My Penis Is Enormous

[RunningCourage]

My Penis Is Enormous

Nelz;1414420 wrote: Ha Ha, I love my FB friends......kinda timely



a man elbows a women's boob in a hotel he says if ur hearts as soft as ur breast you ll forgive me she replied if ur penis is as hard as ur elbow I'm in room 24

:H:H:H

[Zenstyle]

My Penis Is Enormous

LMAO!!!!!

So where IS Ifulovelife? Seriously! Can boobies be THAT entertaining? Are we THAT boring? What gives?

:H

[techie]

My Penis Is Enormous

Nelz;1414420 wrote: Ha Ha, I love my FB friends......kinda timely



a man elbows a women's boob in a hotel he says if ur hearts as soft as ur breast you ll forgive me she replied if ur penis is as hard as ur elbow I'm in room 24

:H:H:H

[kuya]

My Penis Is Enormous

Nelz;1414420 wrote: Ha Ha, I love my FB friends......kinda timely



a man elbows a women's boob in a hotel he says if ur hearts as soft as ur breast you ll forgive me she replied if ur penis is as hard as ur elbow I'm in room 24

:H:H:H

[GingerDust]

My Penis Is Enormous

Zenstyle;1414154 wrote: Where'd Ifulovelife go? He playing with them boobies?

Maybe. A guy I dated once asked me how I kept my hands off my boobs. I thought about asking him how he kept his hands off his dick, but then it occurred to me that he probably didn't.

Maybe Ifu tried to compress his, um, man boobies. The only sex organ left untouched (so to speak) so far would be his brain. Imagine what that would do to his head. Maybe he's afraid to come back and say that he now looks like an emoticon. :egad:

[Wildflowers]

My Penis Is Enormous

Nelz;1413921 wrote: I guess the military will NOT be outclassed by luvlife!!!!



FreeFly;1413990 wrote: :H:H:H

Well Iful, I guess it could be worse!

I think luvlife has gone into hiding. Perhaps cleavage protection. :H

[techie]

My Penis Is Enormous

GingerDust;1415066 wrote: Maybe. A guy I dated once asked me how I kept my hands off my boobs. I thought about asking him how he kept his hands off his dick, but then it occurred to me that he probably didn't.

Maybe Ifu tried to compress his, um, man boobies. The only sex organ left untouched (so to speak) so far would be his brain. Imagine what that would do to his head. Maybe he's afraid to come back and say that he now looks like an emoticon. :egad:

:H:H:H

[Wildflowers]

My Penis Is Enormous

GingerDust;1415066 wrote: Maybe. A guy I dated once asked me how I kept my hands off my boobs. I thought about asking him how he kept his hands off his dick, but then it occurred to me that he probably didn't.

Maybe Ifu tried to compress his, um, man boobies. The only sex organ left untouched (so to speak) so far would be his brain. Imagine what that would do to his head. Maybe he's afraid to come back and say that he now looks like an emoticon. :egad:

I must have missed this one Techie. :H:H:H

I'm losing my touch. Well, I did give Mr. luvlife some rather nice tips, looks like I better swallow my own advice. :H

[Zenstyle]

My Penis Is Enormous

GingerDust;1415066 wrote: Maybe. A guy I dated once asked me how I kept my hands off my boobs. I thought about asking him how he kept his hands off his dick, but then it occurred to me that he probably didn't.

Maybe Ifu tried to compress his, um, man boobies. The only sex organ left untouched (so to speak) so far would be his brain. Imagine what that would do to his head. Maybe he's afraid to come back and say that he now looks like an emoticon. :egad:

Hahahaaaaa!!!!!! :H:H:H

[Zenstyle]

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An emoticon! OMG.... LMFAO!!!!!! :H :new:

[Zenstyle]

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Dear Ifulovelife2,

Where are you???

Please come back and entertain us!

Love, Zenny

[Zenstyle]

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Gawd... maybe his member really was a problem...?

[TexasAg]

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Maybe it was evil!?

They don't call it the one-eyed monster for nuthin....

[Zenstyle]

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Oh Gawd... maybe it's done him in!

[ifulovelife2]

My Penis Is Enormous

Sorry, not had time to talk: I've spent the last 3 days in bed entertaining myself with my new chesticles. I just got on the computer to Google ways of making my neck more supple and bendy. If I master that, then I'll have all the attributes a man could ever want and no need of any woman in my life...well, I suppose I'll still need someone to do the ironing, but I'll be self sufficient in all other respects.