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[tawnyfrog]

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The member has affiliates?

[Sticky]

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Hi guys

This thread is humorous and serious. Good on everyone! I rarely come on here and to be honest when i saw the title i thought, OMG another nutter!. By nutter i mean those people on here who have multiple identities and/or are trying to sell liquid baclofen, etc.

Keep it up
Cheers
Sticky

[NoraC]

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I hope that this helps you.......

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[kuya]

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ifulovelife2;1411563 wrote: I'm sorry, are you suggesting my penis should become a theme park attraction?

I could offer rides I suppose.

That is just too quick and too funny :H:H:H:H:H

[patrice]

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Look I've tried to keep away for a few days... I just can't

again .. loving it...and lovelife2, thank you for such a great and continous laugh.. with you x

[Xadrian]

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Hey lovelife,

You should have been careful what you wished for when you were a teenager.

Now your wish has been fulfilled, there's no reason to cry.


Moreover, you have been lucky too: I know a guy that met a dwarf and he was granted to do a wish. He wished he had a penis that reached the floor. Now he has to do the rest of his life without legs.

[Doggygirl]

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ifulovelife2;1411370 wrote: Did you know she has a thing for trannies? Apparently she's famous among the transgender community as a 'tranny hag'. :H

Ahhhhh. Now I know why you hold such appeal for me. :H:b&d:

Dodgy

[GingerDust]

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tawnyfrog;1411565 wrote: The member has affiliates?

Such a grand member would not be unaffiliated. Probably has connections all over the place.

Unless we're talking about a side effect wherein the member self-replicates, causing member-clones to sprout from the body like tulips in a sunny garden . . .

[GingerDust]

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Hey, maybe it's not like tulips. I tried to find examples of multiple members and such affiliations apparently do exist. I find no evidence that it's a side effect of baclofen, but it does explain the confusion over Quixote's giants.

[Nelz]

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Thats odd.....seems that the sales of Balc are up........wayyyyyyyyyyy up!

[red67]

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GingerDust;1411695 wrote: Hey, maybe it's not like tulips. I tried to find examples of multiple members and such affiliations apparently do exist. I find no evidence that it's a side effect of baclofen, but it does explain the confusion over Quixote's giants.

Kinda looks like one of Nelz's stars

[techie]

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Penis by Frankie Avalon

Hey Penis
Oh Penis
Penis if you will
Please send a big girl for me to thrill
A girl who wants my kisses and my arms
A girl with all the charms of you

Penis make her fair
I love the girl with sunlight in her hair
And take the brightest stars up in the skies
And place them in her eyes for me
Penis god of love that you are
Surely the things I ask
Can't be to great a task

Penis if you do
I promise that I always will be true
I'll give her all the love I have to give
As long as we both shall live

Penis god of love that you are
Surely the things that I ask
Can't be to great a task

[Zenstyle]

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techie;1411798 wrote:
Penis by Frankie Avalon

Hey Penis
Oh Penis
Penis if you will
Please send a big girl for me to thrill
A girl who wants my kisses and my arms
A girl with all the charms of you

Penis make her fair
I love the girl with sunlight in her hair
And take the brightest stars up in the skies
And place them in her eyes for me
Penis god of love that you are
Surely the things I ask
Can't be to great a task

Penis if you do
I promise that I always will be true
I'll give her all the love I have to give
As long as we both shall live

Penis god of love that you are
Surely the things that I ask
Can't be to great a task

CLASSIC!!!! :H:H:H

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvM3106BsL8[/video]]FRANKIE AVALON (Live) - Venus - YouTube

[Zenstyle]

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fennel;1411499 wrote: Here's something for Mr. Big.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7H9xEesilU[/video]]The Lonely Island - Dick In A Box HD - YouTube

Hahaha!!!!! Mr. Lovelife is meeting his lady friend at Christmas... Too damn funny...... :H

I thought his name might mean a love for life but I'm beginning to think it may be more amorous than that............. :blinkylove:

[FreeFly]

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Alcoholic;1411471 wrote: I'm sorry, iful:

I didn't know you've been so distressed by this situation. But one thing I learned from being here at MWO is that you do have to confront and handle your problems, big or small. It's better if you have a support group like this to go to.

Just like zen nicely helped you w the penile diagrams, let me lent my support by introducing you to a support site for large penised people called "large penis support group."

LPSG - Adult Community is their website.

I hope you find it helpful. Please share your experience of the site w us. We will always be here to support you as well.

OMG! I can't believe it's real. I wonder if there's a forum for tiny ones.