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[Wildflowers]

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It may have just dawned on me that ifulovelife2 is Brenda. Oh feck Mother was right again, I am naive. :upset: :H

I think we should declare National & International Health Sex Week At MWO. Oh feck it, make it for the rest of the year, some of us are behind.

Maybe put together a kitty pot for those without partners & buy special x-mas pressies. :-) :h

[Alcoholic]

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Darn it!!!!

How disapointing!!! Brenda?! Argh!

[techie]

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FreeFly;1411338 wrote: I think it begs the question, how small exactly was it in the first place? Just sayin

[Byrdlady]

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WHAT? Ally, now what are we gonna do?

[FreeFly]

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techie;1411352 wrote:

:H:H:H

[Wildflowers]

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Byrdlady;1411353 wrote: WHAT? Ally, now what are we gonna do?

You are both included on the special x-mas gift list. Your :welcome: :h

[Zenstyle]

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Someone told me there's a big dick called Brenda that I need to check out.............. That's dead kinky loike!

[Byrdlady]

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Who is Brenda and how could she do this do us! I feel so.....EMPTY! :H

[Zenstyle]

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Byrdlady;1411360 wrote: Who is Brenda and how could she do this do us! I feel so.....EMPTY! :H

LMFAO!!!! :H

I'm dead disappointed too! Heard it was a SCHLONG of mammoth proportions... had its own solar system even... and I get here and read the thread and I see Techie giving us the "heads" up that it's just a wee bitty thing. Bloody false advertising if yer ask moi.

[Wildflowers]

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Byrdlady;1411360 wrote: Who is Brenda and how could she do this do us! I feel so.....EMPTY! :H

I've taken a task note. I'll order yours in a nice, but comfy size. :H

[Wildflowers]

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I'm still not sure about Brenda. Where did she ~ he come from? Must be off now. Sista Zenilite is here, she will help ya all figure it out!... :h

[Wildflowers]

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I told ya she'd be a big help. I suspect she has experience with these things. :H :new:

[Zenstyle]

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Wildflowers;1411364 wrote: I'm still not sure about Brenda. Where did she ~ he come from? Must be off now. Sista Zenilite is here, she will help ya all figure it out!... :h

I'm as confused as yerself! Who's disco stick is it and where did it come (ahem) from? OK... orf to read entire thread... it's a long one... *groan*

[ifulovelife2]

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No, my name isn't Brenda. that's just an in joke between Dodgy and me.

Did you know she has a thing for trannies? Apparently she's famous among the transgender community as a 'tranny hag'. :H

[ifulovelife2]

My Penis Is Enormous

FreeFly;1411338 wrote: I think it begs the question, how small exactly was it in the first place? Just sayin

That's a good question. Unfortunately I never actually measured it before and now I can't because I don't have a tape measure, only a ruler.