My Penis Is Enormous

[kuya]

My Penis Is Enormous

Wildflowers;1410765 wrote: I'm waiting for my rational sister Zenilite ta make the decision on posting piccies. But, I see she may be too busy with her self & her new lippy gloss. She may have run off with a new sexy Vet. May depend on size issues. :H

It's about time an Army Rep showed up. I will be back later myself. I'm going to try & become a senior just out of this thread alone.

:H

Following your thinking WF is like trying to herd fish! :H:H

[RunningCourage]

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Hi ifulovelife2,

I have read with great amusement your Penis thread and have been looking to post a suitable entry... But alas i cannot think of one...

[RunningCourage]

My Penis Is Enormous

Fuck - that was a tame entry for me.

I'm sure it wont be for you though IULL

[Wildflowers]

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kuya;1410776 wrote: Following your thinking WF is like trying to herd fish! :H:H

Keep em guessing. :H :new:

Oh & that may either help ya or hurt ya with your x-mas pressie gift with your friend ifulovelife2.

[Wildflowers]

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RunningCourage;1410777 wrote: Hi ifulovelife2,

I have read with great amusement your Penis thread and have been looking to post a suitable entry... But alas i cannot think of one...

what: :H :goodjob:

[RunningCourage]

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Hey WF - was trying to play on the word entry.

Gee, not good that i have to explain my play on words. I'm gonna have to work at it. I'm blaming being back on Day 1!

[Byrdlady]

My Penis Is Enormous

Perhaps you can post the pecker picture in a smaller package?

[Slaythefear]

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OMG! I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!

Me thinks I need to see a GI doctor. Not that I have a pain in my arse!

[nurdl]

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:H :H :H :H :H :H

BYRDIE!!! ROTFLMAO!!!

[Slaythefear]

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LOL! I'm starting a poetry class tonight, so I log off from posting on this thread and start reading to come across this line first thing,

"With poems, as with other things (or so I hear), it's not the size that matters, it's what you do with it."

Is someone trying to tell me something?

[Chilipepper]

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Old Richard Pryor joke: Two men, needing to relieve themselves stopped at the top of a bridge. After pulling out their endowments, the first man said, "Whoa this water is cold!"
The second one said, "Yeah, and it sure is deep too!"

Aside: I tried this and couldn't even touch the top railing of the bridge! This reminds me to up my baclofen another 10mgs. If there's a demand, I'll post my results(snicker).

[Xadrian]

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If we all have a laugh about this subject, I have a joke.

A Dutchman, a Belgian and a Surinam guy went fishing.

The Dutchman wonders what the water temperature is and puts his dick into the water. After a few seconds he says: "The water temperature is between 18 and 19 degrees centigrade".
The Belgian hangs his dick also in the water and says: "The water temperature is 18.3 degrees centigrade, to be exact".
The Surinam guy also hangs his dick in the water and says: "I don't know the temperature of the water, but the water here is 1 meter and 30 centimeters deep".

[CanToo]

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:applaud:

Beautiful.

[IAD]

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Ok Slay take this to your poetry class: "Roses are red penis's blue........ya blew...happy happy! Ha!

[kuya]

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IAD;1410818 wrote: Ok Slay take this to your poetry class: "Roses are red penis's blue........ya blew...happy happy! Ha!

DO NOT give up yer day job IAD! :H