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    #1

    It's Tuesday. I think. :)

    Oy. Big day in the Ed&Ne house. He's already yelled at me and it's only 4:39am. It was about the alarm clock, ftr. Which is broken. As in doesn't tell time accurately. But the plug is behind the bed and I haven't unplugged it. Apparently it knew that I wanted to get up at 4am and went off, but I was up, and so it begins... I'm now convinced the damn thing is possessed, since when I went to bed at 10pm it read 3:27. What is that???

    One more tidbit, but this bac related: I went to get my meds out of the pill box and lo and behold, there was a spider in the pill box! Really. That would've sent me into a complete tizzy not so long ago. I dumped it out, but didn't kill it, because apparently bleep holds the things in high regard, and grabbed today's allotment. This may not seem like a big deal, but it is. now there is a woman-hating spider running around my dressing room and I know who to hold responsible if something bites me. It ain't the spider, bleep.

    How's things in the rest of the world? ik, if you're around, I've been thinking about you and wondering if things have leveled out?
    Good day everybody!
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    #2
    It's Tuesday. I think.

    The spider doesn't hate you - it respects you, and will later eat something that would have bitten you, partly as a gesture of thanks, but mostly because it's a spider, and that's what they do. There's real progress here, you've made me very happy, thanks!

    It's freezing here. It's the middle of winter, about 14?C, and I'm huddled in my office with the heater on full ball, with 2 jerseys. My mouse hand freezes up every time I try and type something, and it makes me a less happy person. But the worst thing about winter, the absolutely most terrible thing, has to be the toilet seat first thing in the morning. It is the reason I am currently working so hard - I will consider myself a successful human being when I have heated toilet seats. It may seem shallow to some, but to me it will be the pinnacle of all my endeavours, the icing on the cake. I live for the day.

    You are all invited to use the loo at my house in the depths of winter when I achieve it.

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      #3
      It's Tuesday. I think.

      You know what worries me about spiders in my house? They say people eat a certain amount of spiders a year, or in a lifetime. I can't remember which. I'd like to think it's the lifetime one. The thought of spiders crawling in my mouth during sleep yearly, is too much to handle. Imagine if you woke up with one of those creepy crawlies, on your face, or your lips, or in your mouth? :disgusting:
      This Princess Saved Herself

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        #4
        It's Tuesday. I think.

        Egad. I am so glad you didn't mention that when I was taking super-duper-amounts. Might've kept me up all night, mouth shut tight, feeling things crawling on me.

        bleep a heated loo. yowza. Maybe think about jazzing it up with some diamonds? And how about a gold one? I'm pretty sure your president has one. And his chauffer. Aim high! I bet his gardener has a pretty decent loo.

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          #5
          It's Tuesday. I think.

          Bleepster: time to man up

          As far as spiders are concerned, I married well: Mrs. T is the designated spider catcher-and-releaser. We have monster rain spiders that make me scream like a girl when they jump at me. Who needs to man up, then?
          I'll do whatever it takes
          AF 21/08/2009

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            #6
            It's Tuesday. I think.

            bleep. it gets THAT cold in zimbabwe? please pardon my ignorance. and sorry about your derriere froid.

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              #7
              It's Tuesday. I think.

              bleep;1149525 wrote: It's freezing here. It's the middle of winter, about 14?C, and I'm huddled in my office with the heater on full ball, with 2 jerseys.
              Oh for gods' sake. It's the middle of summer here and it's 15C and I'm wearing shorts and a T shirt. Bleep, can anyone spell WIMP?

              Oh and all spiders must die. I don't care what anyone says, they are evil and disgusting. I don't feel like this about any other species, except maybe sharks. Sharks are like spiders; they all want to kill us. Sharks must all be killed, preferably by an exploding gas canister. Even the so-called harmless ones like the Basking Shark. It's still a freaking shark right?

              The unexamined life is not worth living

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                #8
                It's Tuesday. I think.

                It's not my fault people choose to live in climes that would kill you if technology wasn't surrounding you like a big, warm bubble. I choose to live in warm climate, so when it gets cold, it's horrible. And for all you people moaning, that's the temperature inside the office, not outside. How would you feel, sitting in your living room, or lounge, as civilised people call it, shivering?

                And we've missed an important part of Ne's opening post here - if Mrs Bleep's alarm clock had accidentally gone off at 4 in the morning, and she wasn't there to turn it off - I'd see an argument brewing as well. 10 points to Ed for sticking up for himself! I can't believe it took him 39 minutes to work up a head of steam!

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                  #9
                  It's Tuesday. I think.

                  bleep;1149525 wrote:
                  It's freezing here. It's the middle of winter, about 14?C.
                  Same temp here, and it's the middle of the summer.

                  Hmm... maybe I shoulda been somewhere else?
                  Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life... And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. They somehow already know what you truly want to become. Everything else is secondary.

                  Steve Jobs, Stanford Commencement Adress, 2005

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                    #10
                    It's Tuesday. I think.

                    Here you go Bleep,

                    Heated toilet seats and bidets ... Treat yourself and your family to a heated toilet seat and receive an unexpected pleasure that you will enjoy everyday.

                    HeatedBathroom.com ::...


                    I swear this a real ad...

                    I love Tuesdays. As a child Tuesday was my grandmothers day off. It was always my favorite day of the week.

                    Great day all!

                    LL:l
                    The hardest arithmetic to master is that which enables us to count our blessings.

                    *Don't look where you fall, look why you slipped*

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                      #11
                      It's Tuesday. I think.

                      It's also 14 here and the middle of the summer. We still go swimming though.

                      btw, in Japan, everybody has heated toilet seats. It's apparently a required part of indoor plumbing.
                      Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life... And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. They somehow already know what you truly want to become. Everything else is secondary.

                      Steve Jobs, Stanford Commencement Adress, 2005

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                        #12
                        It's Tuesday. I think.

                        LadyLush;1149775 wrote: I swear this a real ad...
                        Yeah yeah...

                        We all know you created that hilarious site yourself and made it look real
                        Knowledge of what is possible is the beginning of happiness.
                        George Santayana

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                          #13
                          It's Tuesday. I think.

                          Lush, you've just destroyed my dream.

                          All this time I've been thinking it's the ultimate luxury, the absolute height of hedonism, and yet you can pick one up for $80. Hell, the Swash 1000, the top of the range, is $600.

                          I've clearly got to up my game a notch or two here.

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                            #14
                            It's Tuesday. I think.

                            Yeah Lush, it's obviously a fake. Afterall, WHO in the world would name a toilet seat "Ultratouch" ????? What does that MEAN?

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                              #15
                              It's Tuesday. I think.

                              Ne/Neva Eva;1149514 wrote: It was about the alarm clock, ftr. Which is broken. As in doesn't tell time accurately. But the plug is behind the bed and I haven't unplugged it. Apparently it knew that I wanted to get up at 4am and went off, but I was up, and so it begins... I'm now convinced the damn thing is possessed, since when I went to bed at 10pm it read 3:27. What is that???
                              Why in god's name do you keep it? And keep it plugged in?

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