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    #361
    My Penis Is Enormous

    I just read this:
    5 Things Nobody Tells You About Quitting Drinking | Cracked.com
    Seems he had an enormous penis too...
    He didn't say if it ever shrunk again!
    AF since Halloween 2016

    Trying to kill my Wine Witch! :smileyb:

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      #362
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      Juan BH;1504791 wrote: This is very unfortunate. I got a great laugh when I saw the drawings though. Thanks for positng them!
      kuya;1504798 wrote: Did you sign and copyright them ???

      If not dont be surprised when they turn up in an exhibition of modern art ! :H:H
      I was a little surprised by your comments: Juan and Kuya. It's almost as though you consider my works to be in some way amusing. Although that was probably just my overly-sensitive artistic nature getting the better of me. (We great artists are prone to such things, don't you know?) But then again, wasn't Van Gough unappreciated in his time?!!!! Weren't Monet, Gauguin and Pollock? OK, Jackson Pollock deserved to be unappreciated due to the fact that he was....errr....a bit shit as an artist, truth be told, but not the others, so my point holds!!!!!!!! The world will know IfULoveLife2 as a great artist but perhaps it will not be until after my death! So be it!!!!!

      BTW, IfULoveLife2 isn't my real name. It's actually Max Hugewood...just so's you know what to look out for in the galleries.


      Wine-no!;1504950 wrote:       I just read this:
      5 Things Nobody Tells You About Quitting Drinking | Cracked.com
      Seems he had an enormous penis too...
      He didn't say if it ever shrunk again!
      Wine-NO! Thanks for the link. That John Cheese guy is hilarious! Did you follow the link at the end of the article to his foray into scambaiting? Certainly worth reading, although really only level 1 of messing with 419 scammers. If anyone wants to find out how to really mess with those disgusting, evil, misery-bringing scumbags, then I would suggest a visit to TheScamBaiter.com - Embrace The Bucket There you'll find out how the pros do it! Oh, and if you want to see criminals get their comeuppance, then you'll need to register to read the good stuff. And by "comeuppance", I mean everything from John Cheese's timewasting and embarrasment to arrest and incarceration (plus lots of humiliating and painful pics of scammers hanging heavy objects from their knobs etc :H).


      RedThread12;1504940 wrote:       :H:H LIKE!
      I knew you would
      "My fault, my failure, is not in the passions I have, but in my lack of control of them." Jack Kerouac

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        #363
        My Penis Is Enormous

        chaos;1504860 wrote: Maybe phoenix la...were you ordered your liquid bac from laced it with Cialis...the good ol' Bill :H
        Jealous chaos or just a little dick?

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          #364
          My Penis Is Enormous

          ifulovelife2;1415652 wrote:
          As far as I know this is the only remaining ifulovelife2 at the Tate Modern.

          The image above entitled "Shaving Accident" is the first in the series of minimalist sketches of which the rest have disappeared after the notorious deletion from the MWO Gallery. This series was known to early art lovers as the "One Eyed Tit" mantra and reached it's wider critical acclaim with the public exhibitionism of "Still Death with a Dog in Motion"; a moving celebration of a lively canine enjoying coitus with the corpse of the artist.

          EDIT: I see that coitus specifically relates to male and female coupling. The correct term here must be "an active dog and the back passage of a deceased prone man". Anyone got a shorter term for this act?

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            #365
            My Penis Is Enormous

            I believe they call it politics nowadays.

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              #366
              My Penis Is Enormous

              Literally laugh out loud funny, Bleep and Colin. Thanks.

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                #367
                My Penis Is Enormous

                Colin;1505437 wrote: ...Anyone got a shorter term for this act?
                bestiality? zoophilia? perhaps, necrozoophilia?
                With profound appreciation to Dr Olivier Ameisen for his brilliant insight and courageous determination

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                  #368
                  My Penis Is Enormous

                  Smut! I leave here for a while and the place goes to the dogs. I think there is far too much of this pornographic filth on the internet these days...I'll never find the time to get through it all.
                  BACLOFENISTA

                  baclofenuk.com

                  http://www.theendofmyaddiction.org





                  Olivier Ameisen

                  In addiction, suppression of symptoms should suppress the disease altogether since addiction is, as he observed, a "symptom-driven disease". Of all "anticraving medications used in animals, only one - baclofen - has the unique property of suppressing the motivation to consume cocaine, heroin, alcohol, nicotine and d-amphetamine"

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                    #369
                    My Penis Is Enormous

                    Colin, for God's sake please don't post any of those pictures! Clearly they have upset someone enough for an entire thread of my work to have been deleted. In future I shall only post censored (pixelated) versions:

                    "My fault, my failure, is not in the passions I have, but in my lack of control of them." Jack Kerouac

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                      #370
                      My Penis Is Enormous

                      I am crying with laughter!!!

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                        #371
                        My Penis Is Enormous

                        ifulovelife2;1505895 wrote: Colin, for God's sake please don't post any of those pictures! Clearly they have upset someone enough for an entire thread of my work to have been deleted. In future I shall only post censored (pixelated) versions:

                        Maybe you should also censor the horny face-expression.
                        Today is the first day of the rest of my life.

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                          #372
                          My Penis Is Enormous

                          Hahahahaha! Love it!
                          AF since Halloween 2016

                          Trying to kill my Wine Witch! :smileyb:

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                            #373
                            My Penis Is Enormous

                            Xadrian;1505949 wrote: Maybe you should also censor the horny face-expression.
                            Xadrian, is that what your horny face looks like? Mine is more like this:



                            I call this piece 'Seamstress Repairing My Trousers in situ'
                            "My fault, my failure, is not in the passions I have, but in my lack of control of them." Jack Kerouac

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                              #374
                              My Penis Is Enormous

                              :H:goodjob::H
                              AF since Halloween 2016

                              Trying to kill my Wine Witch! :smileyb:

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                                #375
                                My Penis Is Enormous

                                The hound is now sleeping outside in the cold rain, it seems.

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