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    #316
    My Penis Is Enormous

    It will also be helpful to train your penis to be more bendable to go into another hole ....if you know what I mean.... I'm sure then we will never see you again though....,
    Alcoholic (or Ally)

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    A wise man knows how little he knows."

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      #317
      My Penis Is Enormous

      ifulovelife2;1415151 wrote: Sorry, not had time to talk: I've spent the last 3 days in bed entertaining myself with my new chesticles. I just got on the computer to Google ways of making my neck more supple and bendy. If I master that, then I'll have all the attributes a man could ever want and no need of any woman in my life...well, I suppose I'll still need someone to do the ironing, but I'll be self sufficient in all other respects.
      :H:H:H
      You were born with wings, why prefer to crawl through life? Rumi

      :lilangel:

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        #318
        My Penis Is Enormous

        :H
        AF Since July 27, 2012:jumpin:


        "Don?t be satisfied with the norm if you want more. It?s okay to want to achieve special results. The world needs folks who dream and achieve big things. Never give up."


        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qX9FS...e_gdata_player

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          #319
          My Penis Is Enormous

          ifulovelife2;1415151 wrote: Sorry, not had time to talk: I've spent the last 3 days in bed entertaining myself with my new chesticles. I just got on the computer to Google ways of making my neck more supple and bendy. If I master that, then I'll have all the attributes a man could ever want and no need of any woman in my life...well, I suppose I'll still need someone to do the ironing, but I'll be self sufficient in all other respects.
          You could just hire an au pair while you play with your pair?

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            #320
            My Penis Is Enormous

            Alcoholic;1415153 wrote: It will also be helpful to train your penis to be more bendable to go into another hole ....if you know what I mean.... I'm sure then we will never see you again though....,
            ALLY !!!! This is the first time I have posted on this thread and my mouth is hanging open not believing you just said that..... ROTFLMBO !!!!!
            How simple it is to see that we can only be happy now and there will never be a time when it is not now....

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              #321
              My Penis Is Enormous

              Alcoholic;1415153 wrote: It will also be helpful to train your penis to be more bendable to go into another hole ....if you know what I mean.... I'm sure then we will never see you again though....,
              I'm in shock to Ally. I'm laughing so hard I can't breath!!!... OK, I may have lied a little about the shock, :new: Just a little & thank goodness I came up for air. :H:H:H

              I'm going to go look something up before I eat. Not IAD's menu. :H

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                #322
                My Penis Is Enormous

                sunshinedaisies;1415229 wrote: ALLY !!!! This is the first time I have posted on this thread and my mouth is hanging open not believing you just said that..... ROTFLMBO !!!!!
                Is that poo, bear?

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                  #323
                  My Penis Is Enormous

                  This thread has a life of it's own. Must be that little brain at work.


                  "I like people too much or not at all."                   Sylvia Plath

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                    #324
                    My Penis Is Enormous

                    If its still a real problem, Im sure Lorena Bobbit is free by now
                    Living on Planet Sober since 05/02/11




                    DAREDEVIL COOKIE MONSTER

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                      #325
                      My Penis Is Enormous

                      kuya;1415270 wrote: Is that poo, bear?
                      :H:H:H

                      :crap:

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                        #326
                        My Penis Is Enormous

                        ifulovelife2;1415151 wrote: Sorry, not had time to talk: I've spent the last 3 days in bed entertaining myself with my new chesticles. I just got on the computer to Google ways of making my neck more supple and bendy. If I master that, then I'll have all the attributes a man could ever want and no need of any woman in my life...well, I suppose I'll still need someone to do the ironing, but I'll be self sufficient in all other respects.



                        I don't think your lady friend is going to be very happy with this news!!! She's expecting her x-mas pressie & plenty of it!!!......

                        We woman will not be reduced to just ironing, we have needs!!!... So please get rid of your "chesticles" immediately!!!... Besides you have your own testicles to keep you busy, when we are busy helping you with your ironing. Only if you've been very good to us first.

                        PS. Don't over due it with the professional How To Lose Man Boobs. We don't need an inversion problem next. You might want her help with this. She has more experience with boobies. Your friend may have a piercing kit waiting at her place.

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                          #327
                          My Penis Is Enormous

                          Ummm, can someone recommend a good way of getting rid of chest hair?

                          Shaving has its drawbacks.





                          "My fault, my failure, is not in the passions I have, but in my lack of control of them." Jack Kerouac

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                            #328
                            My Penis Is Enormous

                            'Cos man hair is a bit tough at pulling out, I suggest you concoct a thickish paste using that draino grainy stuff for blocked drains, extra strength Nair (hair removal cream) and some chloric acid.... Smeer evenly and leave for, let's say, 3.7 hours. Do a test patch before complete removal of the thickish goop by scraping a small amount away with a spatula (probably steel spatula actually). I'd avoid the nipple area....

                            You may need some alo vera to sooth the skin afterwards.....
                            It is not what we do, but how much love we put into the doing.
                            Mother Theresa

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                              #329
                              My Penis Is Enormous

                              nicelife;1415662 wrote: 'Cos man hair is a bit tough at pulling out, I suggest you concoct a thickish paste using that draino grainy stuff for blocked drains, extra strength Nair (hair removal cream) and some chloric acid.... Smeer evenly and leave for, let's say, 3.7 hours. Do a test patch before complete removal of the thickish goop by scraping a small amount away with a spatula (probably steel spatula actually). I'd avoid the nipple area....

                              You may need some alo vera to sooth the skin afterwards.....
                              :H:H:H:H

                              And DON'T forget the alo Vera IULL....vital

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                                #330
                                My Penis Is Enormous

                                Sun, you are just too pure:H:H:H

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