My Penis Is Enormous

[red67]

My Penis Is Enormous

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[IAD]

My Penis Is Enormous

Wow.....I can't believe this thread is still gong on ! Ha! Red67......don't worry about size.......here's a Math Formula That I live by ! " The angle of the dangle equals the heat of the meat" ! Ha! It all adds up ! ha! Tony

[techie]

My Penis Is Enormous

a head and three wrinkles...

[kuya]

My Penis Is Enormous

What this thread confirms for me is that, regardless of all the havoc wrought in our lives by alcohol, we are very much ALIVE ! :H:H

[byebyebridgetjones]

My Penis Is Enormous

You poor poor man.
Perhaps you shouldn't be operating heavy machinery just now.
Also advise no 'distractions' whilst driving. You might pass out and hurt yourself or others.
Are you sure the rest of your body isn't just shrinking around 'it' ?

[NoraC]

My Penis Is Enormous

byebyebridgetjones;1412033 wrote:
Are you sure the rest of your body isn't just shrinking around 'it' ?

:H:H:H

[techie]

My Penis Is Enormous

byebyebridgetjones;1412033 wrote: You poor poor man.
Perhaps you shouldn't be operating heavy machinery just now.
Also advise no 'distractions' whilst driving. You might pass out and hurt yourself or others.
Are you sure the rest of your body isn't just shrinking around 'it' ?
NoraC;1412050 wrote: :H:H:H

:H:H:H

[blondie]

My Penis Is Enormous

Can we make this one a sticky?

[kuya]

My Penis Is Enormous

blondie;1412082 wrote: Can we make this one a sticky?

Only if you keep playing with it, Blondie !:H:H:H

[CanToo]

My Penis Is Enormous

:funnypost:

[Zenstyle]

My Penis Is Enormous

kuya;1412083 wrote: Only if you keep playing with it, Blondie !:H:H:H

Ahhhhh.... Jaysus...... :H

I'm ashamed to admit... I logged on and checked this thread first! LOL!

[mario]

My Penis Is Enormous

:anon::upset::blush:Knew I was missing out on something:blush::creepydude:

[Ne/Neva Eva]

My Penis Is Enormous

Ten years of marriage and we both credit baclofen for making sex unfeckingbelievable. It never occurred to either of us that it was a size thing. (His underwear still fits.)
I want to measure, but he does not think it necessary to share the specifics on MWO. We didn’t think to measure way back when, anyway.

I won’t disabuse him of the notion that his parts are enlarged, but I can tell you that his very manhood is HUGE in comparison. That cannot be measured, of course. And the thing is, the reason he rocks my world, the reason he owns me when we’re naked together (not always, but on a good day, holy mother of all good things!) has very little to do with the size of the knob. I mean, I don’t exactly know what’s going on, exactly. (On a good day.) But I do know that sometimes it doesn’t even involve knobs of any sort.

I asked him, but he simply smiled and said a good magician does not share the hows and whys of the magic. I don’t want to cross the wizard, so I’ll leave it be.

As far as I’m concerned, it has a whole lot to do with the magic of the before and after. He just takes care of business, in all kinds of ways, before the monkey business begins. But of course, we’re not stinkin’ drunk anymore. (I swear, if it’s the baclofen, it ought to be re-patented. Oh. Wait. It IS the baclofen. Or the results, anyway, of taking it just like it’s medicine.)

Maybe your friend knows all this? I’d venture the guess that y’all will find a way to help each other get where you want to be. Plus, you rock my world, and I’ve never even seen your parts. (Thank all that matters. I’ve got my hands full as it is.)


(I'm with ya' Reg. and :l)

[ifulovelife2]

My Penis Is Enormous

Oh my friends, I have some marvelous news. I awoke this morning to find everything was back to normal in the trouser department. Yes my friends, my penis has returned to its regular size. I have no idea what happened to cause this wonderful transformation, all I know is that I am relieved beyond measure.

I want to thank you all for your magnificent support during this awful time. It has been deeply upsetting for me as you all know. I am blessed to have such caring friends as I do on MWO. Truly blessed!

I haven't yet told my lady friend that my penis has returned to its normal proportions. I think I will leave that as a surprise for when we next meet. She will be overjoyed, I am sure.

Oh wonderous day!

I've attached a sketch of how things now look:






I do have some swelling in my gonads, as you can see, but I'm not overly worried about that.

[kuya]

My Penis Is Enormous

ROFLMAO. TOO TOO FUNNY :H:H