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    #31
    The difference between a 50 and 30

    Doggygirl;1164023 wrote: LL - if Murph tries to suck your t&t (tits & toes) while wearing that fishnet drag get up pictured in his thread, I will shoot him for you, OK? It's the least I can do since you volunteerd to go first....

    DG
    I am going to pee myself. :H

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      #32
      The difference between a 50 and 30

      Z,
      I am in Texas and don't even know how to shoot a gun!

      We just may now have to 'BOOB' him to death...:H

      :H:H:H:H


      LL
      The hardest arithmetic to master is that which enables us to count our blessings.

      *Don't look where you fall, look why you slipped*

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        #33
        The difference between a 50 and 30

        :welcome:
        Seethepony;1163774 wrote: Murph, you'll find those transatlantic dirty phone calls are a lot cheaper if you use Skype. Just sayin'...
        Where are you and what is going on?
        The hardest arithmetic to master is that which enables us to count our blessings.

        *Don't look where you fall, look why you slipped*

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          #34
          The difference between a 50 and 30

          .
          And I use to think drinking was fun! DG, you were there from the start:-). God give me the Grace and support you have given so many.
          Thanks with all my heart!


          LL:l
          The hardest arithmetic to master is that which enables us to count our blessings.

          *Don't look where you fall, look why you slipped*

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            #35
            The difference between a 50 and 30

            Right, that's it, I'm not going near any of you, if you don't shoot or stab me, you're likely to thrash me to death with your saggy boobs.

            Come to think of it, that's not a bad way to go.

            The unexamined life is not worth living

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              #36
              The difference between a 50 and 30

              Murphyx;1164245 wrote: you're likely to thrash me to death with your saggy boobs.
              Hey Ladies. We really ARE powerful!!!!
              Sobriety Date = 5/22/08
              Nicotine Free Date = 2/27/07


              One day at a time.

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                #37
                The difference between a 50 and 30

                :H:H:H
                My new favorite thread.
                Thanks. :l

                boob thrashing. that's awesome

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                  #38
                  The difference between a 50 and 30

                  Hey Zeph, any more news on the sicko? Oops I mean the gentleman friend.

                  BTW, if this is for real and you don't know who this person is, I would seriously consider making a police report...and tooling up!

                  The unexamined life is not worth living

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                    #39
                    The difference between a 50 and 30

                    Hi Murph, no more calls from the sicko. I did save the message and will call the police if he calls again.

                    On another note in reference to sicko's, I keep getting calls from someone who can barely speak english saying they are from microsoft and want remote access to my system so they can fix all the errors that I have on my computer. 210-280-8487 they call at least 5 times a day. I reported them to the RCMP.

                    Next time they call I am going to pretend I am crazy and tell them I am a powerful priestess and that I have put a voodoo curse on them. z

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                      #40
                      The difference between a 50 and 30

                      Zeph,

                      It's not just you, Google that number. That area code is from San Antonio, Texas.


                      Take Care,

                      LL:l
                      The hardest arithmetic to master is that which enables us to count our blessings.

                      *Don't look where you fall, look why you slipped*

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                        #41
                        The difference between a 50 and 30

                        Hi LL, I know I looked the number up on line and this number has a ton of fraud reports. z

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                          #42
                          The difference between a 50 and 30

                          Hellooo!

                          Congratulations sir/madam.

                          You have been choosed to halp me, a Royal Prime Minstier of Nigeria (IN hiding!) I have amazzed a fortune due to my profitable endevurs mining gold in these great Nation! Sadly, my many monies are been thretend by the FAKE KING of My Countree and I MUST hide this monee. It is a totle of $35,000,000 AMERICAN POUNDS, 10% of which is garantid to u!! I need your bank akkount for hiding this money (PLEAZE DO NOT STEAL MY MONIES)

                          Plaze respond with your name and bank #
                          You are very lucky I hav chosen u!

                          Gawd Bless!
                          Knowledge of what is possible is the beginning of happiness.
                          George Santayana

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                            #43
                            The difference between a 50 and 30

                            Zephra;1165072 wrote: Hi Murph, no more calls from the sicko. I did save the message and will call the police if he calls again.

                            On another note in reference to sicko's, I keep getting calls from someone who can barely speak english saying they are from microsoft and want remote access to my system so they can fix all the errors that I have on my computer. 210-280-8487 they call at least 5 times a day. I reported them to the RCMP.

                            Next time they call I am going to pretend I am crazy and tell them I am a powerful priestess and that I have put a voodoo curse on them. z
                            I get daily calls from 'Microsoft' telling me I have problems with my computer. It doesn't matter what I do or say, they just keep ringing back the next day. Their number is withheld, but judging by their accents and really crappy English, they appear to be in India (despite calling themselves by English names, which they often can't even pronounce).

                            It amuses me to pretend to misunderstand them and accept their offers of free oral sex or agree with their suggestion that Pakistan ought to nuke Bangalore, but they're well used to being insulted and brushed off and soon hang up. I hate them!

                            Don't worry about the sicko caller, your number was probably just random and he doesn't even know who you are. If he should call again, don't give him any further incentive to call, don't respond, don't listen, just put the phone on the table for a couple of minutes and then hang it up. He will soon bore of you.

                            The unexamined life is not worth living

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                              #44
                              The difference between a 50 and 30

                              SlipperyPete;1165089 wrote: Hellooo!

                              Congratulations sir/madam.

                              You have been choosed to halp me, a Royal Prime Minstier of Nigeria (IN hiding!) I have amazzed a fortune due to my profitable endevurs mining gold in these great Nation! Sadly, my many monies are been thretend by the FAKE KING of My Countree and I MUST hide this monee. It is a totle of $35,000,000 AMERICAN POUNDS, 10% of which is garantid to u!! I need your bank akkount for hiding this money (PLEAZE DO NOT STEAL MY MONIES)

                              Plaze respond with your name and bank #
                              You are very lucky I hav chosen u!

                              Gawd Bless!
                              broda wetin day

                              abeg nor let di mugu sabi awa secrets. u dey di guyman laik mi wi mus stick togedda.

                              1 luv

                              The unexamined life is not worth living

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                                #45
                                The difference between a 50 and 30

                                Z, why don't you start moaning next time the Microsoft guy calls? Get louder and louder, and end up cumming all over his keyboard.

                                Just a thought.

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