My Penis Is Enormous

[IAD]

My Penis Is Enormous

I know KUYA......and Two wongs don't make a wight......Ha!

[RedThread12]

My Penis Is Enormous

I'm on my third or fourth variation of "Fuc Yu Man." It's coming along nicely! I think it will be a specialty of my house, too.

[Alcoholic]

My Penis Is Enormous

iAd:

I'm totally offended!! I'm a Chinese female, and I can't believe that the dinner combination # 6 costs the same as #3!!!!

Wtf!

[Zenstyle]

My Penis Is Enormous

Alcoholic;1412769 wrote: iAd:

I'm totally offended!! I'm a Chinese female, and I can't believe that the dinner combination # 6 costs the same as #3!!!!

Wtf!

:H:H:H

Sum Ting Wong there too! OK Ally... it's up to you to sort it out... We're all feckin starving so someone needs to order!

[RunningCourage]

My Penis Is Enormous

I don't like Chinese.

Prefer American fare.

Double whopper and cheese...

Would I like to go large?

Well why of course i would. I demand it.

[Wildflowers]

My Penis Is Enormous

Zenstyle;1412107 wrote: Ahhhhh.... Jaysus...... :H

I'm ashamed to admit... I logged on and checked this thread first! LOL!
Me too. I didn't started feeling guilty until today, but then I had a day off, but I did think about the penis thread. :H

kuya;1412279 wrote: I am also going to put my hand up ....... I too logged onto it first.....what IS wrong with us?????? :H

I did look here first today, but posted elsewhere. I'm making progress. LMAO. :H

Byrdlady;1412352 wrote: I was afraid this thread had Petered out, but apparently it is still up.......B

Gone for two days & six new pgs. :H:H

[Wildflowers]

My Penis Is Enormous

I should read backwards like I normally do, but just once I tried doing something half ass right.

OMG..... I didn't think it was fecking possible for this thing to get any funnier, I'm dieing here with laughter now.

[Wildflowers]

My Penis Is Enormous

ifulovelife2;1412268 wrote: Oh my friends, I have some marvelous news. I awoke this morning to find everything was back to normal in the trouser department. Yes my friends, my penis has returned to its regular size. I have no idea what happened to cause this wonderful transformation, all I know is that I am relieved beyond measure.

I want to thank you all for your magnificent support during this awful time. It has been deeply upsetting for me as you all know. I am blessed to have such caring friends as I do on MWO. Truly blessed!

I haven't yet told my lady friend that my penis has returned to its normal proportions. I think I will leave that as a surprise for when we next meet. She will be overjoyed, I am sure.

Oh wonderous day!

I've attached a sketch of how things now look:






I do have some swelling in my gonads, as you can see, but I'm not overly worried about that.

I think I may be more worried about you & your lady friend now. :H Plzz get some help soon, I wouldn't want ya ta blow up. A blow might fix it. There must be some apparatus we can hook you up to for over flow.

[Wildflowers]

My Penis Is Enormous

To the gentleman who sent me a photograph of his penis: I honestly have no idea if that protrusion is normal or not. That said, I can not imagine it should be green. That is quite alarming and I think you should consult a doctor!

I think your right Ifu!

[Wildflowers]

My Penis Is Enormous

kuya;1412695 wrote: I am so sorry, but as well as alcoholism I also suffer with penis envy.

This thread is simply recovery so please don't judge me!

I suppose most woman do at least once in their lives. :H

We already tried judging each other & showed what dicks we were. :H

[Wildflowers]

My Penis Is Enormous

Alcoholic;1412702 wrote: Iful:
I still prefer the penis. I hope you get that enlargement back. Balls don't do much for me. Maybe it's like the balloons: if you squeeze the balls, the air or whatever will travel back and fill up your penis again. See if that works. Male sexual organs shouldn't be that complicated.

Byrdlady;1412705 wrote: Ally, the hair growth on them is what's freaking me out!!! Maybe while he's at it, he should get a good waxing.....(yeeeeeowwww!) :H
Alcoholic;1412708 wrote: Byrdlady: totally Agree! Those balls are giving me nightmares! Give us penis! We want penis!

kuya;1412713 wrote: LOLOLOLOL speak it out Ally, loud and proud ! :H:H

ROTFLMAO

[Wildflowers]

My Penis Is Enormous

Alcoholic;1412769 wrote: iAd:

I'm totally offended!! I'm a Chinese female, and I can't believe that the dinner combination # 6 costs the same as #3!!!!

Wtf!
Zenstyle;1412772 wrote: :H:H:H

Sum Ting Wong there too! OK Ally... it's up to you to sort it out... We're all feckin starving so someone needs to order!

This is too much! You all could make a livin doin comedy! :H :thanks:

[Nelz]

My Penis Is Enormous

Here's a "solution" to your problem luvlife2, try the middle bottle


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[kuya]

My Penis Is Enormous

Wildflowers;1412823 wrote:

I think your right Ifu!

That thing is actually smiling at me, and apart from the genital warts, I'm kinda liking it ! :H


WF was this taken when you and Mr WF were playing Adam and Eve in The Garden again?:H:H

[ifulovelife2]

My Penis Is Enormous

Alcoholic;1412702 wrote: Iful:
I still prefer the penis. I hope you get that enlargement back. Balls don't do much for me. Maybe it's like the balloons: if you squeeze the balls, the air or whatever will travel back and fill up your penis again. See if that works. Male sexual organs shouldn't be that complicated.

I took your advice. I squeezed them really hard. The results were not quite what I expected.











I wish I hadn't listened to you.

What the heck do I do now????????