

Also, you didn't cop to the peanut butter trick, so are you artfully ignoring it so that you won't be outted? Or was I being too nerdy and you're gracefully letting me off the hook but I'm too dumb to figure that out?

Loved your post on Red's thread about the next man she should have would be in the closet or was it out, and was it Ru's thread? Um, I'm not going to research that to write it right, fugettaboudit.

[redhead77]

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SlipperyPete;1194180 wrote: Ne, the dreams aren't a problem. I don't wake up terrified or anything, screaming "Obamaaaaaaa nooooooo!!!!" Although it is weird how the two people that have died in my dreams are in the political realm. I just gotta figure out how I can get Rush Limbaugh and Rick Perry in there and I might wake up a happy man

Red and Isolde: there is nothing wrong at all with Nascar or hockey. They are both beloved hobbies of Amurrricans. There was a brief time when I was feeling especially patriotic for Amurica, and I wanted to be a Nascar driver. Admittedly, it was only to recreate this moment:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqhkdHlCHLk[/video]]Nascar Interview

So, there's something wrong with turkey hunting and wife swapping? :H
SP, (is it OK, that I address you as SP?) I thought you were joking on my thread about Olbermann and Obama dying in your dreams. My response was less than considerate. Those would be some horrible dreams for a democrat and an Amurrican. Horrible! Yes, where are the dreams about Limbaugh? Maybe I'll have one soon. I can promise you, they won't be the erotic sort. :yuk:I love the humor you bring here. You are different from Murphy, but a much needed breath of fresh air. Awe, you know how I feel about you. Just listen to the song again, Jackie, I mean Petey, or SP, whatever.

[SlipperyPete]

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Bruun, that site is actually all about knob jokes. Once you register, your title (much like member and senior member here, which are obviously about knobs themselves) becomes "Purveyor of Dick Jokes." You should check the site out, it's quite funny.

Red, well now I just feel like I'm being difficult with my name :H I really don't care what I'm called. I guess being called Fetus brings back dark, terrible memories from 5 months ago when all the kids in school called me that.

Ne, you told me about your flamboyant friend and his Pony religion. It was around the time when I had the Pastafarian avatar. I love your nicknames, although I do NOT love Harry Potter! :H

[Bruunhilde]

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SlipperyPete;1194180 wrote:
B, that was not a bad Murphy impression you did there. BUT. His departure left a pretty big hole on my way out. Do you want to fill that hole?

Pete, just wanted to remind you why I joked re you filling Murphy's role, which you seemed to be a little irritated at.

[SlipperyPete]

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Bruunhilde;1194570 wrote: Pete, just wanted to remind you why I joked re you filling Murphy's role, which you seemed to be a little irritated at.That was a reply to the not-nerdy peanut butter joke. Here's a different response:
Bruunhilde;1194222 wrote:
And by the way, I thought you were the one filling the space Mx left...

Unfortunately, Bruun, Murph's hole CAN'T be filled. At least not while he's awake. I've paid a lot of young Welshman to try, but he kept resisting their advances.

[Doggygirl]

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SlipperyPete;1194585 wrote: Unfortunately, Bruun, Murph's hole CAN'T be filled. At least not while he's awake. I've paid a lot of young Welshman to try, but he kept resisting their advances.

:H:H

That totally reminded me of Murph. Thank you Pete!!!!

If anyone is in touch with Murph, please tell him DG says hello. I keep thinking he now has 47 different MWO screen names and is *walking* among us right now. Sort of how some people believe Elvis is alive and they see him everywhere they go. :H

DG

[Bruunhilde]

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Good one Pete, there's a reason your humor reminds me of Mx. Thanks DG, hello Murph! You live on here ...

[SlipperyPete]

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I decided to try tapering down from 150 to 130, and I'm on my 3rd or 4th day at that dose so I should get an idea soon of how it's working. It was kind of a hard decision to make, honestly, because on some days taking my bac seems like the most productive thing I'm doing. I really have no SE's at this point, and the only thing I can't do is lay down on my couch and watch TV, but I'd like to be able to do that because I like my TV.

I've been kicking around a nerdy analogy of bac and moderation, so bear with me. It's based off the first Halo video game from the original XBox. In that game you're a kick-ass soldier fighting aliens, and you have a health bar and a rechargeable shield. When you get hit by an enemy, the shield absorbs the hits at first, and then recharges after you've had some time to recover. If you get hit too much to where your shield fails, then your health starts dropping. If your health falls to zero, then you should restart the game in Easy mode. Oh, and you also die.

So bac gives us this rechargeable shield. It can be heavy and cumbersome at first, making us need to rest more often than we might be used to. Our muscles do get stronger and we're not weighed down as much as time progresses, but we might still like to be a little lighter. Drinking on bac is possible, but every drink you take makes your armour [sic] drop. Obviously, getting blasted is much worse than one drink, but it seems we can still recover, provided we let our shields go back to full strength. One drink a day might slowly chip at your armor, and since there's no time for them to recover, they keep steadily dropping. Once you drink too much, too often, your hit points start dropping. I forgot to mention that full hit points is indifference. So, once we lose hit points, we might need to raise our bac dose to get back up to full health. I did, at least. If your hit points fall to zero, then, well, you're probably back to being a full on alkie.

So I got a pretty sweet job, good pay, full time, and best of all I won't be working with the general public. Bad news is I'll be waking up at 5 am. The horror...the horror...

[Doggygirl]

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Pete, I really like the analogy you used with that game. Of course I don't know how it feels from first hand experience, but as an "outsider" re bac, that seems to reflect a lot of what I read here. Interesting way of looking at it.

(hope to see you 'round Brutus's 5 star hotel, where she seems to have gone missing....)

DG