Wildflower seems to have multiple... uh, posts on this thread. Just sayin'
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Nurdl, it's always the quiet ones you have to watch for!!! :H
I'm surprised no one has pulled out (sorry) the old standby....'you all are just jealous!' line. Allow me to whip it out now...because we all are!! B
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ifulovelife2;1410314 wrote: Well, I'm glad you're all having such fun at my expense.
Would that be allowed? Perhaps it would be the best thing to do, then you'd all be able to see just what I'm having to deal with here. Unfortunately I don't have any 'before' pics for the sake of comparison.
In your original post, you made quite a few humorous quotes, did you not?
If you are serious about the sudden onset of penile ginormity and you are not taking such supplements as Human Growth Hormone, I suggest you scurry off to see your doc quickly. A tumor in the pituitary gland can cause continued growth (although this would cause all over growth, not just penile) or something going on with your testicles or adrenals.
This has been a message from your local medical squirrel.
Carry on, my peeps!
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blondie;1410145 wrote: Finally, I have a place to post this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz_q_Y3sIhE[/video]]Gochu Boyz - Dick So Big [DSB Official Music Video] - YouTube
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:H:H:H Lostsole, kuya, et al. And of course, I appreciate your subtle and sensitive introduction to this subject, IULL (which I am certain that you do.)
You might consider capitalizing on your endowment with some cameo appearances in bawdy, but tasteful porn flicks. Just be grateful you don't live in California. The voters there were just asked, and had to actually cast a vote, whether or not their state government should enforce the use of condoms for actors in porn flicks. I kid you not. This was a State Question, and it passed!! So now, someone is going to have the government paid job (in a bankrupt state) of watching dirty movies and enforcing condom wearing.
Weirderer and weirderer, it grows, non? (is that a pun?) And could you dig up the old "side effects of baclofen" thread and add this to the list. Could start a whole new run of interest and determination."Wherever you are is the entry point." --Kabir
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fennel;1410457 wrote: Awesome thread! :H
In your original post, you made quite a few humorous quotes, did you not?
If you are serious about the sudden onset of penile ginormity and you are not taking such supplements as Human Growth Hormone, I suggest you scurry off to see your doc quickly. A tumor in the pituitary gland can cause continued growth (although this would cause all over growth, not just penile) or something going on with your testicles or adrenals.
This has been a message from your local medical squirrel.
Carry on, my peeps!Living on Planet Sober since 05/02/11
DAREDEVIL COOKIE MONSTER
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lostsole;1410329 wrote: Too bad our other threads can't get this much attention.
Perhaps penis term should be used more freely?"Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.".....Carol Burnett
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AF - 7-27-15
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Women, we need our own thread w Title: "my breast are tripled in size by ----". See how many views we get...Alcoholic (or Ally)
"Only a fool knows everything.
A wise man knows how little he knows."
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This penile thread is going long and strong w exciting stuff! Can't get enough of it.Alcoholic (or Ally)
"Only a fool knows everything.
A wise man knows how little he knows."
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Hi mate..yep Ive had the same problem... embarrassingly mine almost touches the floor!!!Fortunately, I have found a way to resolve the problem.....get off my knees,stop leaning back and stand up..that way it seems normal :H:H:H:H:H:Haf since the fourth of July 2012...howzat then America..now proudly marching into year 12
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Lostsole, kuya, et al. And of course, I appreciate your subtle and sensitive introduction to this subject, IULL (which I am certain that you do.)
You might consider capitalizing on your endowment with some cameo appearances in bawdy, but tasteful porn flicks. Just be grateful you don't live in California. The voters there were just asked, and had to actually cast a vote, whether or not their state government should enforce the use of condoms for actors in porn flicks. I kid you not. This was a State Question, and it passed!! So now, someone is going to have the government paid job (in a bankrupt state) of watching dirty movies and enforcing condom wearing.
Weirderer and weirderer, it grows, non? (is that a pun?) And could you dig up the old "side effects of baclofen" thread and add this to the list. Could start a whole new run of interest and determination.
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"Wherever you are is the entry point." --Kabir
I AM SORRY BUT ALL I COULD FOCUS ON WAS RED'S SIGNATURE LINE!
(I am such a kid! ROFL)
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Holy John Holmes ! Wow a appendage has that much power ! ha! Maybe this math equation might help us all ! "The Angle of the dangle equals the heat of the meat" Ha! Enormity of size isn't always the answer ! Ha!?Be who you are and say what you feel because
those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.?
Dr. Seuss
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