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    my breasts are huge do you think it has anything to do with MWO

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      spacebebe01;1411046 wrote: my breasts are huge do you think it has anything to do with MWO
      I don't have a problem with huge breasts or do you think they may be lethal?
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        Brenda. You have a PENIS????????



        Dodgy
        Sobriety Date = 5/22/08
        Nicotine Free Date = 2/27/07


        One day at a time.

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          I was relieved I didn't have to go too high on my Baclofen dosage to hit the switch. But now I'm feeling gypped!

          Cheers!

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            Doggygirl;1411122 wrote: Brenda. You have a PENIS????????



            Dodgy
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              This is getting so big. Everytime I look its gets longer and longer.
              AL free since March 17th 2011...loving this life. No drinking no matter what.

              Hi my name is Lori and i am so happy to be here.

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                ifulovelife2;1410931 wrote: Well, I'm glad you find my predicament funny but I have to tell you to me it's no laughing matter. I've been really worried about it. Worried about visiting my lady friend over Christmas and hurting her. I finally told her about it yesterday. She didn't seem too concerned. I don't think she understood just how big it has become so I sent her the photograph. I explained that it was just the baclofen causing it and I'd drop down low on my dose before Christmas so that it returned to normal size. She said it wasn't a problem and that I should do whatever I needed to keep the drinking under control. I told her it was OK and I'm sure I'll be able to titrate down before I see her but she kept saying that I shouldn't do that. In fact she was quite insistent I maintained by present dose. I know she was just being kind, only thinking of me, but I want things to be normal so we can be romantic when I'm there. She said not to worry about that and she'd manage somehow. She even said she would buy some baclofen to have there for me in case I ran low. She is such a great girl, so selfless. I'm really lucky to have her in my life.
                Look, your first post imo is filled with humor, then comes ( no pun intended ) some seriousness, then you continue with a tad more seriousness, mixed with a bit of humor. I'm choosing to give you the benefit of the doubt & I believe you. I do like humor & yours is climatic.

                Yet, your problem is real!!! Now I already admitted to a sex addiction on Purple Hearts thread under General Forum not long ago. This is from my past, mainly all in my head now, but you should be happy to know even tho I'm experiencing some home life stresses, that Mr Wilde & I have experienced skyrocketing pleasure this wk. It's been a while. I'm an alkie & tend to over think things, all this talk, my mind, well you get the picture.

                Now as I see it, your lady friend isn't too worried, in fact shes encouraging you to stay on the Baclofen. This appears to be a good sign. Please do some research on the Vagina. It's a marvelous organ & muscle. Babies heads are squeezed out of this. The Vagina is able to handle a lot or a little. Perhaps ask her if she's currently practicing Kegel exercises & to put that on hold. Depending on her canal length, may also present problems, again, ie, positions, angles, oils, etc.

                Yes, I understand you may cause her pain. There are ways around this. Do your homework. You can both be very satisfied!!!.... In fact she sounds excited to me after receiving your pics. I have some experience with this from the past, ie sex addiction & alcohol addiction. Yes, it can hurt. Experiment with positions. I like the fact that your sensitive & don't want to hurt her. Sounds like your a good guy to me.

                Enjoy your time together. Bring along some fun toys, like body paints ~ brushes & feather wands, edible massage oil or what ever floats your boats. Ask her ahead of time, make it a game. Teasing is fun!.... Don't forget flowers, unless she doesn't like them. Don't forget protection from STD's. Tho, I'm sure you've already thought of this & a whole lot more.

                Have a great time!!!... Wishing you an early Merry Christmas.

                Please continue to have fun!!! Healthy sex is an important part of life & recovery imo!!! :h

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                  spacebebe01;1411039 wrote: I keep telling my neighbour how good baclofen is for him
                  Ooh La La

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                    FYI guys, the next side effect is moobs. Big dick and big tits? There is always Hollywood Boulevard boyz !
                    Outside of a dog a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read

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                      To Wildflowers point. You can work with it.

                      Grab a Foghat album and put on "Slow Ride". Perfect music and it will give you instructions, too.

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                        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1JgMxRm--0[/video]]Austin Powers - It's a Huge/GIANT/ENORMOUS.....DICK/PECKER/PRIVATES/WANG/WILLIE - YouTube
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                          Dodgy! I'm surprised it took you so long to cum here. I thought you might enjoy this topic .

                          Doggygirl;1411122 wrote: Brenda. You have a PENIS????????



                          Dodgy

                          Nope, Dodgy! I don't have a PENIS. I have a PENIS
                          . That's the problem :upset:.
                          "My fault, my failure, is not in the passions I have, but in my lack of control of them." Jack Kerouac

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                            ifulovelife2;1410931 wrote: Well, I'm glad you find my predicament funny but I have to tell you to me it's no laughing matter. I've been really worried about it. Worried about visiting my lady friend over Christmas and hurting her. I finally told her about it yesterday. She didn't seem too concerned. I don't think she understood just how big it has become so I sent her the photograph. I explained that it was just the baclofen causing it and I'd drop down low on my dose before Christmas so that it returned to normal size. She said it wasn't a problem and that I should do whatever I needed to keep the drinking under control. I told her it was OK and I'm sure I'll be able to titrate down before I see her but she kept saying that I shouldn't do that. In fact she was quite insistent I maintained by present dose. I know she was just being kind, only thinking of me, but I want things to be normal so we can be romantic when I'm there. She said not to worry about that and she'd manage somehow. She even said she would buy some baclofen to have there for me in case I ran low. She is such a great girl, so selfless. I'm really lucky to have her in my life.
                            Hmmm...maybe she has no intention of sleeping with you and that's why it doesn't really matter?

                            Just sayin'.
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                              K9Lover;1411312 wrote: Hmmm...maybe she has no intention of sleeping with you and that's why it doesn't really matter?

                              Just sayin'.
                              OMG, do you really think so? I feel terrible now. That's what it is. It must be! You're right. Now I just want to strangle myself with my own ridiculously large penis.
                              "My fault, my failure, is not in the passions I have, but in my lack of control of them." Jack Kerouac

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                                ifulovelife2;1411324 wrote: OMG, do you really think so? I feel terrible now. That's what it is. It must be! You're right. Now I just want to strangle myself with my own ridiculously large penis.
                                I think it begs the question, how small exactly was it in the first place? Just sayin
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